At 8/20/08 04:20 PM, illiriks wrote: I startes school 3....fucking...weeks....ago! Screw Wake County Public School System!

You get out 3...fucking...weeks...after most people!

quit you bitching >:(

She IS cleaning herself. It's normal. Shut up. Pick up a fucking book once in a while, dogs will lick their genitals to get all the nasties out. It's normal. Go away.

At 8/20/08 12:49 AM, KillerSkull wrote: C'mon, putting a Borne twist on it,

I never liked the borne movies. They talk too much and I never really understood the story so I usually end up falling asleep whenever I try to watch one of the movies. Swear to god.

At 8/19/08 11:10 PM, perfect-insanity wrote:

FUCK tv has ruined my imagination

But dont be fooled by the radio
The tv or the magazines
They show you photographs of how your life should be
But theyre just someone elses fantasy
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because you never win the game
Just remember that its a grand illusion
And deep inside were all the same.
Were all the same...

First thing I thought of.

I've always heard that 3,000 posts and being here for at least one year makes you a semi-regular.

At 8/19/08 10:58 PM, MsiScars2780 wrote: Old video is old.

Date: August 09, 2008

Don't try to be a wiseass on Newgrounds. It'll backfire.

Diaperism: sexual interest in wearing diapers

Family guy much?

Now that we're on the topic of the header, here's the newer one. Notice the store got it's own button and "toons" is now "movies"

Holy crap it looks awesome! Makes me wanna buy something.

It's a pretty pleasant day here in Pittsburgh. Just finished cutting the grass, I think it may have been the perfect day for that. About 75 degrees, some clouds so it's not sunny. The weather here is pretty good.

I'm afraid of murderers. Let me explain...

You know those shows like 60 minutes and 48 hours (mostly 48 hours). After I watch one of those, it gives me the creeps. Like, when they go into each and every detail of the murder, like how the slowly cut the body into 40 different pieces with an axe and how they then killed all the other family members and their dog. Or how they tied them up and made them watch their family be slowly killed. That kinda shit just scares the shit outa me. I'm not afraid of horror movies at all. Mainly because I find them stupid. Like, people coming out of walls, give me a break. But when I watch a documentary on how someone killed all these people, that's the main thing that scares me.

Also, criminal minds. That dude's hair is almost as scary as 48 hours. He looks like a woman.

I thought territory war online should've at least gotten 2nd. Oh well. Congrats to the winners.

I like all the events. Even badmitten. When the Chinese won, they jumped around all crazy like. It was funny, yet cool.

Oh you know...

Well, I volunteer at a haunted house in the fall for about 2 - 3 days a week for about 4 hours screaming at the top of my lungs at random people. The best part is when there's small children and you make them cry. Then their mothers yell at you and you're allowed to yell back saying "the why the hell would you bring them here in the first place?" Seriously, that's what the owner tells us to tell them. And afterwards, I usually crash at one of my friend's house. So, uh, that?

You have ugly hair

I was over my friend's house yesterday, and we were in his room just listening to music (he doesn't have cable) and I noticed a playboy laying on the floor. He was getting some snacks from downstairs, so I pulled it out and started flipping through the pages. Then I noticed 2 more on the floor. When he came back, I asked who bought him them (since ya gotta be 18 to buy porno legally), and he said his mom. At that point I just started cracking up laughing. So then he told me the whole story...

He said he was home alone one day, watching some porn, and then suddenly, the computer shut off. He turned it back on, and his desktop was gone, naked ladies started to walk around on the screen, then gay porn came up for a while, and every time he tried to close it, 3 more popped up, then a big picture of goatse came up, and the computer shut down again. He called up the comcast guy, and he said "well, it looks like you got a few viruses". My friend said "yeah no shit". I can't remember what my friend said the comcast guy said next, but he didn't fix the computer. Then his mom came home, and asked what was up with the computer. He said that he got a virus from looking at porn. He said his mom didn't really yell at him or anything, but the next day she came home with 3 playboys. Plus, they were special additions that only had porn, none of those articles. I thought that the whole story was pretty hilarious. Like, what do you say when your mom gives you porn? "Oh, uh, thanks, um, mom. I'll be in my room".

I admit, my Grandmother can be a little annoying at times. She lives with us BTW.

When she talks on the phone, she puts speaker-phone on, with a hearing aide in, and she still can't hear well. Then she starts yelling into the phone. You can almost always hear her from any part of the house. And when she listens to music, she turns the volume up as high as it can go, and still has her hearing aide in. She asks if it's too loud, and I say "no, it's fine Gram". But I wouldn't even think of telling this stuff to her face. I know that she can't hear well, I don't really mind. If she would die, I'd be devastated. She is one cool lady. Especially when she gets drunk (which is like every other day).

My step-grandma on the other hand, is a 63 year old bitch. No seriously, she's a total bitch. She'll talk about you behind your back, deny you food, she won't bring anything to parties, yet tells everyone else to bring lots of food, and she is just generally mean. Her I wouldn't mind dying.

I guess it would be easier than some people's. I'd end up some sort of human-termite dude though.

I don't like Mcain's campaign. It seems that all that he has done is attack Obama, without saying what he will do. Just slapping Obama saying his taxes are too high isn't exactly a great campaign. Plus, I hate republicans. So if I could vote, it'd be for Obama

At 8/17/08 11:11 AM, Loltastic wrote:

At 8/17/08 11:10 AM, Geist71 wrote: I want to see it, but it's rated R. It seems all the movies I have wanted to see are R, Pineapple Express, Step Brothers, Tropic Thunder.

So ask your parents to buy you fucking tickets.

That's just stupid and wastes time. You buy a PG-13 movie, then sneak in the R-rated one. It's much easier.

Uh, drop the class if it bothers you that much?

http://pages.prodigy.net/cousinsteve/roc k/classic.htm

I just found a small little starter pack for those just getting into the classic rock genre. I'm not sure what I meant by that, but this thing has been in my bookmarks for ages, so I thought I'd just share it. :)

Tires don't have wheels inside them. Your thread now sucks. Also, I'd eat the fish, brush my teeth, take apart the steel in the room, make a unicycle, have some fun with it, and then kick the stick (lol rhyme).

Also, use the shift key next time. Everything looks sloppy.

There actually is a cure for AIDS. Read the book "Natural Cures 'They' Don't Want You to Know About" by Kevin Trudea.

At 8/4/08 09:12 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 8/4/08 09:11 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Paint in the hands of someone who knows how to use it is great. But as far as manipulating images, shop blows pain out of the water.

And then there's GIMP, which is totally free and is almost as good as Photoshop.

...and then there's Paint.NET which is photoshop for freeeeee.

Like seriously. The magic wand is a bit stupider than shop, but it's just as good as it for the most part.

FILLER FILLER FILLER TOO MUCH QUOTED TEXT FILLER FILLER FILLER

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=holy+hand+grenade

At 8/7/08 03:09 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Oh shi-

Hahahaha. Nice.

I never read them in the comic strips and I didn't know that it was a cartoon on TV. I always figured it was a black show.

Oooo yay. I just love 404s.