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At 9/12/11 06:39 PM, sweet21 wrote: The personality. MMmm, can't get enough of that personality.

wha...

Hell, I don't even like holding hands in public.

Administer the death penalty for less severe crimes and instead of using an expensive method of execution, we'll just have a muscular guy with a big ol' axe.

Could be a lot of things. Acid reflux, heartburn, bacterial infection, inflammation, an allergic reaction or a buttload of other things.

Just ignore it until you start losing consciousness, then get it checked out.

At 9/11/11 09:56 PM, EDylan wrote: You can't put it into a scientific relationship. Emotions and feelings aren't scientific.

I could counter that statement with the fact that emotions and feelings are caused by chemical compounds in the brain and they are responses to stimuli that have effected you. They you could argue back that mind is not necessarily matter but a manifestation of thought and reason emanating from the brain itself.

But then again, I don't give a fuck.

Ass. I don't even know why.

I love chilly cloudy days. Oh god, the atmosphere of the entire world has a more mystic and appealing feel to it and love taking walks in fall on a cloudy day while smoking and thinking to myself. It makes me happier than anything else.

even sex

this thread

I can't stop watching Boyz N The Hood. It's the greatest achievement by all of black-kind.

Normally, I advocate rape in these sorts of situations.

So, that's exactly what I want you to do.

fucking rape her

Pubeface

At 9/10/11 04:10 PM, Yert wrote: wow this thread is fucking killed now thanks jonathanfis go fuck yourself

Yeah. Thanks a lot you fat fuck. I never even got my picture.

i wuz rubbin my dawg to

At 9/10/11 03:31 PM, Boss wrote: you need sum prozak

Boss is actually on to something. Prozac really makes you perk up, yo.

Nick Swardson is a horrible actor, too.

make it good

lulz

I smoke, but I'm not a chain smoker or anything. Though there are times when I really crave a cigarette and when I don't feel like smoking. I pay for my own cigarettes and I enjoy the taste. What you gonna do about it?

I love how logic gets all butthurt when these threads are made.

At 9/7/11 02:55 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote:

At 9/3/11 08:50 PM, Piggler wrote: I'm considering growing guys...how do?

Asking an internet forum is an awesome way to start.

Can't tell if srs or not...

No, because I'm not a loser who has enough time to waste on Newgrounds to be a moderator.

I definitely would with a bag.

Time control and complete power over blood flow to my penis.

At 9/9/11 11:09 PM, superdupersonic wrote: My state is far below average?????

Yep, you're a moron. Better get used to it.

Stereotype confirmed.

Anyway, my state is average.

Fap and blow the largest load in history on someone's car.

I'm a European mutt.

You need to start stalking her.

Start off by finding out her schedule, where she lives and when she's alone.

If you've got enough information, then you can start rooting through her garbage for used tampons and toe nail clippings. This should get you pretty hard while you bide your time.

Once you've created a mad obsession for her and you've finally got her alone, then you can get to the good part.

Knock her out in a discrete manner, drag her limp body to the nearest secluded area, and shag the fuck out of her. Make sure you finish all over her face and drag her up to her bed, where she'll wake up later without a clue.

The perfect time to strike.

At 9/9/11 05:56 PM, Boss wrote:

At 9/9/11 05:33 PM, daethdrain wrote: You should...... Post the video. Know for examination.

this THIS

Y-yeah *gulp* you uh...should.