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The thing about people like that is that most get their opinions through a kind of social osmosis. It happens a lot in high schools since the population is in close quarters every day. I knew plenty of people that were total racists just because it seemed edgy and cool and all their friends told racist jokes, so they just absorbed the ideology. They don't consciously recognize it and they never actually research or try to understand the reasoning of their position. Then when you try to explain the inconsistencies in their logic, they get all defensive.

It's impossible to change the mind of someone who doesn't want their mind changed.

Type "soccer moms suck" into google and see what percentage of the results are porn.

At 6/3/14 06:31 AM, NGPulp wrote: what gets into people's heads that just make them spew this shit on NG instead of on Facebook or Twitter or some shit is the question here.

Being 15?

Part of why I hate this place is the sheer number of stupid kids trying too hard to be perceived as eccentric or funny.

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I'm bewildered by how gullible and nerdy these kids are.

The sense of schadenfreude I'm getting from them getting tried as adults makes it a little less infuriating though.

Well, now I'm sufficiently scared of having roommates.

May Day is about international worker solidarity, social change, and the commemoration of the eight Chicago anarchists wrongfully executed for their beliefs following the Haymarket Riot on May 4th, 1886.

You will find many protests today throughout the cities of the world.

Video games involve a commercialized form of art, but I don't believe they are art themselves.

Earthquakes are only common wherever your mom happens to be walking.

LOL GOOD THREAD!

Time to snort a martini.

While PotHead is terrible at defending his position, using words the "communist" and "socialist" as if they were expletives is just as fucking ignorant as yammering about the Illuminati without a single cited resource.

Dave Chapelle made me love him.

Shaving is a matter of personal preference. Basing an opinion of another man on such a trivial superficiality is foolish to say the least.

Well anyway, I let my hide grow unfettered, my gonads residing deep within the dense jungle of these loins.

At 4/18/14 03:02 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: I furiously masturbate over the broken object, then glue it back together with my seed,

That's weird.

I was actually just thinking the same thing even before I scrolled down and saw this post.

At 4/20/14 01:24 AM, solamander wrote: if i boil it and it gets hot enough, won't it crack? i've broken glass bowls like that before.

Nah, glass only breaks when you subject it to rapid temperature changes. If you boiled and then immediately ran cold water over it, then it would certainly break. When it gets done boiling just dump out the water and let it cool off.

I've done it several times and it always has great results. You just gotta make sure you put the pipe in with the mouthpiece up so the resin globs don't get stuck.

Fill up a glass of water, submerge the pipe in the glass, and boil it in the microwave. The resin will just fall off and float to the top of the water.

The pipe will be just like new and you can sell it.

It's just another Sunday.

California is surprisingly hateful.

I use ad block.

I figure I earned it by spending almost $200 dollars on useless merchandise.

Invest in hundreds of penny stocks.

At 4/19/14 05:34 PM, Alexander wrote: Theme, being any piece of creativity that you can submit to NG! :) Animation, movie, audio, art, etc.

That doesn't really help explain much.

I still have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.

It doesn't look too great, but it does seem to have its own personality.

But I'm getting tired of animated series in which all the art looks flat as fuck.

3/5 first impression

Scrotal Rash

At 4/19/14 02:00 AM, Shadaw wrote: This is the most self righteous load of shit I've read in a while.

It wasn't intended to be self-righteous, just stating my opinion. But I'm guessing if you took it like that then you must play a lot of video games.

I'm ascared of the dark.

It's the ever-present uncertainty of darkness that bothers me. I always tend to think there is someone lying in wait ready to shank me for some reason, or if I just stare into blackness, that some terrible phantasm will materialize because of some underlying negative thought patterns. It's weird because I actually go to the lengths of imagining what I think it would look like if it did somehow manifest in reality, and by "reality", I mean that my brain sincerely believes in it's existence by interpreting electrical signals from the eyes in a way that reflects the belief. It's almost like I want myself to hallucinate, because then I'll have a definite answer to whether or not my sanity exists.

Actually, now that I think about it, being alone at night and not doing anything in particular scares me the most. That's when I look for insanity, that's when there's nothing standing between me and death. That's when the walls appear to expand and contract. The slightest stray sound sparks a paranoid reaction. The pictures of Lionel Richie and Murshaq on my wall start to stare at me. I try to make it stop by sleeping, but as soon as the light turns off all I can do is imagine this indescribably fear-inducing figure looming over me, and it's presence easily squashes any potential for rest. This sense of fright and self-perpetuating insanity continues until day break and I fall asleep only to wake up as the sun sets and I have to relive the experience yet again.

This can't be good for my psyche. People aren't meant to be afraid so consistently. That's how you end up being afraid of everything. Well, to some extent I already am. It's awful. I can't do things unless I know the approximate outcome, which is a problem, because so much of life is a leap of faith.

So despite all logic and reasoning, I sleep with a knife in order to feign some control over my existence and stab ghosts if the need arises.

Gotta say, though, I kinda fucked myself by taking the time to write this because I forced myself to think about these things and I'm starting to question my sanity again and I've avoided peeing for the last hour because the hallway is dark.

Jesus Christ, this is stupid.

At 4/19/14 12:30 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: Being a productive member of society is highly overrated.

i didn't say anything about being a productive member of society. In fact, being a "productive" member of society only furthers the oppressive nature of the current system.

I was implying that melting your brain with a barrage of video games and television is a poor way to spend the short time you have alive. I mean, there are worse things you could do, but it's still bad compared to the range of possibilities that exists.

What I'd like is for people to stand for something, believing in a cause, wanting to change the world and actually fucking doing something about it, even if it's just throwing a brick through the window of the GAP. That's leagues better than just playing video games and squandering your life on meaningless pixels.

Being a nerd, in my opinion, means all you do is soak up media and contribute nothing valuable to society.

Being smart is not nerdy.

Being creative is not nerdy.

Obsessing over meaningless pop-culture, mindless consumerism, and playing video games eight hours a day is fucking nerdy and qualifies you as a useless sack of shit.

I love buying a bag of manure and just burying my face in it for a more enhanced sniff.

At 4/18/14 09:12 PM, StorybookSeven wrote:

At 4/18/14 03:19 PM, Piggler wrote: I like elements number 67 and 99, in that order.

If you think that's cool, you should check out elements number 15, 53, 31, and 103.

P-I-Ga-Lr

Gee whiz, I'm a combination of elements!

Who would've guessed?