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Response to: So Is The Lord Of The Flies... Posted May 27th, 2011 in General

At 5/27/11 08:14 PM, Bolo wrote:
At 5/27/11 08:06 PM, Piggler wrote: I thought that book was about Sigmund Freud's id, ego, and super-ego displayed through the various boys on the island.
Not really; it's about sexuality and the developed male kinship engendered into young boys as it connects to heroics. It's a theme that was notably explored in literature of the directly pre- and post-World War I era, and its most fascinating aspect is its tendency to allow for homoerotic relationships and feeling between men of war, in spite of the enormous social pressure exerted against homosexuality (see Oscar Wilde) in nearly all other aspects of Victorian morality and behavior.

I...I don't know if you're being serious, but your response is so intelligent and grammatically correct that it must be true. So just to clarify, the book is about little boys becoming gay when no women are present?

Response to: So Is The Lord Of The Flies... Posted May 27th, 2011 in General

I thought that book was about Sigmund Freud's id, ego, and super-ego displayed through the various boys on the island.

I lol'd when Piggy died.
Response to: I just got rejected Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 08:31 PM, crazygiraffe wrote:
At 5/26/11 08:28 PM, Piggler wrote: I'm pretty sure there are actually more females than males.
Other way around, namely because of china. It is viewed as dishonorable to have a daughter, now their population is 3 men for every lady.

Fucking China. They just gotta ruin everything don't they?

Response to: Parents can be trolls Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 08:20 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 5/26/11 06:49 PM, Piggler wrote: I think it's a guy.
That's what I was thinking, and it took me a while to figure out that it was the father's finger while holding the baby.

Oh, that makes sense. I just thought the kid had a freakishly large penis and the whole news story was a big troll.

Response to: I just got rejected Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

At 5/26/11 08:21 PM, Addict wrote: I can't recall ever being rejected but just remember there's 6.8 billion people in the world, half of that is females.

Plenty of fish, man.

I'm pretty sure there are actually more females than males.

Response to: I just got rejected Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

Nope. I love my girlfriend.

Response to: Not working out Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

It really effects my self esteem when I don't have aching muscles.

Response to: Last Day of School Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

I finished my last day of 4th grade today, it feels good to be a big boy.

Response to: What user would you let livewith y? Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

You're all inconsiderate boners. I've contributed everything I have to this BBS and what do I get? Not even one mention. You guys really know how to let a brother down. Have fun living together, jerks.

-Sincerely,
Piggler

Response to: Parents can be trolls Posted May 26th, 2011 in General

I think it's a guy.

Parents can be trolls

Response to: What do you imagine I look like? Posted May 25th, 2011 in General

At 5/25/11 10:23 PM, TheBlueRaven wrote:
At 5/25/11 10:15 PM, thefunkkrunk wrote:
At 5/25/11 10:13 PM, Piggler wrote: Your username leads me to believe that you're black.
I am white, don't you know, quite even
You would be more attractive if you were black.

I disagree. If he were black he would resemble an ape.

Response to: Tornapoclypse 2011 #2 Posted May 25th, 2011 in General

So who wants to be the new Viktor?

Response to: What do you imagine I look like? Posted May 25th, 2011 in General

Your username leads me to believe that you're black.

What do you imagine I look like?

Response to: can't wait for the smurfs Posted May 25th, 2011 in General

*sigh* I don't want to live anymore.

Response to: What kind of girls do you like? Posted May 25th, 2011 in General

At 5/25/11 10:05 PM, Xgsniper wrote:
At 5/25/11 10:00 PM, GrimJesterNess wrote: How about you guys get a real one.
What am i looking at here?

It's either Shamu's belly button, or a shower drain. I'm going to go with the latter.

Response to: Is my book cover good? Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

At 5/24/11 09:46 PM, Viktor wrote:
At 5/24/11 09:45 PM, Piggler wrote: Nice typo.
THANKS FOR SHOWING ME BRO!

All in a day's work, bro.

Response to: Is my book cover good? Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

Nice typo.

Response to: Most universally loved cereal Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

At 5/24/11 09:33 PM, cdjproductions wrote:
I liked it better when Chip was a dog.

Amen to that. 'Chip the Wolf' sounds fucking retarded.

Response to: Tornadoes all over Plains Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

The tornado siren went off for me on Sunday and nothing happened. You'll be fine, buddy. Just go outside and play some stickball or whatever it is kids these days do.

Response to: I'm Punching Nature in the Face. Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

How does drinking soda correlate to nature?

Response to: BBS, what's your guiltiest fap? Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

My guiltiest fap?

NSFW, BRO! SRSLY.

It's because they're just pictures and have fapped to the same girl a zillion times.

So ashamed T-T
Response to: Most universally loved cereal Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

At 5/24/11 08:53 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Lucky Charms, you ding-dongs.

Lucky Charms: 90% grossly shaped oat shit, 10% stale marshmallows. Great cereal, bro.

Response to: Katy Perry Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

At 5/24/11 08:51 PM, Addict wrote: She's a ridiculous person and needs to have a hit put on so we can wipe her off this country

Only after I slip her some roofies and have my way with her.

Response to: Most universally loved cereal Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

At 5/24/11 08:50 PM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: It's like an orgasm in your mouth.

Real men eat Fruity Pebbles.

Response to: Most universally loved cereal Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

Fuck Cheerios and fuck Raisin Bran.

Reese's Puff is where it's at, dawg.

Most universally loved cereal

Response to: Someone Said I Was Funny. Posted May 24th, 2011 in General

At 5/24/11 07:11 PM, FlockMastaBack wrote:
At 5/24/11 07:07 PM, saqwert wrote: Make all your jokes racist. Racism is hilarious
fuk u racest im blac n proud

LOL saqwert is funny now!

Response to: Neighbors threatening to sue me. Posted May 23rd, 2011 in General

At 5/23/11 05:19 PM, Yert wrote: If the kid got bit then you're fucked.

Yep. At the very least, you're going to have to reimburse the family for hospital costs.

Response to: Neighbors threatening to sue me. Posted May 23rd, 2011 in General

Poisonous snake attacks me. First instinct is to throw it.

Why didn't you flee? D:

Response to: I just realized something... Posted May 23rd, 2011 in General

At 5/23/11 04:58 PM, SuperSilver123 wrote: Oh please, who hasn't joined Newgrounds below the age of 13?

Me. Don't be ignant.

Response to: Obama is coming to London! Posted May 23rd, 2011 in General

At 5/23/11 04:36 AM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:
At 5/23/11 04:36 AM, Sequenced wrote: Time to protest against this puppet...
Puppet of who?

The Illuminati, man!