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I make a mean omelette.

If you watch enough TV, you start to recognize certain situations that are present in almost any series.

Good examples:

Going on a date with two people at the same time

Get rich and somehow lose it all at the end of the episode

The date where character has to leave the room several times to make sure nothing goes wrong all while keeping date ignorant of the shananigans occuring in your absence

Holiday is ruined by (insert cause), characters all come together at end and realize that the fact that they're all together is what's important

Which would you prefer to reenact in real life?

Well, I wouldn't really say it's a sitcom cliche, but I've always wanted to sit in front of a massive stone fire place in a fancy chair while reading a thick story book to an imaginary audience and wearing a red velvet robe, vertically striped pajamas, slippers, half moon reading glasses, and a comically small fez (possibly including sherlock pipe that blows bubbles).

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

I've never freckled.

Does this mean I'm not really white?

Must be a fan fiction or something of the sort.

At 11/24/13 10:21 PM, Entice wrote: OP

I'm finding myself becoming really attached to the characters and very immersed in the universe you've created.

At 11/24/13 07:04 PM, Dercaful wrote: What do you think? Should we pay for experiences rather than material things?

It's more so about what specific material possessions you choose because your experience will correlate directly to the material at hand.

e.g. even though concert tickets are a material possession, you can use them to garner memorable experiences of the time you spent at the show and with you people you went with.

What about people that wear a bandana for stylistic purposes only?

I really like bandanas, but the whole gang affiliation thing has made them almost impossible to wear without someone scorning you for imitating "gang culture" and trying to be a gangster.

I haven't noticed it too much. As long was there's one green flavored skittle in the package it's alright with me.

I still fail to see how the concept of virginity inspires such shame in people at this day and age.

But I was 16. It's hard for me to imagine someone as immature and angsty as my 16 year old self fornicating with any female.

When I started high school I was actually convinced that I would remain a virgin and live in the mountains of Appalachia until the end of my days.

What I'm getting at is that you shouldn't beat yourself up if you're still packing the V-card and if you're already comfortable with it, then good for you.

Thanksgiving will be just like any other day for me.

I'll idle about until dinner is ready and then we'll sit at the table staring at the gratuitous amount of food, go through the motions of saying what we're thankful for and pretend like we're a well-functioning, communicative group of people.

I'll eat a meager portion of turkey and assorted Thanksgiving dishes. The unnerving silence provides incentive to skip chewing my food and clear my plate in as little time as the human anatomy will allow. As usual, I will be the first to leave and will spend the rest of the day in my room occupying my time with books or guitars until everyone is asleep.

Minutes will fall like dominoes until the clock reads 12:00 and the day will have passed as unnoticed as a cool breeze does outside a windowless brick house.

Some of these are actually pretty funny.

I'm glad this was brought to my attention.

Speaking of dollar bills, have you guys seen the new $100 bill?

It comes with a neat 3D security ribbon.

Are you guys seriously encouraging mass shit posting or are you being sarcastic?

It's actually hard to tell and that concerns me greatly.

I was playing strip poker with three of my friends, and there was liquor involved so you didn't have to be a detective to tell where it was going. Around 45 minutes in I had only lost my shirt and hat because I was the only one actually trying to play poker and the two other friends were already fucking. The last person was a good friend of mine, but we were drunk and there was no point in continuing to play cards.

So I slip a condom on and we start going at it. It was nice for the time being and we were both really into it but then her phone rang after just 5 minutes and she answers it while my fucking dick is still inside her and then she gets up and just carries out the conversation as if she wasn't in the middle of something less than a minute ago.

I guess it wasn't really awkward or weird, but it was annoying and awkward in the sense that I was brushed aside so carelessly and by a friend at that.

At 11/21/13 12:48 PM, Viper50 wrote: Yep thats what I did last time...
I'm probably going to be a dumb ass and completely forget to do this again.

I feel like this should have been clarified in the PM. It didn't really seem that obvious to double seal my card.

Either way, I hope it'll be okay. I spent a good 2.5 hours on that card.

At 11/20/13 11:56 PM, Luke wrote:

At 11/20/13 08:59 PM, Entice wrote:

At 11/20/13 08:57 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote:

A quarter of weed is 7.5 grams, $90 or so where I am

Ninety dollars for 7.5 grams?!!!???
Wow. A quarter is sixty dollars here last I heard.

Damn, you guys have it easy. Around here you get 7 grams for $100-$120.

At 11/20/13 11:53 PM, thatkidkenji wrote: Black women are extremely loyal to their men because of American history...

What the fuck does that even mean?

At 11/20/13 07:19 PM, Gagsy wrote: Put your card envelope in a bigger envelope which you address to NG

Fucking shit.

I already sent it like 5 hours ago in only one envelope.

Do we have to put a return address on the envelope?

The game itself isn't that great. In fact it pretty much relies on your desire to murder silhouettes of children and female teachers to be successful.

It's got some stiff controls and the fact that you can only walk slowly while playing will make more impatient players a little antsy.

I live in Illinois, but I done slept through the whole durn thing.

People apparently lost quite a few trampolines.

I work out sporadically and for about 1 minute at a time.

So you would probably be safe saying that I don't work out.

I would like to participate in this ritualistic exchange of yuletide paper.

What about just using both batarangs as knives?

I hang out with dumb people exclusively so I always get to be the smart guy.

It's not very ambitious, no, but it makes me feel better about myself.

gettin on dat injun status

At 11/16/13 03:37 PM, Entice wrote:

At 11/16/13 01:07 AM, Piggler wrote: I just bought and ounce of wild dagga, damiana, mullein leaf, and muira puama.

I smoked mullein as a tobacco alternative, it was alright but I never noticed any effects from it.

It apparently has some mild sedative, but that's probably if you smoke a buttload of it.

Although this blend may seem it contains some sort of artificial additive, we guarantee it does not!

They're not required to disclose any of their ingredients.

That sounds promising.

Wow, the kickstarter was $18K short less than 2 days ago.

I didn't think it was gonna be funded. I am pleasantly surprised.

http://www.amazon.com/Rocks-Rude-Action-Prostate-Massager/dp/B000X6MOV4

What's your address?

Have any of you guys tried legal herbs (not spice) to achieve some state of intoxication?

I just bought and ounce of wild dagga, damiana, mullein leaf, and muira puama.

The above are just raw dried plant material so I'm doubtful that I'll experience anything too intense, but they are apparently good weed alternatives.

I also bought 7 grams of this herbal smoking blend called Retro because it promises to be "very potent".

It was only $15 so I said "fuck it, why not?"

What I found a little funny is this odd little disclaimer on the bottom of the item description:

Although this blend may seem it contains some sort of artificial additive, we guarantee it does not!