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At 7/9/14 09:39 AM, exudaz wrote: Unless restaurants start selling deep fried sticks of butter with sugar and cinnamon.

I thought of this immediately.

The weird green guy is the only character whose origin still eludes me.

At 7/8/14 12:22 PM, Ro-May-O wrote: I saw an user named AnalCunt. He has to be from NG!

Or someone who likes the band with the same name, or someone who just likes combining curse words.

Why do we need a dictionary?

We all speak English here and it's not like we make up words that are used exclusively on Newgrounds.

At 7/7/14 03:35 PM, Zippies wrote: So thank you folks if you had anything to do with it.

It literally says who scouted you on your art page.

I used to be really upset by aging when I was a young child.

On my seventh birthday, I sat on my bed and cried about my inevitable deaths of everyone I know and eventually my own. It was a large step from my sixth birthday, since that year I cried about receiving socks as a gift.

These days I think about my mortality a lot, so I wouldn't say birthdays bring any special feelings of grief anymore.

The number itself that is supposed to depict my age does not bother me now. Physical age is slightly variable from person to person. One person's twenty-five is the thirty of another. Mental age however, is always dependent on the person. You can make yourself feel as old as you wish in your own head.

Once a month.

Everyone has their own flawed coping mechanism. There's no shame in it as long as it doesn't negatively affect anyone else.

The best part is that there's a tiger on his hat.

Yes becuz grindr

Hangin' out?

At 7/6/14 12:40 AM, Scarface wrote: I'm curious, Newgrounds, what was it like for you?

It was pretty average.

Was it awkward?

A little. Putting a fucking condom on while being watched is like having someone watch you as you defuse a bomb, but I was dating the person at the time, so it wasn't too bad.

How did you feel about the person you did it with?

I liked her I guess.

Did you keep seeing the person afterwards?

We were dating, so yeah, we had sex many more times.

Do you wish you had done it sooner or waited until later, or do you feel like you did it at the right time?

It was as good a time as any.

How did you feel about the experience overall? Would you change anything?

I wouldn't change anything. The experience was what it was, a building block of my on-going maturation and it built character.

At 7/6/14 07:55 AM, klompors wrote: Why does everyone buy Beats again?

The branding?

I like Reddit. Despite the karma whoring and reposts, there's a wealth of content to be explored that I would've never found on my own. Also, since some of the subreddits that I visit aren't exactly centered around popular topics, it's not like I could make a sufficiently active C&C thread on Newgrounds. I go there when I want to talk about a specific topic because it has the number of users to keep discussion going.

Regardless of how much you might hate Reddit, it isn't used by millions of people daily for no reason.

I only avoid eye contact with my family and random strangers.

I only break out the phone if I'm in a tightly packed group of people, like say, we're sitting in a circle and nobody is talking to me or I don't wish to be talked to, then I'll stare at my phone or make a getaway.

Well I don't see why not. I mean, it's entirely possible to have a normal kid with incest if that's the kind of thing you were looking for. If we're talking about a quick in-out, then I think it's inconsequential aside from any changes in the relationship that might occur afterwards.

Sell your belongings, live in a hut, meditate, and eat straw.

I can't help but be reminded of when Don Imus got put on the chopping block after calling that black girl a nappy-headed hoe.

Ant, while I can understand why he'd be mad, handled his anger very poorly.

Don't post on social media while angry. Ever. Especially if you're a celebrity or someone in the public eye. Double especially if you're an old white guy.

At 7/4/14 02:50 PM, 8madness wrote: 1. Mary wakes up and notices the building she's in is on fire. But the only thing she does is sit on her bed an cross her arms. Why doesn't she try to escape? Hint: She doesn't want to die.

The building is only figuratively on fire, since the hottest new club in town has rented out the space on the bottom floor.

2. A man pushes his car and eventually he stops in front of a hotel; He then realizes he's in bankrupt. Why?

His mobile banking app vibrated in his pocket at the same time he arrived in front of the hotel to tell him his account balance is zero.

3. Paul and Rick are identical twins and they dress exactly the same. Lisa is a friend of both. One day she sees only one twin walking on the other side of the street; she doesn't know which is, so she yells "Hey!! You!!" the twin quickly turns his head. She immediately knows it's Paul. How did she know? Hint: Rick has something Paul doesn't

Paul was wearing his personalized bowling shirt with his name on the front, but the thing is, Rick is on the same bowling team as Paul so the shirt is the same color as the one Rick has and you can only tell the difference if you're looking at it from the front.

The travel and supplies are not free.

Meet up unlikely.

I dunno, I just feel pathetic even thinking about online dating. Online dating is just like a symbol of me giving up on my ability to meet people.

I'll wait until I'm at least 30 to be give up entirely, thank you very much.

At 7/4/14 06:32 AM, exudaz wrote: So cats and dogs are our equals?

I'm not saying we need to give animals the right to vote. What I was referring to was your apparent world view that the only things that are valuable are things that are helpful to humans.

Assessing aspects of the planet based only on their usefulness to humans is just naturally shallow.

Show me a sky-scraper built by animals and I'll believe you.

See this is what I'm talking about. You're only willing to validate the worthiness of other species by arbitrary achievements of man-kind, as if some giraffes needed a certificate to prove they should exist.

We're clearly the greatest species on this planet you hippie.

Yeah, that's clearly not biased at all.

Besides, my post wasn't supposed to be about animals, it was supposed to be about the flawed view that the world is nothing more than a resource for humans to plunder and fuck with. Humans are kind of like a man-child living in his single mother's basement, exhausting her paychecks to sustain his diet of doritos and Mt. Dew and buy games on Steam as well as selling her possessions on eBay. The paychecks have stayed more or less the same for her entire life, and the man-child eats more everyday and insists on keeping the same internet provider even though they raise their prices every few years without any necessary reason. Eventually, the mother will either suffocate the man-child with a pillow while he's sleeping or she'll eventually get too old and tired to work anymore and the man-child will starve after he's sold all her possessions on eBay.

And I fail to understand why people still attempt to use "hippie" as a derogatory term since it's essentially applied without discretion to anyone who gives enough of a shit about the environment to mention it.

I was trying to sleep last night around 11pm and of course, the neighbors decided to shoot off some "it's close enough" fireworks.

Shit was annoying.

I only made it to 1:31.

That chubby kid in the blue hoodie was just too much for me,

Your shallow anthropocentrism bothers me.

teech me to blank poast

-i spend obscene amounts of time online

-I never go to sleep or wake up at the same times two days in a row

Now that I think of it, I don't really have any other bad habits. I mean, I used to smoke, but I quit 5 months ago.

So where does shaven genitalia come into play?

Any amount of makeup is fine as long you're only applying it because you want to.

I don't know how I feel about this.

Human social interactions may be more primitive than I had previously anticipated, and even worse, chimps are fucking posers.