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Response to: Favorite fictional restaurant. Posted December 17th, 2013 in General

At 12/17/13 09:18 PM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 12/17/13 08:37 PM, Piggler wrote: Central Perk.
That's a cafe you silly!

Both serve food and drinks. What's the difference?

Response to: Favorite fictional restaurant. Posted December 17th, 2013 in General

Central Perk.

Favorite fictional restaurant.

Response to: Dogecoin Posted December 17th, 2013 in General

Currently mining dogecoins.

Still 0 DOGE.

Response to: Pornographer Posted December 17th, 2013 in General

I would write a script first and find people that are interested.

Response to: Dogecoin Posted December 17th, 2013 in General

I've heard of cryptocurrencies before, but I have no fucking clue as to how they work.

It seems revolutionary.

Response to: Friend requests Posted December 16th, 2013 in General

I never understood the exact reason the friends system was implemented. It doesn't actually do anything besides give you some minor validation that someone knows you exist on Newgrounds, but I suppose that's reason enough for some people.

Response to: why buy all this shit Posted December 16th, 2013 in General

My God, such eloquence in this thread!

Response to: Why does this grape hate me? Posted December 16th, 2013 in General

You're a silly one you are.

Response to: Share The Food Wealth Posted December 16th, 2013 in General

At 12/15/13 05:15 PM, ManDeep wrote:
At 12/13/13 07:33 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Going to eat fries with frikandel tonight.
Won't take a pic, have a google image result.
Wow that thing looks like a dick

Precisely what I thought to myself upon seeing the image.

How exactly is frinkandel different than a hotdog, besides looking like a slighty more textured dick?

Response to: Ng Bbs Awards 2013 - Discussion Posted December 16th, 2013 in General

At 12/15/13 11:27 PM, Nebula wrote: Stop fighting guys. Please.

The BBS Awards always bring out the worst in everybody.

Response to: A cute hypothetical Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

I think about this kind of thing all the time, but I really try not to because it just depresses the shit out of me with all the could-have-beens and wasted potential in my past.

Response to: Brian is back on family guy Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

I fucking hate Family Guy, but I'm curious as to how they wrote Brian back into the show.

Response to: Ng Bbs Needs A Like Button Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

At 12/15/13 09:02 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 12/15/13 08:24 PM, Piggler wrote: If you feel strongly enough about a post, you should have no problem typing up a response.
Typing? No one has time to type stuff anymore.
We've got more important things to care about. Like "Like" buttons.

Or we could revolutionize the whole system and create a buttons that type out entire words/phrases so you don't have to waste your valuable time on typing puny letters.

Response to: NG Time Capsule 2013! Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

I better have real facial hair by Christmas next year.

NG Time Capsule 2013!

Response to: Christmas Spirit Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

I'd like to receive an acoustic bass.

or one of these junk drawer lots from ebay.

Response to: Ng Bbs Needs A Like Button Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

If you feel strongly enough about a post, you should have no problem typing up a response.

Response to: Found out I have a dead brother Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

I feel bad for you because of all the brotherly companionship you missed out on.

Imagine if Tom or Mario were only children. They'd be completely different people.

Response to: What did you get me for Christmas? Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

At 12/15/13 05:21 PM, Lemonardo wrote: I got you a fucking musical tie.

+50 points for originality and thoughtfulness.

Response to: Ng Bbs Awards 2013 - Discussion Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

I don't believe there were even any notable photoshop threads this year.

Response to: What did you get me for Christmas? Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

At 12/15/13 04:01 PM, Atlas wrote: I got you some money.

Wow, how thoughtful.

It's like you don't even know me.

Response to: What did you get me for Christmas? Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

At 12/15/13 02:50 PM, Amaranthus wrote: A shag.

You mean like a rug?

I love me a good rug.

Thanks!

What did you get me for Christmas? Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

Please, I swear I'll act surprised on the 25th.

PS: no socks/underwear

What did you get me for Christmas?

Response to: The Ng Bbs Soda Wars Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

At 12/15/13 01:19 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Candy Apple Faygo is better than all of them.

Are you a juggalo by any chance?

The Ng Bbs Soda Wars

Response to: what happens if your a admin Posted December 15th, 2013 in General

I would make all the buttons dick-shaped.

Response to: NG X-mas Card Exchange 2013 Posted December 14th, 2013 in General

I got my card in the mail today.

Sorry for the picture quality.

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0c90190fbee633df6d6dc243ee0700d8

Thank you, stafffighter for a lovely card/comic.

Response to: Opinions on Saturday? Posted December 14th, 2013 in General

Every day is Saturday for me. i have no job or school, so I can do whatever I want at any time of day.

It actually kinda sucks.

Response to: Anyone Like Feet? [picture] [adult] Posted December 14th, 2013 in General

Footjob?

Anyone Like Feet? [picture] [adult]

Response to: NG X-mas Card Exchange 2013 Posted December 14th, 2013 in General

At 12/14/13 12:44 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
apparently everyone so far put zero effort in except me and gagsy
whatever I receive better be good

As cliche as it is, it's the thought that counts. I was just expecting to draw on a piece of paper, mail it in and get a different piece of paper. I would've been fine with that, but now I feel like a dickass because I didn't devote enough time to make a well-thought out and masterfully crafted Christmas clusterfuck.

Response to: The most awkward job ever Posted December 14th, 2013 in General

I'm sure a man of his mental capacity has found a way to have his ass wiped remotely.

Response to: NG X-mas Card Exchange 2013 Posted December 14th, 2013 in General

At 12/14/13 12:40 AM, Wegra wrote: Thank you @Viper50 for your card. It puty a smile on my face :)

Awww look how tree-shaped it is!

NG X-mas Card Exchange 2013