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At 1/16/11 04:52 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: last year I discovered she was a fucking junkie

This is how I read it. I think I have dyslexia.

You know someone enjoyed their crimes if they smile for their mugshot.

At 1/16/11 03:59 PM, FBombCityKid wrote: Both are hip-hop duos, with welfare benefits. Seeing as I just found out about them pretty recently, I don't have that much of a say, but so far they seem to require alot of charity. Cool Kids has been homeless longer, since 2005, and they're from Chicago. Their style is more retro and they're a bit more addicted to crack cocaine. They live underground too. New Boyz has been getting benefit checks since 2008, and they're from San Bernardino County, CA (near LA County). Their style is more mainstream and they're like 19 years old, and have been doing heroin since they were like 17. Cool Kids are about 22-25 I think.

Rap, hip-hop and R&B are all just glorified ways of asking wealthier people for their money. The fact that so much of the modern music scene is dominated by these men and green haired, sexually confused, emo guys just makes me avoid watching mtv and listening to the radio all together.

At 1/16/11 12:53 AM, garfrield-da-cat wrote:

At 1/16/11 12:49 AM, Piggler wrote: Nice grammar, OP.

sorry i was much too busy having sex to care about such mundane details. fuck off, asinine prick...

Good god. Stupid people are procreating, transferring their stupid genes to their stupid kiddies.

Not much to discuss here.

Nice grammar, OP.

I'm really stoned right now. Smoked some God Berry ganja but I've never heard of it before today. Has anyone else tried or heard of it?

At 1/15/11 11:29 PM, Angiki wrote:

At 1/15/11 11:27 PM, Irrelephant wrote: fucking conformists

That looks like the cover art to a punk christmas album

Real punks don't dress like such flaming faggots.

I thought this thread would be about penises...I am mistaken.

1. Hard working American (it's an oxymoron)
2. Goofs off, does every kind of drug, has a huge beard.

It needed to be done.

At 1/15/11 09:47 PM, Space-Whale wrote: God damn, there's nothing that can be done with that. The possibilities are endless, and end very quickly. At 0.

Perhaps all that paint huffing left you with no imagination.

or coolio, I don't know my rappers.

Anyway, I think this one has potential, space on the left, bug-eyed black man, the possibilities are endless.

Because penises are funny, right?

Assbutt. Do I offend you?

At 1/14/11 09:08 PM, saqwert wrote:

At 1/14/11 09:04 PM, Piggler wrote: Out of the approxiately 1,000 kids in my school:

-0.09% are black

Now this is my kind of school

Unfortunately, the Law of the Conservation of Blackness dictates that blackness is neither lost nor gained, regardless of the number of actual African Americans. The few black kids in my school infect the closest individuals with their mindset, language, and clothing style. Thus creating Wegros(white kids who act black) or Blaxicans (mexicans who act black). So, in conclusion, you're dealing with the same amount of stupidity.

Out of the approxiately 1,000 kids in my school:

-95% are white
-4% are mexican
-0.9% are asian
-0.09% are black
-0.01% are indian.

Lots of diversity.

Flip out and go mad with the thought that I contracted some sort of disease.

Boy-Jamal
Girl- Sally or some shit...

At 1/13/11 08:16 PM, BAKEdLays wrote:

At 1/13/11 07:49 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: I bring my lunch in a brown paper bag. FUCK YOU BITCHES!

I bring my lunch in a tin lunch box. FUCK YOU BITHES!

I trust it was designed with lead paint?

Step 1. Smoke weed.

Step 2. Pass out.

Step 3. Wake up feeling completely refreshed.

Miniscule portions for huge sums of money. What's not to love?

Fuck yeah. Mandolins too.

It's because we feel sorry for Japan after nuking 2 of their heavily populated cities.

1 year. No more. No less.

At 1/8/11 03:20 PM, sumidiotdude wrote:

At 1/8/11 02:50 PM, Piggler wrote: I saw the commercial for that and it looks like the work of Brendon Small. Is it?

It is.

Well, in that case, it belongs on adult swim at 2AM where nobody has to watch it.

I saw the commercial for that and it looks like the work of Brendon Small. Is it?

At 1/6/11 02:51 PM, homojesus wrote: I feel that most people draw in a cartoony style becasue they cant draw acurate porportions anatomy and structure.

Art college fixes everything. Once you start to measure in heads, learn proper placement of bodily features, and make controlled, steady marks, your skills improve alot.

Like everyone else said, get a fucking wacom bamboo. I got mine off ebay for $60, so you might wanna check the listings.