Collect up the empty bottles from the water coolers, set them up in a long hall way and try to run across as many as possible before breaking a hip.

I would find it hard to believe any self respecting music fan hasn't heard of The Smiths

Congrats to the winners.

I voted for Castle Crashers in every category it was nominated in. Not because I'm biased but because the game... is.... AWESOME!

Looks like one of those "So bad it's good" movies. Doubt it was inspired by the game as it hasn't been out long enough.

I worked in a supermarket on the produce section. I was there a while and became supervisor before realising i was wasting my life on pineapples and salad.

My vote has been cast! Good luck to everyone.

This is pretty old news, i blogged it a while ago. Funny as hell though.

That's epic! Nice work.

At 3/3/09 05:36 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 3/3/09 05:30 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Just thought I'd add that this kind of stupidity isn't restricted to just America.

I hope I never turn into some clueless, confused old person.

Kill me if I do, please.

Deal :P

At 3/3/09 05:19 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 3/3/09 05:17 PM, Pink-Ninja wrote: Also a woman REALLY thought a camper van would steer itself??

Cruise control... auto pilot... lack of education...

It's not that hard to believe.

Dear god, this is why schools are so important.

Wade's idea of putting these people in jail for a few days is good. I'm sure that would teach them a thing or two about wasting police time. Also a woman REALLY thought a camper van would steer itself??

At 3/3/09 04:54 PM, Zerok wrote: http://www.tcpalm.com/videos/detail/firs t-call/

Hahahahahahahahahahaha... ahhhhh... hahahah!

Oh wow.

Oh excellent! I didn't even notice there was a video link. Nice find.

Glad everyone agrees she's a moron. I went to KFC once and they had run out of chicken (it was late at night) and i managed to continue without calling the police.

At 3/3/09 04:42 PM, Dekuboy wrote: How stupid can one be?!

I know, it's shocking

I weep for humanity, a woman in Fort Pierce called 911 three times because McDonalds had run out of McNuggets. She had paid for her meal before she was informed of the lack of nuggets. The cashier offered a larger meal for the same price but the woman went mental and called the cops declaring "this is an emergency!"

I can't believe some people. What the hell is wrong with people? In the end she was charged, epic fail on her part. Full story here

If you like racers pick up Racedriver GRID. It's so underrated it's criminal.

It is kinda fun to set a car alarm off, leg it and let the others face the music/horde. Also it's great fun to run from the tank, shoot the guy at the back of the pack with an auto shotgun and let the tank have his way with him! I found out the latter the hard way.

Achievement Unlocked - Play 1 Billion games 100G

Insane! 64,000 years of gaming? That's hard to process. Plus 9 Million+ copies Bungie could shut down tomorrow and retire.

It's true i have found this many times, Newgrounds gets the stories first!

Mario Kart or Pokemon Stadium hands down. Goldeneye was good but i plugged more hours on the first two.

Wtf? Dudes got issues

If they actually fell for that then they deserve the humiliation IMO.

Left 4 Dead:
Get your fucking hands off me! - Pistol whip a survivor when they try to heal you at the wrong time - 30g
Gold Star 4 You - Complete a campaign without Louis breaking your balls. - 100g
You love it! - Cock slap the witch - 50g

Halo 3:
Bully - Make at least five 13 year olds cry over open mic in one match - 30g
Stud - Claim to have slept with at least 20 players mothers in one match - 20g
Fast Track - Find a match in under 3 weeks - 100g

Real Life:

Ninja - Sneak up on a cat without alerting it - 50g
Ninja Master - sneak up on 10 cats - 100g
I'm straight - Last a school day without being called gay or referring to others as gay - 75g
OMFG My Eyes! - Find your dad's 'special' photos of your mum - 0g

Left 4 Dead! It's a must own game for anyone.

Left 4 Dead on expert on the finale levels, Halo 3 on Legendary kicks my ass so hard my teeth chatter and Gears 2 never ranks me up.

Killzone ftw! I'd buy a PS3 just for that game, it looks immense.

I think the OP has his generations mixed up. Classic would be Atari, Spectrum, NES, SNES, Sega Saturn and Megadrive. Then you would have Dreamcast, N64, Playstation, then PS2, GameCube and Xbox. Followed of course by Xbox 360, Wii and PS3.

For me the best of the classics was of course the SNES, after that the N64 and then the Xbox and finally Xbox 360.

At 2/26/09 05:54 PM, MakeshiftMovies wrote: Auto-Shotgun
Walk up to her with flashlight on
She looks--you shoot her in the head
Just try every opportunity you get
If you can`t get it and are getting frustrated, go for another achievement and then if you see a witch.. try to get Crown`d

Flashlight on? Okay i'll give that a go.

Go out and have a blast (if your old enough to drink). Otherwise, find exciting and interesting things to do or see in the area to keep your mind off of things.