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At 12/20/12 07:38 PM, steph2568 wrote: The world can't end. I have a hot date tomorrow night.

Funny as it is, I actually do have a date tomorrow.

The world has to be ending.

They're about an A-cup.

I think...

Eh, human life isn't worth very much nowadays. Those kids aren't missing anything too special. People are just really butt-hurt about this subject and it's fucking hilarious how big of vaginas some people are. The whole shooting is more about the survivors rather than the deceased because of the media and how they like to milk things like this for all the viewers they can. Humans, whether they realize it or not, are more responsive to tragedy than to successes.

I quit smoking cigarettes.

So I bought a rechargeable e-cig.

Now I smoke 3 times as much because now I can smoke anywhere 24/7. Recently I researched the side-effects of e-cigs, and I discovered that although they're not as bad as traditional cigarettes, it still ain't good.

Has anyone here ever found themselves in this situation before?

At 10/14/12 02:36 AM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: I thought you meant the WBTV sitcom back in the 90's.

Yeah, me too.

It was really the only soap I've ever watched.

D'AWWW THENKS GUIS ^-^

I'm having a fabulous birthday today, easily the best one yet.

I'm going to go buy myself a cookie cake with piglet on it that I saw at Jewel.

Carl?

Yes, I'm exactly like my sig

At 10/6/12 10:31 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I don't know man. What are you going for?

Something cool, dawg. Kinda like a psychedelic man cave of sorts.

I recently came into some money and now I would like to pimp my room.

I can't seem to think of anything, so what do you guys suggest?

*there is a $1,500 budget

What a nice lad.

Species erotica

I'm doing a little bit of house work, feeding my snake, and then I plan on doing some drawing and reading later.

Fucking awesome.

I can't even imagine how embarrassing that must be.

I always think of Slurm when I drink Monster.

It's composition appears to be about the same.

Goodbye Blue Sky and Welcome to the Machine are my favorites by Pink Floyd.

The Wall was a good movie.

Not over-rated.

Burn a cross on his front yard, it's the only way to make him see the error of his ways.

Happy birthday Amar, what are you, like, 14 now?

The effects of inhaling liquid nicotine are largely untested.

But e-cigs just aren't as good as real cigarettes. If I have an e-cig I'll keep smoking it until the cartridge is empty because it doesn't turn to ash.

Tobacco companies should ideally just make cigarettes with fewer additives, but that's not gonna happen, so seriously, either stop smoking or buy a pack of cigarettes.

Dew gonna get raped

The list is really long. Most people only use a small fraction of their total vocabulary in conversation anyway.

At 9/19/12 10:57 PM, Gagsy wrote: stuff

For some reason I feel like I know you a lot better now.

Tell your grandmother "fuck off" and then light up a cigar and blow smoke in her face.

I really fucking wish I could grow a beard...

well somebody in your house obviously uses them. stop touchin shit that aint yers

At 9/15/12 09:25 PM, CocoaBeanie wrote: My friend watches that god damned video all the time, ignoring the fact she is completely insane, thinking shes the hottest chick he has ever seen.

I would put my dick in a Boxxy.

anyone?

In a general sense, older people have more life experience, so they are often smarter than younger generations. However, there are no doubt a lot of old dumbfucks out there, so you really can't discern by age. I would go with the level of schooling to judge intelligent in a large population.

Whoa whoa whoa...what exactly is wrong with scarab and why are the police involved?

I knew he drunk posted a lot, but I didn't think that was a big deal.

is...is this hot?

At 9/8/12 04:12 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 9/8/12 04:11 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 9/8/12 04:10 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 9/8/12 04:09 PM, Piggler wrote: Why do I still come here?

Because we all love eachother, we just like arguing

Quiet, you whore!

Shut up priusfag

I'm not even the legal owner of it, so your insult is incorrect.

At 9/8/12 04:10 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 9/8/12 04:09 PM, Piggler wrote: Why do I still come here?

Because we all love eachother, we just like arguing

Quiet, you whore!