At 11/26/09 10:05 PM, FlashCam wrote:

At 11/26/09 09:50 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Does anyone know what codex #56 is for Level up?

Explore and buy everything and you might find it...

I'm not sure exactly what the conditions are, but since there's no secret medals, and the medals are supposed to be fixed, I'll say talk with Brains. You might have to purposely die to unlock this dialogue. I died for the fun of it and ran around.

At 11/20/09 02:55 PM, waynerz99 wrote: Also, out of curiosity, does anybody here play at omgpop? I recently found this website and its pretty cool for online multiplayer games. They have like a mario kart remake and bomberman and ddr and stuff. If so, send me an add :)

You seriously missed out back when you got gold for placing in the top three spots. You also missed out on blockles back when it used to be tetris. I can't rack up as much gold as before.

I would really compare hit machine to FFR, although I guess music-based rhythm games in general work. You might have fun with the "Draw My Thing" game. While chatting, the censors are turned off and you can write whatever. I'm not sure if they're still up, but they've also had some words like that as actual things to draw. It would be interesting if the medals they offer on that site could be achieved and put on this site as well. It would mean easier points for me, haha.

This game was fun, but it was time-consuming. All I can say is use similar strategies in Portal Defenders. Let your enemies fuck each other up first if you're having problems. You only need to win once as a real man, and it's VERY doable fighting ZOMG with his kickass spear. Don't forget to jump if you're getting stuck. It may even work on some repetitive boss attacks. From what I can tell, try and stay on the right (and possibly upper-half) when he spins.

You can get like three-four hits on Zomboss after he attempts to grab you (his shoulders move up), so you can just run back and forth and do this. He'll eventually jump after you take around half of his life out, but you just have to move around and hit three-four times. That's a general good amount to hit bosses in general. You can (no kidding) jump maybe once over SmileBorg's laser and you'll be safe. I jumped repetitively out of habit, but I eff'd up once, but his laser still didn't hit me. His level should also be doable as a real man.

It would be nice if there were other achievements, or an achievement that would force you to play the game without using your special attack or something. Otherwise, this game is fun, tedious, and probably needs Nazi's, Vampires, Werewolves, and AIDS. Or cancer.

At 11/18/09 11:00 AM, tally1989 wrote: New game
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 8310

It's still under judgement, and facebook tells me there's a new game out. (but they don't mention medals) Let's hope it's good. The premise already does, anyway.

Lastman by PiGPEN

I went back to that game and I wanted to play for the fun of it. After getting satisfied that I had gone farther than I usually go, I attempted to go for the 127 death medal again. The first time I tried (back when the game came out), the medal popped up, but I didn't receive the medal. Now that I've played it again, the medal won't pop up.

My question is:

Is the medal broken, or do I have to clear my cache for that game?

I've been gone for a while thanks to school, and I come back to see a few games added . . . well, I checked up every once in a while, but yeah. I don't get why so many people were happy with a score of 1337, and I'm surprised none of them noticed that they were probably getting a higher score than that. I think the ONLY reason why you need a walkthrough is to not copy my dumbass self and try to hit every single bomb on the way down. xD I was thinking, "I hit all the clouds, now I hit all the bombs? Okay" Still, that game was really short . . . the only game that probably has an easier medal would be Tiananmen Square, since the medal only requires you to beat wave 1. "God Damn it's a Nice Fucking Day Today" is considered a movie when you check its info. I'm sorry for complaining, but should the medals for Communist Space really be worth so much?

Great, double post. NOW I'm not using structure. I need to get back to school work and stop using this forum as a distraction. Let's make that post with the broken medal a little more clear for sir Spiffy.

1) Max out your HP and defense.
2) Play the eleventh enemy challenge with the light blue pentagonal robot.
3) Idle.
4) Check at least every two minutes.
5) Replay until you reach 1 million metal.

It's a lazy strategy for people who need to do other tasks who can still put in the time to check every two minutes or so. A medal is a medal, whether or not it's broken or counts for your score. It's still achievable. If you don't want to go for it, then don't go for it. Anyways, back to homework! =D

At 11/3/09 10:16 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 11/3/09 09:58 PM, pinoyisazn wrote: Well, I'm going to make a post about a tip for a broken medal for Hover Bot Arena 2, since I freakin finished getting all the darn medals

Kind of pointless now that those medals don't count towards your medal points score, but you would have figured that out had you READ THIS PAGE.

