Just keep in mind they charge 99 cents per question.

You need to be atleast 14 to be on Newgrounds anyway.

At 11/22/09 05:38 PM, ZagmenO wrote: I can put any sort of food in my mouth, swallow it, and eventually have it protrude from my anus as feces!

That's very interesting, if you put feces into your ass do you throw it back up as food?

At 11/22/09 08:51 PM, streetbob wrote: I can shit out food I ate two hours ago.

That is supernatural! Since the human digestive system takes a whole day.

At 11/22/09 06:26 PM, speakerlight wrote: I can excrete a salty discharge from my eyes.

That makes you a pussy.

Because you are 13 and do not have a say in life yet.

I look for something yellow and brown when I try to find my posts.

Ebay. I got the EbayBucks feature!

Jealous? What special talents do you have that can you make your friends just as jealous.

They say: "You Suck!"
You say: "You Swallow!"

Being as you have no age posted, I would have to say you are under 13.

A drink.

Why are we getting all of these retarded questions lately?

At 9/29/09 08:46 PM, LTmatt wrote: I'm going to give you factual evidence why your opinion is wrong.

Don't even bother, an obvious troll.

You know you could have sounded much less like a douche by just matching the title. I'm sure you would get just as much responses (if not more) if you would have just told the actual question in the title.

You mean she actually IS a princess ad not just another Link in disguise?!? Life is a lie!

There's... nothing really funny about the picture to do anything with it...

That is called a "love scalene triangle"

It's kind of like a regular love triangle but just doesn't look right.

He does all his grocery shopping at the local graveyards.

As much as I hate kids, probably never! Of course maybe pulling them or some kind of the lowest physical punishment that does not count as child abuse if they go too far.

I don't even see it as something to be made fun of, it's just an impulse for me. The only exceptions would be if they are like 20 feet away or not done bagging (such as the liquor store I work at.)

Since I don't have the boxs for my old computer games, I can't enter the code to play them.

I base most of the time base it one the prloader, that or the first minute or so.
Luckily not all Newgrounds users are quality challenged.

Why don't you support a REAL god? Like Arceus!
<3<3<3

Hobos are an excuse for ignorance somewere earlier, wether it was caused by them or not.

Just lie and say you did.

"small palm-sized remote control that can be switched on and off to open and close his anus and bowels to go to the toilet. "

Is there a safety feature?

Wasn't it yesterday?

The main problem are the parents who bitch about nothing.

Gives us emotions in our posts stupit.