If you could?
Jesus christ you guys. All of you who said health, relationships and whatever - well guess what, you can so get the hell off of newgrounds do some running and stop eating so much garbage. Then go hit on people.

As for the whole new family thing... I dunno, have you tried ebay?

At 5/25/09 03:27 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Obviously there is no right answer to this as it is a photoshop'ed image...

I'll have you know there is. It Frorange.

Being a vegetarian I find that quite a number of vegetables I consume on a daily basis are awfully phallic in nature. Therefore I can surmise that being vegetarian is indeed an undisputed indicator of homosexuality.

Ha ha - by being romantically infatuated with anime girls I avoid all these problems. Losers.

At 5/25/09 02:37 PM, lunaful wrote:

At 5/25/09 02:35 PM, gamejunkie wrote: You should get the Edinburgh Military Tattoo, I've heard its awesome.

aw my home town, Edinburgh that is , i'll have to look it up

My brain. Why do you torment it so.

I'll tell you what. Your post massacred an entire swathe of my braincells.

The world could not care of what we are currently doing on it and if you think otherwise you are a conceited idiot. We as humans are merely another inconsequential phase - a tiny speck of sand on the beach of time. I am by no means disregarding the damage that we are doing to the planet right now, but even if we do fuck it up big time, even killing ourselves in the process, it will simply shrug it's shoulders and carry on.

At 5/14/09 05:10 PM, muhlio wrote: This is cool but is NOT worth a lot. I live in Bulgaria and here you can find stuff like these from the second world war in many stores for $5 - $50 (nazi symbols, medals, armbands, helmets, stuff like that)

Kinda related - when I went on holiday in Bulgaria they were selling this sort of stuff on streets in tourist heavy areas. Didn't ask for how much though.

Awwh, that's so cute. I bet you guys just hold hands and stuff.

Why not run for president and install a totalitarian dictatorship, therefore eliminating all future elections.

I think Transformer is a pretty cool guy. eh asks to be moderator and doesn't afraid of anything.

At 4/23/09 05:11 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Not at all. I'm very shy in real life.

I was pretty damn shy before encountering newgrounds actually. The mask of anonymity allowed to me to express myself much more freely and increase the confidence I had in myself. I'm now lout and obnoxious :p

Not nearly long enough.
Also think long and hard before getting dreads. They might look good but on the other hand they might just be a mess. They are also quite a bit of effort to take care of. Read around, and if possible talk to some dreaded people first.

At 4/23/09 05:03 PM, LTmatt wrote: When mayonnaise started seeping out of my dick.

Damn man; I wish I could do that. Would save me having to buy the stuff.

At 4/23/09 04:50 PM, Master117chief wrote: I came...lol

I know, right. I was so freaked out.

Yes. You should be listening to Chopin instead.
The man is a music genius.

I couldn't anyway. I gave my soul to my friend because he asked. He then proceeded to lose it ><

I kinda know what you mean. Whenever my housemate leaves for uni breaks and I'm left alone I really feel lonely... even if we don't even see each other when he's in, just his presence makes it feel more homely.

At 4/10/09 03:33 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Leningrad.

I like the albums "For Millions" and "Toyka" or whatever it's called.

I agree with this. Leningrad is great, especially since I can understand russian :p
Grab a couple of their albums from the official website. link - the links on the left hand side are the albums. They used to have their entire catalogue on there not long ago but not any more.

At 4/10/09 05:18 PM, DraGoN-RaGe-9001 wrote: street light manifesto...

I agree with this also. Everything Goes Numb is a fantastic album. Also Catch 22 which is pretty much the same band who's version of Keasbey Nights I prefer.

At 4/10/09 03:38 PM, Pounce wrote: a challenger appears

I'm afraid to inform you that you're just deluding yourself that they're good to justify spending extortionate amounts of money buying them in the first place.

At 4/10/09 03:27 PM, vishnunamboodiripad wrote: Whats the best cheap quality mic?

Got yourself a bit of an oxymoron there

Ore Ska Band's self titled 2008 outing is just what you would expect from an all female group of the most upbeat japanese ska musicians out there. An explosively energetic and awesomely cute album it is impossible to not fall in love instantly. Song lyrics might be a tad difficult to understand unless you know japanese so don't expect this to be a deep album, but the sheer energy and passion far makes up for this and makes this a great feel good ska album, and hearing a bunch of lovely ladies having a good time is more than enough to bring a smile to my face.

Wait... what?

Deal's this. I'm depressed about growing old I need more ska to cheer me up and remind me of my youth - 1st, 2nd ,3rd wave it doesn't matter; the deal is that you pick one ska album you think people need to hear, tell us a little bit about it and why you like it and post a small picture of the cover. Feel free to discuss other people's choices but let's not let this descend into a 'ska is dead' rant.

My choice is Skafield's 'Smiling at the Tragedy' - a hoarse and raw album, exhibiting real emotion through the unique combination with hardcore undertones with great some great ska. Highlights for me include the sombre 'Empty Bottle' and awesomely upbeat 'S.P.S.T.D.S' A more reflective album, and definitely recommended. This one is definitely on the playlist for my birthday tomorrow.

These strange people keep sending me birthday cards, I opened the first few but then I figured out their clever little game and burned the rest.

At 4/10/09 02:59 PM, darknessdweller wrote: Hmm.. plz do tell me.. how does this make the OP seem immature?

Because 'mature' people don't have time to frolic with such innocent and aimless thoughts such as easter, dreams and dreams about easter. I think OP's post was sweet - it made me smile anyway.

I don't know if I'm just getting more and more jaded with age but I wish all I had to concern myself was dreaming about easter... sigh.

Haven't been struck by lightning yet, but then again I take the utmost precautions when in a thunderstorms; like shielding myself with large sheets of metal and hiding under tall trees.

So I have a lovely bottle of Captain Morgan's dark rum in by cupboard but I'm kinda getting tired of using it in such unimaginative ways. All I know is rum and coke >< so Newgrounds, I beseech you to lend me all your recipes and cocktail ideas featuring this magnificent beverage. White rum is also acceptable; I'm needing a reason to stock up :P

I guess I don't mind; although it will probably reach more people online - I've used flash before so I guess I'd go with actionscript. Is there any further help I can acquire on this - perhaps some open source code, tutorials or books that teach principles that would be useful in a point and click game?