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We all hate you Joxstrap. ^_^

The season finale where he died aired in like late August of last year.

Like everyone else has said, fucking late.... And completely pointless thread.

Ah thank god, PHEW! When I saw "Tribute" I suddenly got worried that Bryan Cranston may have died unexpectedly. He's a great actor, hands down my favorite personality on Malcolm in the Middle and his other show, Breaking Bad, I only saw the pilot and then a few episodes in Season One, but he DEFINITELY deserved that Emmy last year for best Lead Actor in a Drama.

Meh, sure.

1 : What's your real name?

Daran Carlin-Weber

2 : When is your birthday?

August 25th, 1991

3 : What would be your ideal job?

Animatin'

4 : Who is your idol?

Um... Matt Groening?

5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?

Slackerzac, cuz we're friends IRL and you guys have been really pissing me off lately.

6 : What's your favorite meal?

Big bacon cheeseburger with a tall cherry Dr Pepper

7 : What's your favourite type of car?

I don't give a shit

8 : which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex would you date?

I dunno, MoriChax. :/

9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a wife / husband and child(s)?

I want a family, eventually.

10 : What's your opinion on Barak Obama?

He's doin' pretty good. Yep. PRETTY good.

11 : If god could eradicate the idiots from the General Forum and spam from Newgrounds, would you be happy?

Shit, get rid of everyone below the age of 16 and Id be set.

12 : What's your favorite video game?

Feh.

13 : Which console do you prefer?

Meh.

14 : Have you bought Alien Hominid or Castle Crasher? If yes, how do you find it? If no, why don't you buy it??

No. Because I don't give a shit about video games.

15 : Would your buy a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?

Yes, I already have a t-shirt, some stickers and the poster.

16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day?

Probably 2 or 3. Lately, it's been declining since, well you guys...

17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)

My worthless little pixel trophies.

18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, doing 40K b/p in one year, making 10K posts, becoming mod, etc.)?

Get more than one trophy for an individual movie.

19 : After two years, what do you think about the new layout, and all the new stuff that has been implemented in Newgrounds since the re-design?

I wasn't around much before they switched, but it's way better than the old ugly design.

20 : What is the most important thing on the BBS according to you?

.... I can't answer without lying, this is just my way of killing time. :S

21 : If you could change your user name, what would you change it to?

Ixintro (See, capitalized)

22 : If you would say one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?

I'm a little disappointed in your lack of interest of a final solution for the underage members. Mwahaha

When I shave, I look like a 13 year-old even though I'm 18 in a month.

Wow, my old posts and threads are so stupid and douchy all he way up to like... 6 months ago...

I'm liking it so far, it has a very clean, basic interface.

At 7/24/09 09:51 PM, XIII13 wrote:

At 7/24/09 09:50 PM, ixintro wrote: It wouldn't be abuse, it would be negligence.

Isn't it mostly the same thing?

It's more exact of a term since child abuse is a blanket term. Negligence is abuse of a child due to the absence of a parental guardian.

It wouldn't be abuse, it would be negligence.

They're funny because it truly shows how fucking sad and psychotic Jon is. With Garfield there, he's already talking to himself, just remove Garfield and it makes it much funnier and sadder.

Whoops, I posted without fully reading. I need to get my eyes checked.

The fact that my name has always been lower-case has pissed me off so... Ixintro.

I know, boring right?

I don't, I'm in the same situation you're in Op. That's why I'm not coming back once I go off to college.

I used to like my summer counseling job, but the kids just seem to get dumber and louder every year. But I loooove my job at the local radio station. Whenever I work, I always get to play my favorite music. :D

At 7/24/09 02:51 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote:

At 7/24/09 02:25 PM, ixintro wrote: then are horrifed to realize the movie is two and a half fucking hours long.

finally, a sane reason for disliking it... I agree here. It was way too long, especially considering that about 80% of it was in slow motion. Remove the slow motion, I think it was only 80minutes.

But disliking it based on plot or the fact that it was nothing but huge explosions is retarded... it's a movie about giant robot aliens that fight... what the fuck where you expecting? A love movie about a single mother dying of cancer?

