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At 6/2/11 10:00 PM, POTaTOS wrote: tl;dr: OP got dumped and he doesn't believe in love anymore.

This is exactly what I was thinking.

And so begins the extinction of the horseshoe crab.

I'm laughing just thinking about the look on the children's faces as they see an older man jump into the pool, cock dangling and chest hair showing.

At 6/2/11 06:40 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Be edgy or cool.

My friends know I'm not edgy or anything, I'm just really relaxed and stuff. I dress the way I do because it's what appeals to me.

I love my Richard Huggar brand jeans.

I watched the whole history video before the game. It was highly informative.

At 6/2/11 05:52 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 6/2/11 12:36 AM, Piggler wrote: What am I?

You sound like somebody who tries too hard

To do what?

At 6/2/11 03:28 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 6/2/11 03:23 PM, Piggler wrote: A better question is:

"would you have a threesome with a really hot chick and another dude?"

Ehm, no. I don´t want to share with another dude.

But, she's so fucking hot, man!

A better question is:

"would you have a threesome with a really hot chick and another dude?"

Toasty, are you high? We can talk about this if you want.

At 6/2/11 03:05 PM, Sequenced wrote: PS. Cootie still has bieber hair.

LOL WHAT A HOMO

But yeah, Happy Birthday, Jedi-Master.

+1

Yo, just blackmail your mother and make her give you dome.

At 6/2/11 02:26 PM, Aigis wrote:
I haven't thought about that series in years. I remember there being far too many of the books.

There's only ten. I dunno, I guess I just really like them.

At 6/2/11 02:25 PM, ToastedToastyToast wrote:

At 6/2/11 02:23 PM, Piggler wrote: I don't understand what you're asking, man.

I will speak in your language. You can either have $1,000,000,000 and never help people with it or 10,000 poor people can have $100,000 and you stay poor. which would you go for.

How is that a hard question? I'd take the $1,000,000,000. Fuck everyone else, yo.

I'd probably die of boredom though because I won't have any need for an education or anything.

Uh, no? If they're afraid to laugh because they think it'll make them look like a nerd, then they should just kill themselves for having such a shallow, restricted personality.

I don't understand what you're asking, man.

At 6/2/11 01:59 PM, LiquidOoze wrote: I do the voices of popular Newgrounds movies. No joke. Most of the time they're from Egoraptor (Awesome series), Oney (L&S and Left4Speed) or Eddsworld.

lol nerd

Here's some work I did for a client. There's definitely issues with the shadows, but he didn't seem to mind.

I got paid $4 :(

Oh hey, just thought I'd resurrect this thread with a WIP. If you have any advice, I'd appreciate it, since I don't really know where to go from here.

At 6/2/11 01:58 PM, Lionel738 wrote: rarely, but i feel like the longer im on here, the more gay im starting to become

only on NG of course

I know what you mean. Ever since I came back to the BBS, I've been turning a bit gayer with every post.

besides wash yourself?

I find myself pondering the meaning of life when I'm in the shower. Then I wash my weiner ._.

At 6/2/11 08:59 AM, phrozonfire wrote:
The weird thing is.. He set all the hostages free, so I don't know what's going on. He's the only person in the bank.

Isn't it obvious? He did this to get some private fapping time at the bank. Nothing to worry about.

At 6/2/11 11:44 AM, Dromedary wrote:

At 6/2/11 10:57 AM, Piggler wrote: Teehee :3

I want to make everything pink in that picture green, and turn the flower in to a marijuana leaf.

I honestly didn't feel very constructive either.

At 6/2/11 10:52 AM, Scarface wrote: I act as gay as humanly possible when I'm on Newgrounds with the rest of you queers.

Teehee :3

You should've looked through her phone. She might've had n00ds.

At 6/2/11 09:59 AM, Corky-D wrote: No, I don't.

Mainly because I'm older than 13.

Aw, you're no fun :(

I rarely make dick jokes, I never offer to have sexinging with mans and I never use the blush emote in real life.

NG, how much more of a queer are you while logged in?

LOL NO GIRLZ IN THIS THRED

I'm a hipster because everyone else is doing it.

Only the tips of my digits and under my knuckles have calluses. What does that make me?

also, I moisturize T-T

I love it when my women have dicks.

At 6/2/11 02:28 AM, Magic-Mushroom wrote: Yeah he prolly fucked it up lol.
Most people just think you dump a shit ton of weed into brownie mix and bake it.

Yup, I used to think that for while until I started going on grasscity.com

Anyway, do you think my buddy could make weed-butter from stems? I heard it was possible.

At 6/2/11 02:03 AM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:

At 6/2/11 01:32 AM, Piggler wrote: I dunno, smoking just has a certain vibe that you wouldn't get from eating. The last time I had cannabis eats, it didn't even get me slightly high.

Welcome to the club :)

And you may have done it wrong, you first need to make canabutter then you add that in place of regular butter in, well. Just about anything lol.

Hehe thanks, but this isn't my first time posting.

I'm not sure if it was made correctly because I didn't make it. My buddy just gave it to me and was liek "LULZ ET THIZ IT WIL GIT U HAI".