I finished getting the medal at school, went home, then I went onto here to read the BBS. It's why I mentioned broken.

Oh and if you want to write up a long-ass tip, how about some structure, punctuation and paragraphing, that was so unreadable...

Thanks for telling me to "READ THIS PAGE." and not able to read how lazy I am. I didn't use structure, but my sentences, although long, have punctuation. I also mentioned that I didn't use it, and I'm sure, especially after reading a previous post of yours, that you wouldn't read it anyways, since the lame tip I offered is for a medal that doesn't count for your score. If you really think I need help with punctuation, then at least properly use an ellipses . . . they have spaces.

Well, I'm going to make a post about a tip for a broken medal for Hover Bot Arena 2, since I freakin finished getting all the darn medals while I was supposed to do school work at school, not looking at this lovely BBS that I am more active in now. If you're stupid like me and upgraded everything to get the medal for full stats and need to make money, but don't want to play . . . (totally what I did), play the eleventh enemy challenge (light blue pentagonal robot), leave your game open. Check up on it about every two minutes, return to menu, repeat. The smallest amount of money I received was around 1700 with the highest around 7000, but the average earnings are around 2000-4000. You earn more with those robots than any other challenge when idling. I was able to pretty much catch up with my anime doing this, haha. I must note that I had max stats, so this idling strategy probably works best with max hp and defense. There's no strategy guide to the game, and making a million by idling (in short increments) is a strategy that normally won't be thought of, so . . . yeah. If you don't feel like playing, but want that broken medal, just idle with the light blue pentagonal robots. I'm done repeating myself without making any separations. Face chosen to emphasize how lazy I am.

Haven't people posted a way to glitch the game by having the game open on two separate computer and doing some weird glitch crap that I can't remember? Well, shenanigans are shenanigans, and effing you twice (FU2) out of order is like doing a 69 back-to-back. Shenanigans.

At 11/2/09 05:40 PM, waynerz99 wrote: Just another reason forums need a delete button. That's a pretty bad blunder right there. You would think that with a game that "was supposed to" get medals 3 hours ago to check this topic to see if medals had already been reported broken / removed lol

This is what I get for being gone for three hours thanks to school. I'll have to favorite the game to at least give it a chance. Is there a way to bug the author into putting medals back up, without the word, "bugging", or seem like it's harassment? Also, should I go for 1mil in Hover Bot Arena 2 or die once, then play again in Portal Defenders: Halloween Edition to get the shiny Hollow Wiener? What's a Hollow Wiener? What's a wiener that's full? Should someone have the sig: I have a Hollow Penis?

At 10/30/09 09:19 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 6416

Well, realizing why I had a hahaha, I feel dumb now. Krev and Heav hev V's and E's in their username, and I'm too lazy to take the time to read them! >.<;;

Anyways, go to page 345, and you'll see that . . . I'll shorten it by saying poeguy posted it, with a few of us commenting on it. We did notice it, but that game was too short to really worry much about. So far, most of these medal games coming out haven't really had too many difficult challenges, except for that gun game for some people, but that's relative. I'm waiting for another medal game that will make regular players like me cry my eyes out. (and I won't regret saying that) That way, I don't feel like some sort of skilled gamer, because then it would mean I'd have skills! That's just silly! ^-^

At 11/1/09 10:30 PM, cohenramin wrote: so wait are the fear unlimited 2 medals working or not and if they are then can someone list all of them

You should check up on Wylo/Wylina for this stuff. No, I don't have a hard on for Wylo/Wylina.

Good ol' shortcuts with me cutting out the middle man.

At 11/1/09 07:12 PM, ThePathFinder wrote:

At 11/1/09 07:47 AM, HeavyTank wrote: Uhm...new medal game.Just sayin'

...really? >_>

I don't mean to be rude, sir ma'am krev, but . . . that's kind of old news . . . I'm starting to wonder if you're paying attention to previous posts. I mean, I can understand the whole glass fish post I made being missed, but this one? I'll just give you the benefit of doubt and say you're just messing with us. ^-^ Easy game though, nonetheless.

