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At 5/3/10 08:55 PM, OwnageGiy221 wrote: Dude, at least try to fucking lie. You're obviously a blood sucking Commie and I'm calling the FBI.

you should know by now, but in case you don't,

He's bluffing. The FBI need not be bothered by this bullshit.

I've been very hesitant to show my work ever since I started looking at the better portal artwork. I'm no great artist, but I enjoy making lulzy drawings and cartoonish things. I've wanted to take classes for a while but never got around to it. So, take a look and tell me what you think. Gimme the bad news first, Doc >_<

I'm the Man

NewTard

Ham

At 5/3/10 08:26 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: ...then you realize that the FBI do, in fact, give a fuck. Like I said, the police don't take this shit lightly. I don't see how hard it is to comprehend that jokes like these can ruin people's lives. It's like going out in public, saying you have a bomb to your chest, then saying you're just joking around. You're ass will still get thrown in ass-raping jail.

I doubt the authorities care about what happens on newgrounds unless it's legitimate. Go ahead and cry some more.

HURR what's a header?

At 5/3/10 08:21 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: I wish you had a webcam so I could see the look on your face when Wade tells you he doesn't give a fuck.

I second that motion.

At 5/3/10 08:09 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Well, I probably wouldn't be failing English, I might have gotten into AP History, and...

Video games are constructive. They build hand-eye coordination, which has led me to pick up a guitar.

If that's true, I must be pretty coordinated. My steam account says I have 818.7 hours playing my 24 games in the last 3 years.

If everyone had used the time they spent on the internet or playing video games to do something constructive?

Just make drugs mandatory for all professional sports. It'll make the game cooler and less people will be in jail.

At 5/3/10 07:45 PM, Hellraiser wrote:

At 5/3/10 07:43 PM, Piggler wrote: WTF? Since when is Serj part of System of a Down? He was good when he went solo.

What do they teach you kids now in school?

Not enough about Armenian musicians ._.

WTF? Since when is Serj part of System of a Down? He was good when he went solo.

At 5/3/10 07:16 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 5/3/10 06:55 PM, Drini wrote:

At 5/3/10 06:24 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: 16, legal in england

Pete Townshend will love to hear this.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk /article881976.ece

Oh my god. Thats pretty lulzy right there.

I am quite hesitant to ask what the brown coating is made of...

At 5/3/10 06:53 PM, robertpattinson wrote:

At 5/3/10 06:51 PM, EpicFail wrote: Why are you friends with an 11 year old?

babysat that little ... slut ...

Babysitting? Is that what they're calling it these days?

Someone has been tripping balls lately. *hint hint*

At 5/3/10 06:44 PM, Tluck-Person wrote:

At 5/3/10 06:41 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: As far as I was aware prom was a dance night. Yet all people talk about it is sex. Americans are weird creatures.

Most of us get addicted to it. Not many of us get therapy, though, like some people.

*cough*Tiger Woods*cough*

I fucking knew there'd be a Tiger Woods reference.

Develop pneumonia and say you can't go. Or you can be nice and perhaps suffer through the night.

Yes, I do indeed hate that when I'm in a group. But after a while quiet is good ._.

At 5/3/10 06:29 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Even in America people are likely fucking each other even younger than 16.

Yeah, it's true. I know wee little 14 year olds doing the deed.

Pregnant babies.

How old is she exactly? If she's younger than 17, I'd bust his ass, or tell him off.

At 5/3/10 05:39 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: Dick Steel

I know it's probably just a user name, but it's epic.

Dick Tracy is better.

At 5/3/10 06:00 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: Suggestions as to how to not waste a day?

Just sleep in, wake up, fap, eat, fap, and go back to bed.

At 5/3/10 05:46 PM, thenewbies wrote: In that case, it's a vaginal spray.

In case you didn't know, you know.

Godamnit...

At 5/3/10 05:33 PM, thenewbies wrote:

At 5/3/10 05:14 PM, reviewer2 wrote: It's "Your huge douche."

Don't you mean "You huge douche," or are you referring to a vaginal spray?

I have a water bottle that looks just like that...

Newgrounds=cock jokes. There's no getting around that.

I can't even understand what the fuck you're saying. Type in english next time.

At 5/3/10 04:56 PM, Jailbird408 wrote: Ever seen sprite animations? The animators use someone else's work to make a unique creation, and no-one accuses THEM of plagiarism. However, when I use the same sprites in art, I'm the one that's plagiarising! The very moment I was scouted, all of my pictures were deleted and I was unscouted. THIS IS UNFAIR AND UNJUST AND I DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS TO ALL ANIMATORS, COMPOSERS AND ARTISTS!

I can see making sprite animations and that's okay, I guess. Using sprites for art is just fail and AIDS.

At 5/1/10 11:10 AM, Ashman wrote: most people arent into the art for the fame, thats just a really stupid thing to do, we do art because we like it and if someone takes notice then thats a bonus, for yours id say really nothing stands out its just normal, its just.......average, other ways to get noticed, if its that important to you, start socialising around the forums and outside NG chatrooms

I'm not much for fame, I just want to share my work with more people. There's no point in making art just so I can look at it :<

At 5/1/10 10:17 AM, Happy3kmed wrote: looking for some reviews on my last two submissions. nothing but ratings so far. thanks.

I like the actual picture, but the amount of blue is slightly annoying.

As an artist, I mean. I really haven't got the slightest clue as to how to get noticed. Is it my art that sucks or am I just not doing something right? I'm not very good at creating art, and I lack alot of techniques but I didn't think I was THAT bad O_O

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