"Animal" by Anti-Nowhere League.

Kudos if you've heard of it.

"Prepare, for I am firin' mah lazer"

Hey, I need those corpses for, uhh...research.

Yeah! Research! Now hand em over!

I'd rather worship a flying T-Rex named Joe Pesci.

At 10/12/06 07:40 PM, MetaRooster wrote: If a test like that does exist (Which I don't think it does) Shave every hair off your body.

Wouldn't you look like an alien then?

I'd rather fail a drug test than have to look like an extraterrestrial for the rest of my life.

And that; children, is how babies are made.

"That is the worst mispelling of "I am a flaming faggot" that I have ever seen in my life." -Anonymous

Uhhh...Put sunflower seeds in your hair?

At 10/12/06 05:41 PM, Plastic wrote: Reptile.

You are a smart man.

But I do think that Zub- Zero could beat him.

XBox dares mess with Jesus?

SMITE HIM

I ran over my butt and spent the rest of my life scrubbing pigeon poo with my toothbrush.

HOT.

It snowed here two days ago.

It's already pretty fucking freezing.

I capture NEDM-XIII with my Super Ball!

Really though, this guy seems kewl.

Okay, this may be old news(or not), but if you do not have anything constructive to say, then don't bother posting. If someone already made a topic about this, then just leave this alone and let it slip into nothingness.

My friend recently told me about this:

10/11/06
09/11/01

Flip the former over and you get the latter.

Discuss?

At 10/12/06 06:53 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Eat stuff with poppy seeds. Lots of them.

In a high enough concentration, they'll think it's heroin (same plant).

You prove its poppy seed baegels/cake etc, and you prove the test is flawed, meaning you have to do it again (when you're cleaner).

I heard about that on Mythbusters. I thought it was pretty funny to the people who had their jobs risked because they ate a bagel. XD

It's been said countless times before:

GOOGLE IS GOING TO TAK OVER THE WORLD.

At 10/12/06 07:03 PM, DigDugz wrote: Dragonforce, day ruined.

Fuck you. Let him decide his own music.

You know, I was actually considering getting this game...

Oh
My
God.

Nice find, I think you may have been the only person to notice that.

You don't need two eyes to be sexy!

I'm going to hell.

Paper Mario, anyone?

I hate their voices.

At least I'm glad that there are REAL people under there.

I disagree. She looks like the female version of Luther from The Warriors.

Reptile. He is so underrated.

At 10/12/06 12:32 AM, StephenColbert wrote:
Use them both simulatneously. If you know you're going to be in a more formal situation, you could take off the eye patch. Likewise, if you're going to be hanging with some friends in the bar, you could just put your eyepatch back on. In hot weather, you could go with just the glass eye; in colder weather, put on the eyepatch for extra warmth.

That is actually a good idea. I'd get a really cool eyepatch, though. Not a $5 one.

Bood.

At 10/12/06 12:24 AM, StephenColbert wrote: Why couldn't you get both? Get a glass eye and put an eyepatch over it for those festive occasions. It's not like eyepatches are really that expensive, you could make a nice one for less than $5.

Which one would you use primarily? If anything, I'd use the glass eye for festive occasions.

Well, you are obviously sick of playing hard-to-get, so do it back! Let her obsess with you, and if things dont work out for your current girlfriend, well, not only do you have a backup, but she is already dying to have you already.

You see? Love advice DOES exist on NG! :O

The Juggernaut. He is THE best X-Men villian. He isn't even a mutant, and he can take on the entire X-Mansion all by himself. He is a tribute to the manly, I mean, look at him! He is the most buffed up guy in the show, and no hero can stop him. Hail Juggernaut.

At 10/12/06 12:06 AM, OneWhoListens wrote: You do know they've invented a working bionic eye, don't you?

How much money do you have in your wallet right now?