I'm so glad I'm avoiding double posts, haha. Sorry to mention this, but since it was mentioned in previous posts, I had to replay it. I finally received the "YLF SGIP NEHW" medal from When Pigs Fly. I sadly got it in 12.19 seconds. To me, getting that one medal of playing without crashing will just be an impossibility for me, and I'll ignore it. That second-to-last actual obstacle (going forwards), the hardest one in my opinion, is just too much trouble to even attempt beating it. Right now, I'm currently trying to do the lame glitch (it's a glitch, it's not hacking) of playing more than an hour to get the time-based medals, which will show me if the glitch actually exists or not. On my last note on When Pigs Fly, didn't the game have medals for playing throughout the game and reaching certain rooms without touching the walls? Was that too hardcore for everyone in general, or will those be one of those hidden medals, like on the two games with medals that don't actually show up on the game's page thing?

At 11/1/09 03:30 AM, FlashCam wrote:

At 11/1/09 03:10 AM, pinoyisazn wrote:

Is this how you can also get Hollow Wiener as well?

All I did to get the medal was play it in Halloween mode

That's nice . . . if you read all of what I wrote, then you'd know that I have as well, and I actually beat the game. Twice. As the medals says. Dependent clauses to emphasize. Not even just play the game. As others have. Oh so many of you. Because most of you. Are complaining. About not getting Konami. I'm on the other spectrum where I'm not getting Hollow Wiener. ^-^ Sorry if I'm sounding rude, but this happened to be a very specific problem that needs a more refined answer than previously stated. Because I am slowly turning into a wh0r3. Instead of a gamer. Which is bad. Drugs are bad, m'kay? Don't do drugs, because they're bad.

I'm a retard and I finally figured out how to actually "log" in. I thought just logging in counted. Seriously though, I love the huge jump I made from like 250 something to 58. I wonder if I can hit 50 once. After that, I'll let the pros do their thing.

At 10/31/09 08:19 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: For those who are not getting the Konami Medal, this is the easiest way to get the konami medal, for right now as it is auto activated. Make sure you have hallow wiener first.

Step1) Back up your save game file

Step2) Delete the original Portal defenders save game file.

Step 3) Load the game.

As soon as you click play this game, and it starts to load, it will give you the medal.

another way you can use, is play Portal defenders on a computer that it has never been played on before.

Is this how you can also get Hollow Wiener as well? I'm one of the few who can't get the other medal, and I have, indeed, beaten the game with the two designated people. I really don't want to try and beat it with everyone though, because I've already done the minimum requirement, and I'm a lazy person like that.

At 10/31/09 02:08 PM, Luis wrote:

At 10/31/09 01:38 PM, Caraboo wrote:

At 10/31/09 01:37 PM, Caraboo wrote: Sidenote: Konami still doesn't work. Medal popped up.. didn't register. Awesome.

Dammit I wish there was an edit.. I meant Hollow Weiner.

Yea the new medals have gone haywire. I think part of the problem is that halloween mode is 'on' by default and its causing the medal to either give itself up or not give it up at all. In the future halloween mode is unlockable and you start at the default skin. But yea itll be fixed shortly. Its kind of a unique scenario right now.
well thats my best guess... i didnt program em i just draw pretty picturez
sorrry guys :(

They are, indeed, pretty. You have to love looking at the achievements (in-game) to notice their changes. Thanks for the heads up, sir. That's all we really needed.

At 10/30/09 09:43 PM, WeirdAlthe3rd wrote:

At 10/30/09 09:37 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Well, I got all the medals

Me too, also that game is way too easy.

Eh, moneymaker at least makes you waste two minutes on it.

At 10/30/09 09:19 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 6416

Jeez, the game's still under judgement. No wonder I'll never be first in posting the next medal games, haha.

Well, the Hollow Weiner medal definitely didn't work for me either, and I beat the game with both costumed characters, along with Bob. BomToons and Luis and whoever is in charge of the game, I know one of you two said to beat the game with them both, but . . . this isn't one of those "oops, we have to beat them all, sorry" thing, is it? Or do I have to keep refreshing or something?