I of course expected explosions, but it was sooooo repetitive. It's like you're watching the same scene on repeat with different corny stereotypical jokes jammed in between. It was just not a good movie, plain and simple.

The second Transformers movie was the worst, most bloated piece of garbage I have ever seen! Nothing but ridiculous explosions and fucking dolly-spin shots of hammer-thumbed Megan Fox. It was TERRIBLE. You get sick of the explosions and the action after about 20 minutes, then are horrifed to realize the movie is two and a half fucking hours long. Don't get me wrong, the first one was pretty good, but the sequel was absolute shit. It had to have the thinnest plot, for what the budget was, out of any movie in history. So obviously, when Transformers 3 comes out in 2012 or whatever, it'll be a cold day in hell if I want to see it.

Goddamn it, I saw that fucking movie two weeks ago and I'm still furious about it!

I stumbled upon the site a few weeks ago and got stuck for 3 days straight. It's like Wikipedia crack.

I really like the soundtracks to Wes Anderson films such as "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" and "Rushmore". Good music direction in his movies.

Best NG IRC I've seen so far. Not saying too much but it's decent.

Right now I have enough money for the postage for the Ad Revenue check to be mailed so... Yeah.

I've had Flash for like 5 years and this current project I'm working on is the first I've ever tried to stay in a mainly-FBF style, and I have to say, it's pretty damn hard if you're not used to it. The onion skin is a godsend like Sup said above, otherwise, Flash would be a nightmare. Just practice A LOT, walk cycles are a little tricky I've come to realize. As for lagginess, try drawing 12 or so frames a second (24 is the standard, not 25) or hell, even 30. I just stepped up to ensure fluidity, otherwise, with my previous tweenfest movies, 24 frames per second worked just fine. I guess try using even numbers for easy math i guess. Oh, also, do the FBF in a symbol, then use it tweened, like walking so you don't have to position a bazillion frames.

I feel honored. I'm also really glad I found my name within seconds since it was centered in a fairly wide chunk of space.

At 7/19/09 08:51 AM, Headshot777 wrote: Well that wouldn't be fair. What about all the underaged users who don't make money?

Oh my god. You just stumbled upon the solution to ridding NG of all the underage dipshits! If payment returns quality to the BBS by scrubbing out all these little retards, I would HAPPILY do it.

The most recent place I was excited about depositing was my bedroom, since I just got internet on it the other day. But the weirdest place I've ever deposited was probably on a laptop with Wifi while travelling in southern Pennsylvania during a 30-second patch of wireless connectivity.

I've also deposited using hacked school accounts before too.

The daily feature score average has been plummeting too recently. Today's Daily Feature Score:... 3.47... What the fuck???

Goddamn, these low-scoring days are happening more and more. It's kind of a kick in the ribs for those who have bad luck with submitting on high-competition days.

Like me. I should have shat something out in 10 minutes and got a trophy.

Oh well. :)

At 7/18/09 02:07 AM, Skwurll wrote:

At 7/18/09 01:58 AM, ixintro wrote: I love how you can not make a thread without this entire community immediately trying to tear your eyes out. It's delectible. Truly, truly delectible. Most of them aren't thinking "Hmmm, guy fuck thread" no, they're thinking "it's that doucher Jox!" DIVE DIVE DIVE! INSULTS AWAY!

I don't even know who it is...

But if you say so

Bombing run commencing

He's in the perascope sir. Target is locked in, not moving and entirely lethargic, clenching a bag of funyuns and wrist deep in his sweatpants. Fire when ready. Yes captain. PSSSHHEHHEHHEEEEWWWWW!!!

At 7/18/09 01:57 AM, ZagmenO wrote: I have one of their songs. It's awesome!

Go get more!

I love how you can not make a thread without this entire community immediately trying to tear your eyes out. It's delectible. Truly, truly delectible. Most of them aren't thinking "Hmmm, guy fuck thread" no, they're thinking "it's that doucher Jox!" DIVE DIVE DIVE! INSULTS AWAY!

I'm starting to get the itch to move on. I only stick around these parts because of it being a good atmosphere to release movies... Occasionally. This forum gets progressively more and more retarded pretty much daily.