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R.L. Stein books are really fucking stupid. I used to read them religiously as a little kid, but I read one recently and I was liek "wat is thiz". The plots are so fucking stupid and can be easily generated with little thought.

You're over-reacting. She wants to hang out with someone different for a bit. That doesn't mean you're going to stop being friends.

Do yew liek her??? ^^

i unno man

Guys I just bought two tablets of 2CE. Anyone tried it before?

I wud likc my own balz adn pee wer i wanht

Shut up , jew.

You need to focus on coming out to them first.

wat do turkey pen0rs look liek?

No, because I don't talk to my parents.

Urgent message to the original poster!

At 10/6/11 04:04 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote:

At 10/6/11 03:01 PM, EoD696 wrote: stuff about vapes

Amen. Vapes aren't worth the price in my opinion either, and they take the fun out of smoking. Hell, you're not even smoking a vape to begin with, you're burning the weed separately then inhaling it.

Plus they taste like popcorn.

I'm only throwing down $5 with my buddy. We're going to the same party tomorrow and she insists on using a vaporizer. It's just a new experience I guess.

Surviving zs_nestlings was one of the greatest accomplishments of my life.

Friday Night, Saturday Morning-The Specials.

+1

At 10/5/11 08:21 PM, NightmareReaper wrote: Steve Jobs died today, so stop complaing.

Fuck Steve Jobs.

We all care so much.

It's over....It's finally over...

So yeah guise, after using pipes and bowls for years, I'm about to graduate to a vaporizer on friday.

o man im guna get sooo high

At 10/5/11 06:01 PM, Devilshadow666 wrote:

At 10/5/11 05:50 PM, MrRager wrote: This entire thread...it...made FLUTTERSHY CRY!

You Fucking Heartless Monsters.

oh why don't you go fuck a horse you furry loving cock sucking shit eating dumbass bitch cunt

YOU SAID THE C-WORD!

You're a cunt.

made in 3 minutes

That's like 2 pages. Why did you get a month to type it up?

At 10/4/11 09:35 PM, Davidxtrem wrote: baaaaww

Hey looks it's the guy who made that funny 'losing my virginity' thread. Did that hoe finally get rid of you?

LAL U GUIS SHUD TECKS ME

A real man would've held her down and ravaged her anus by now.

At 10/4/11 09:21 PM, Space-Whale wrote:

At 10/4/11 09:18 PM, TheSnakeSkull wrote: Maybe you can hang with her friends, too.

Good idea.

No.

At 10/4/11 09:19 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Put the foot down. Tell her you need the bro time.

Bad, BAD idea.

Good idea, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout space-whale?

My girlfriend is a nice, squishy, clingy woman. I spent all summer with her and we fucked uncontrollably, like rabbits. Now, in school. I notice that I am drifting away from my friends. They matter more than anything to me and I feel trapped.

My girlfriend is rude as fuck to everyone except me. She ditches her friends to see me. She said that we should get married.

You must understand that I am not a loving individual. I am cynical, depressed and self-destructive in nature. A woman on my shoulder doesn't feel right to me.

Here's the kicker though: Her life sucks complete dick. Her parents are divorced, her mom spends her child support money on cocaine and beer, her friends are weird, bi-polar, scene/emo fucks, her step dad is a lazy, unemployed stoner, and she goes clothes shopping, like, twice a year and I tried breaking up with her once before, but she's soooo cute when she cries and I ended up staying with her :(

TL;DR: wanna fuck other bitches, chill with bros, but poor girlfriend makes me feel guilty.
WAT DO

H.P. Lovecraft, if you're an advanced reader able to comprehend early 20th century literature.

Put this show out of it's misery, as you would a crippled race horse.

I thought we ran you out of town, OP.

Not even gonna go there, mang.