At 10/30/09 12:00 AM, EggSaladSandwich wrote:

At 10/29/09 11:32 PM, PikaRobo wrote: Does the secret medal have anything to do with the pin? Because it disappears as soon as I solve the puzzle you get for the lightbulb.

negatory

That's just a little smart programming on his part, to keep you from carrying extra items. You're supposed to go back to the lock and unlock the box to figure out how the hell you're supposed to open that one jewelry box, since that one guy interrupts you before finishing. I realized that after my second run through. I only have a theory on how to get the secret medal, but I'm too lazy to actually act upon my hunch. Anyway, the author has it (talking about who has it doesn't really say how to get it, and there's no description anyways).

At 10/27/09 04:39 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: You guys, you know that user with 3000+ points that's amazing, right?

I think I have a glitch.. For some ODD REASON, I have over 23,400 points.

Something's wrong guys...

</lawl>

Yeah, you didn't carry the one.

At 10/28/09 04:52 AM, Nuttro wrote: Whats Midnight Skully?

Unlock the midnight background with the skeleton skin for your hands, then play the game with both on. Personally, I find the midnight background a little more helpful to use as a site, since the horizontal lines focus my eyes a little more.

Man, honestly, after 30 minutes, my game started lagging badly too. I really don't feel like going for achievements with a laggy computer. It's never fun, especially when you're trying to do "expert challenges". Not a bad game though. This will slow down the 1337s, hardcore gamers, regulars (me), and the casuals until our next medal game, at least. I guess the last group would be "wtf is this game?" group.

so what your saying is the after 60 minutes it resets to 0?

Yes, if you take 1 hour and 1 minute it will count as 1 minute. Makes the challenge pretty easy if you're patient.

Damn that's so sick. I finally got that medal a few hours ago with 3.56 on the clock after lots of trying. I don't really care people got the medal the easy way, I just want that 3 hours of my life back! =(

crap, I'll have to keep playing, then leave my computer on for an hour. This still doesn't really help with the "no dying" situation. That pig needs to learn to close its wings and go through the many holes in this game (not glitches, visual holes)

And yes, we all want our wasted time back >.<

At 10/21/09 05:38 PM, goateemasta wrote: i have 2250 points, Im number one!

Darn, I only have 2245 more points to catch up! That sun game was really hard! >.< I hope I reach number one soon

btw, I'm a terrible lyre

At 10/23/09 03:21 AM, Nuttro wrote: 200 shots is an easy win if you shoot different things so it's as if your doing something else.

Why is it that I have not yet played 'Epic War 3'?

Blame the broken medal? Unless it's been fixed. Has anyone gotten the 4musketeers medal thingamabobberjiggermacallit yet?

When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

I learned about Newgrounds a while back in middle school when people talked about some of the flash cartoons on there.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

I like watching flash animation from funny comedians and artistic artists.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

With only one day, I couldn't implement the chat system. I guess I would change the art portal and audio portal so your votes had a little more weight to them in terms of voting power. Then, I would send messages to a few people to fix some medal glitches. Afterwards, I would declare that every year after this would be Chicken Day, a day dedicated to chicken.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I can't remember some of the animations that were eventually blammed, but I know I really enjoyed a few here or there. There could be a section for blammed animations and games that passed the judgement score, but were eventually removed. You would have to have a gold whistle or higher to view it though, to make it exclusive. This part could fit in the above question.

YOU ARE MAGICAL RIGHT?

I don't see myself as such, but I might have enough luck to compensate for my lack of magic.

At 10/22/09 08:35 AM, DigDogy wrote:

At 10/22/09 08:28 AM, FlashCam wrote:

At 10/22/09 08:12 AM, HeavyTank wrote:

Anyway, gonna start playing Gretel and Hansel now, apparently there are lots of guides and video walkthroughs so it should be easy..

yeah....But the 200 shots by slingshot bores me to death................

If you play the game without a walkthrough you'll make at least 100-150 shots until you arrive at the cart scene. It's really no big thing.

Or you can be a sadist and kill Hansel repeatedly. You can also shoot the hell out of anything for the fun of shooting crap. If you're having problems with the well/flower part, then it's easier to get. 200 really isn't that hard to accomplish, but don't actively go for that medal, just remember it's there.