I was over my friend's house yesterday, and we were in his room just listening to music (he doesn't have cable) and I noticed a playboy laying on the floor. He was getting some snacks from downstairs, so I pulled it out and started flipping through the pages. Then I noticed 2 more on the floor. When he came back, I asked who bought him them (since ya gotta be 18 to buy porno legally), and he said his mom. At that point I just started cracking up laughing. So then he told me the whole story...
He said he was home alone one day, watching some porn, and then suddenly, the computer shut off. He turned it back on, and his desktop was gone, naked ladies started to walk around on the screen, then gay porn came up for a while, and every time he tried to close it, 3 more popped up, then a big picture of goatse came up, and the computer shut down again. He called up the comcast guy, and he said "well, it looks like you got a few viruses". My friend said "yeah no shit". I can't remember what my friend said the comcast guy said next, but he didn't fix the computer. Then his mom came home, and asked what was up with the computer. He said that he got a virus from looking at porn. He said his mom didn't really yell at him or anything, but the next day she came home with 3 playboys. Plus, they were special additions that only had porn, none of those articles. I thought that the whole story was pretty hilarious. Like, what do you say when your mom gives you porn? "Oh, uh, thanks, um, mom. I'll be in my room".