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Free oil, dawg.

He gets 73 candles on his chocolate cake.

Don't you just love him?

So...you live on a farm or what?

Hot Topic is for ugly little girls that want to gain friends by purchasing emo clothing.

Are you black?

At 5/31/10 12:36 PM, naojason wrote:

At 5/31/10 12:24 PM, rorypearce94 wrote: These pictures have produced a mixture of vomit and semen on the study floor.

I would add barbecue sauce to that mixture too.

Is that a water bottle I spy in his crotch pouch?

I tried to zoom in over Iraq, but it only goes to a county level map :(

At 5/31/10 12:17 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Theirs nothing wrong with them

Just don't use them too much. Or you come off as rustic and stupid.

I agree with this guy. SHITFUCKASSCRAPBALLSFUCKFUCKFUCK.

So...who won?

There IS a God!

"I took a dump in your kitchen and I used your tuxedo to smear it around in a manner most pleasant."

At 5/30/10 09:30 PM, psychicpebble wrote: I play the skin flute.

Godamnit! I was going to say that.

At 5/30/10 06:45 PM, ertysproductions wrote:

Because it's only ONE way to learn the rapeface...

How? ._.

Little johnny ran out of the room in fear, his parents are dead. The smell of rotting corpse flesh is trapped inside his nostrils, and he cannot escape his fate. The house wants him dead. Little Johnny opens the door only to see.... you fapping. A moment of awkwardness ensues.The End.

Why do people get wisdom teeth removed anyway? If we were meant to have them, why do they need to be extracted?

I was out of ideas.

I get banned alot for explaining to people that posting in a spam thread is bannable. However, I post in spam threads to tell them that and I get banned.

"My Mom must've poked holes in this condom. She wants grandkids."

At 5/29/10 08:47 PM, BritPop wrote: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Johnny Bravo
Just Shoot Me
Does Billy and Mandy still run? If not, then The Grim Adventures of B & M.

Isn't Johnny Bravo a cartoon?

At 5/29/10 08:23 PM, BonusStage wrote: FUCKING AB DEFINITION, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME D:

My abs have definition...but I'm skinny as fuck so it doesn't count :(

You should've left after listening to that music and told them they suck. Now they probably think they're good and are making more people suffer.

Is it just me, or are all the celebrities either dying or having birthdays this week?

I wish I was a kid again.
WHY?
1.) No morning wood.
2.) Have your parents do everything for you.
3.) Play time :o
4.) I can order a Happy Meal without looking like a creep.

I'd be more inclined to wish him a happy birthday if he wasn't such a piece of shit.

Isn't that bad for your skin? ARE YOU FAT?!

At 5/29/10 08:04 PM, TNT wrote: Thank god I don't use itunes anymore.

Does anybody? I think most people just use LimeWire or torrents now.

The Cosby Show. With the black people and the African Americans and the aww you know what I' m talking about.

That's disturbing that some poor fuck has to stab a guy to get payback for getting pwned in CS:S. I bet he just did it for teh lulz.

It was proably just an ugly girl.

You just fail. There ain't nothing wrong with steam ._.