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I was sheltered as fuck up until I was 14, when I started smoking cigarettes and doing hood rat shit.

The early life sheltering has definitely had an effect on me though.

I find it hard to have conversations with certain people and I'm never first to approach someone. At parties I stick with my good friends or just sit in the nearest chair and smoke fags until someone decides to talk to me.

It's not safe to be outside.

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At 12/20/13 05:09 PM, Ketamine4Life wrote: Is he still a dragon?

Last time I checked he was a Wiggle.

Shit in their pants for them.

Better sooner than later, because it will happen eventually.

At 12/20/13 07:33 PM, null556 wrote:

At 12/20/13 07:30 PM, Piggler wrote: I'm too much of a pacifist. I wouldn't even fight for my own life if it meant hurting another one of God's creatures.

Snowmen are not God's creatures. They were scientifically engineered in a lab! You'll be doing the world a favor!

But I would never strike a gentleman. I'd feel ever so bad if I shattered his monocle or ruffled his mustache.

Even if he is hollering mean things at me :(

I'm too much of a pacifist. I wouldn't even fight for my own life if it meant hurting another one of God's creatures.

I'm quick though, so I sprinted past him...

only to find myself in the presence of yet another angry guy who happened to be shouting obscenities!

The man in the suit is obviously here for something nefarious if he brought all his henchmen.

OH GOD

I went out the back door and there was this angry muscular guy standing there!

HALP

I was playing Donkey Kong and I noticed a something in the reflection on my tv screen. I turned around looked out the window and this guy is just standing there.

Should I confront him?

At 12/20/13 01:14 PM, null556 wrote: I know a lot about nothing. I am very well-educated on nothing.

So then you're familiar with metaphysics and nihilism?

You could've avoided all this by saying you know very little . Whenever people make absolute statements they are almost always false.

The ratio of toast pics to unrelated pics is very unbalanced.

At 12/19/13 09:05 PM, miniartillery wrote: Perfect gift for the man who has everything.

But can it kill people?

At 12/19/13 08:18 PM, UncleCubone wrote:

At 12/19/13 08:17 PM, Piggler wrote: I just hate name changes because I have no clue who the fuck anybody is anymore.

I... AM... BROKENRECORD6299...

All clear?

That was never unclear. I wish more users would have their previous user names in their sigs like you do, though.

I just hate name changes because I have no clue who the fuck anybody is anymore.

At 12/19/13 07:57 PM, Shauna wrote:

At 12/19/13 07:52 PM, UncleCubone wrote: Yeah, we should've enslaved women instead of black people.

You did. It's called anything before the 1920's

Prejudice and disenfranchisement =/= slavery

At 12/19/13 02:15 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Came across this whist attempting to find This.

The Staples commercial just tickled my fancy. Those kids' dissatisfied faces just made my heart sing.

And Oscar Meyer really fucked up by not airing that commercial. I would've eaten nothing but Lunchables had that commercial aired.

At 12/19/13 03:42 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 12/19/13 02:37 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: This game is pretty nostalgic for me.

Nostalgic for me is Red

Me too. That was my first video game ever and I played the shit out of that thing. I even took money out of my sister's piggy bank to purchase it because pokemon was just THAT COOL.

Dogecoin jumped in value 266% to $0.00093 and is trading at $0.00000125 BTC.

If you have DOGE, your investment seems to be worth it.

At 12/19/13 01:29 AM, HipnikDragomir wrote: You not liking it is your opinion and shows how jealous you are.

Not really. I'm just saying that it's silly that people can make an amount of money so disproportionate to the amount of actual work they do. The same shit goes for actors and baseball players.

Actually, in a family with such poor communication skills as mine, the presents are kind of a big thing.

Seriously, my family mostly just exists completely disregarding the fact that other people live in the same house. The most we talk is when one of us mutters a word in passing, at which the other person nods without stopping or making eye-contact. Most days I can get by without saying more than 5 words aloud.

We NEED presents, motherfucker.

I can't tell if it's working or not.

At 12/18/13 07:44 AM, xamuli wrote: If it's so easy, why don't you do it yourself?

Because I would hate myself if all I did was play video games. There's no personal growth that occurs from mashing buttons and straining your eyes constantly. I'd rather invest my time in more fruitful endeavors.

It's everyone else's fault. I vote 0 as often as possible.

This thread was actually kind of a good read.

Does it bother anyone else that people like Egoraptor can just record themselves forcing unintelligible conversion while playing video games and earn more than most people do at their jobs that demand some form or real physical work?

That's not your child anymore.

At 12/17/13 07:19 PM, Xenomit wrote: Because they're taking the future of digital currency in the horribly wrong direction

Would you mind pointing everyone in the right direction, then?

I'd love to hear what you have to say about how we should approach virtual currency.

Go on, then.

Enlighten us.

Being a virgin is only a bad thing if you're abomination to the eyeballs.

Virgins are sought after by both genders.

At 12/17/13 09:54 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 12/17/13 09:49 PM, Piggler wrote: Is "Quorn" pronounced like "corn"?

Kworn

That's what I was afraid of.

At 12/17/13 09:41 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 12/17/13 09:27 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

"Meat substitute" means what exactly? Sounds just as bad for you as all the shit they put in supermarket meat.

Its just Mycoprotein, which basically means protein from fungus. Nothing bad about it whatsoever. Its even marketed here as a health food, not just a non meat food course.

Is "Quorn" pronounced like "corn"? Because that's how I'm saying it in my head and I think it'd be great if corn was a brand name and sold non-corn products.

Is there a movie called "Boring, clingy, lower-class, alcoholic parent, let's fuck all the time and never do anything else"?