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New? It's just a much more retarded branch of Christianity.

Looks like you made your very first blunder on Newgrounds.

People really hate their freshmen.

Frogs swallow by blinking and their eyeballs push down into the roof of their mouth and force the food down the gullet.

ur nefyew is weerd

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: First off, how do you think things would change?

More users, more dick jokes.

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

If I had spent 24 years on Newgrounds, I'd hope so.

Third, Is Tom still alive?

No.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

Still waiting for redesign.

Give your insights on what you think.

Cock.

You'd have to be pretty stupid to think so. Lincoln wasn't anywhere near the actors and John Wilkes Booth jumped down onto the stage and broke his leg or his ankle or some shit like that.

I crawl up the stairs using only my arms so all the friction feels gewd on my pee-pee.

At 11/14/11 09:00 PM, BUDDAH988 wrote: Dude....that guy was spying on you?

I guess, brah. He must've been doing some mad creepin', because I didn't hear or see him at all.

I roll it up and then fuck it vigorously, then I blow my load and eat it from the tip to the crust, like a normal human being.

o man im so high rite now

I just realized the introduction to this thread makes no sense.

I was going to write more, but I just forgot.

The real reason why I'm not posting as much is because I was really high for the last 3 weeks.

I am posting now because I am out of drugs and my homework is piling up.

Lately you haven't seen ol' Piggler postin' much on these here New Grounds. Well, if you even noticed, and by some slim chance bothered to ask why, then you've come to the right place.

You see, a few weeks ago, after having fail sex in the park when the cheap weiner-balloon broke from my massive throbbing cock, I was at my girlfriend's house sitting on her bed with her. I was frustrated and had blue balls like no other, so I turned on the TV.

Not long after that, I became bored and stuck my hand down her pants for warmth (I have bad circulation). Seconds later, her mother's boyfriend burst into the room exclaiming: "IS THIS WHAT YOU DO FOR FUN? STICKING YER FILTHY HANDS DOWN HER PANTS?! YUR NOT WELCOME HERE ANYMOER. I THINK YEW SHUD LEEVE!"

I am an unnaturally calm fellow and just replied, "Alright." I then asked for a cigarette and left to wander the streets like a homeless fellow. I don't live close to her house and my license is suspended, so I had no choice to walk around town until my parents got home. 4. Hours. Later.

Also, I broke up with her.

But we still had sex even after I broke up with her.

it was great.

At 11/10/11 09:42 PM, Mfan wrote:

At 11/10/11 09:36 PM, Klik wrote:

but animals poop in the ocean, which gets on the animals, therefore everything we eat is poop or poop seasoned.

cooking your food thoroughly will solve this issue

Cooked poop is still poop.

At 11/10/11 08:38 PM, MrRager wrote:

At 11/10/11 08:34 PM, Piggler wrote: You, see, after everything dies, it turns into poop. Ever notice that dirt looks a lot like poop? That's because dirt is poop.

So if we grow fruits and vegetables from the dirt, we're actually eating poop?

Yes, and if you eat meat, you're eating an animal who eats a plants which grow in dirt, which, of course, is poop.

The only real option appears to be sea food.

You, see, after everything dies, it turns into poop. Ever notice that dirt looks a lot like poop? That's because dirt is poop.

You raped your little cousin when you were 9 years old. Lately you've been having nightmares about you fingering children's assholes and now you're worried that you'll strike again.

The majority of NG users are penis-loving queers.

Pee pee or lady hole :x

DUDE! I'm eating one right now!

At 11/9/11 09:56 PM, BobsBurgers2011 wrote: no posting porn on newgrounds!

Calm down, tattle tale.

Delicious placenta.

hello how are you

You're getting laid, sir. That's all that matters.

At 11/6/11 11:57 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 11/6/11 11:56 PM, Piggler wrote: I guess I could just stick the straight end in my butt

No way man, use the other end and pry your asshole open.

but it hurts too much ;_;

I guess I could just stick the straight end in my butt

Ima tell you fucks right now that corn and potatoes are not vegetables, they're starches, so don't even go there.

i hate broccoli

I would suck all the dicks.

I feel like there should be a Back to the Future reference in this thread.

someone make it happen

I shit my pants.

Boobs. Not even gonna lie.