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Just try it. If you hate it, you can quit. Fast food restaurants have relatively high turnover rates anyway.

Even I was 90% sure a girl was going out of her way to be nice to me because she likes me, I would still thank her and depart without ever having bothered asking for her number or anything.

I respect women, their feelings, and their personal space quite excessively.

Some men are pigs, some are pathetic, a lot of them fall in the grey area in between the two.

ironically given my user name doesn't reflect me accurately the given situation lol

I made fun of other kids in middle school for watching Naruto.

So how many people are actually participating?

At 12/5/13 10:49 PM, GameChild214 wrote: It seems more like modern anarchists literally have no cause, just pissed off hipsters. I can tell most anarchist or communists aren't really "the oppressed working class" because you always see them wearing designer clothes, as opposed to (surprisingly enough) right-wingers (like the Tea Party) who wear simple clothing.

Genuine modern anarchists and punk kids who hate their parents are often lumped together to make this commonly accepted, yet convoluted idea of what anarchy actually is.

Actual dedicated anarchists are the people that grow their own food, help out their community without the aid of the local government, start cop watching programs, people that are just DIY all day. Check out the concept of free skool. It's completely decentralized system of education without all the democratic educational hierarchy. The students learn what they want to learn and the teachers (who are also students) teach what they want to teach. It's a beautiful thing really. Actually, now that I think about it, it's kinda like that movie Accepted with Justin Long, but without the thousands of dollars flowing in from tuition fees.

For anarchists it's often easier to withdraw from governed society itself that actually coax your own community into becoming a more independent entity. It's hard to change the world, so don't think there's no cause. The cause itself is such a broad one that it's hard to tell when any ground is being broken or not.

The only clubs around are those 17+ clubs so they're just crowded with high school kids and Mexicans.

Sounds like a real hoot.

I can't that say I've ever watched porn regularly, but now it has been ruined for me all the same.

Just like wrestling.

At 12/4/13 06:38 PM, KillerSkull wrote: I really dislike having acne on my back because they are always the most fun to pop but they are always hard to reach. I have one right now that I just can't reach and it's teasing me. What do?

You should probably watch youtube videos in which people get pus-filled cysts on their backs exploded by close friends.

Several men.

So does the addition of the cartoon clip supposed to imply that his death was smoking-related or did you just choose that one for no particular reason?

Saying comforting things and having a soft voice seems really hard.

If real people possessed the same name and personality traits, or if reality was a cartoon, then yeah.

Probs Batgirl

lol you can't answer this question without feeling like a total sperglord

At 12/4/13 05:48 PM, T3XT wrote: ....But would never actually follow through with.

Oh god, I think about this kind of shit all the time.

I like the idea of being, but won't be:

-an inventor
-a marine who goes AWOL and sells guns in the markets of Pakistan, spending his evening smoking the purest opium with a harem of beautiful Middle Eastern women.
-a guy that is well-liked by everyone and can think of witty things to say in an instant and gets all the bitches
-a really good animator
-a really good artist
-a mountain man that lives off the land entirely
-a drifter who meets all kinds of people on his never-ending journey on the road and has experiences that make him wise and compassionate as he ages
-a smart-as-balls anarchistic sociopath who uses DIY explosives and spray paint to disillusion the people in a quiet suburb from their view of society and over-protected living
-a guy with encyclopedic knowledge of TV sitcoms and movies
-a guy with multiple personalities that are completely under control and can be switched at will to match the situation

Unfortunately, all I actually have is my half-assed imagination.

I saved mine from last year.

At 12/4/13 03:30 AM, Entice wrote: When you cum in a dream do you not cum in real life?

Only sometimes.

More important is locating the deciding factor that makes the jizz cross over into reality.

Girls toys would be more interesting if barbie dolls had posable genitalia.

At 12/3/13 06:26 PM, Richard wrote: Frankly the question you are asking is silly because no one buys a gun thinking that they are going to be batman.

You'd be a fool to think purchasing a firearm would make you Batman. Everyone knows that Batman doesn't use lethal force.

At 12/2/13 01:13 PM, Entice wrote: So what are you going to talk about?

Today I did nothing to alter my perception again.

What about you guys? Did you also not consume any alcohol or drugs today?

(repeat until death)

At 12/1/13 06:35 PM, Xiicubed wrote: How?

Live in a poor neighborhood, don't pay attention in school, and have parents that either died or don't love you.

Good god I never want to be old.

What about a pringles can that has a twisty bottom like a stick of deodorant that pushes the chips to the top?

Adult hands can't fit into the mouth of the can and pouring them out risks breaking them.

At 11/30/13 10:46 PM, fmn335 wrote: Anyone else like that smell? I don't know why I love it so much!

Next thing you know, you'll be hooked on the stuff.

At 11/30/13 05:00 PM, Nor wrote: You mustve posted him everywhere or something

I would do the same thing if I got a new doglet.

At 11/30/13 04:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: have another

so fucking Dada

I just realized the advertisement actually promises 3 FEET of penis growth in three weeks.

Perhaps in writing the English language is weird, but if you say the sentence in the OP with the right inflection it sounds just fine.

Stuffing is the best way to eat moist bread.

At 11/28/13 03:57 AM, ErikMasters wrote: I think people need to stop underrating anorexia

I agree.

After a while you stop being hungry and you don't feel the pangs of true hunger for a long time. In heavier individuals you can survive on nothing but water for a month or even longer.

more seeds means more gooder

At 11/28/13 03:38 AM, kazumazkan wrote: Omelette du fromage

Omelette du fromage