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At 12/28/11 04:42 PM, IAMSuB0 wrote: You are an introvert, you think, most of society does not, because they are extroverted. Basically it.

What?

Does anyone else feel like people don't understand what's going on anymore? That life is not as simple as paying bills and going to work? That you can't run a republic when the vast majority of people are sucked into the vacuum of their own existence, letting their elected representatives represent for themselves and not the good of America? That nobody realizes that there's a whole world outside their home? That there is a burden on your shoulders just because you understand, but cannot find a way to converse and debate with others because they have yet to elucidate the state of life themselves and you cannot do it for them?

*sigh* wat do...

I'm a little concerned that I've been smoking weed at least once a day for the last 2 months. I mean, I meet a lot of new people when I smoke and I've been more sociable that ever before, but I can't help but feel that I'm alienating my non-stoner friends.

wat do

This is how I see it

If having the munchies bothers you, why do you bother smoking?

Pancakes, covered in melted butter, creamy peanut butter, and authentic maple syrup.

Spoiled kids.

At 12/25/11 12:37 PM, Timmy wrote: Threadless T-Shirt

wat

I got:
-a candle
-tic-tacs
-a plush puppy
-a toy dinosaur
-m&m's
-an air freshener
-chocolate squares

My family is poor.

mery chrimbus

I liek Bill Murray

Your diction isn't really that great.

I dunno, I get more excitement out of the anticipation. Christmas is over for me as soon as the last present is unwrapped.

Is it funny because the submarine looks like it's going into the squid's pee hole?

If you give a homeless man an iPad, he will trade it for crack.

It's a proven fact.

Why do they look like otters?

At 12/22/11 09:23 AM, mattuiop wrote: click the snow button lol

Yeah, and play holiday music in the background. It's even funnier.

Why is weed so expensive nowadays? In '69 you could buy an ounce for 20 dolla.

Oh lawd

Fap in the shower

Pistachio!

A few days ago, I got really high at my friend's house and took a shower. Upon leaving the shower, I used a cotton swab to clean out my little ears. I would've been fine had I not slipped and jabbed myself deep in my ear. Now all I hearing in my left ear is am incessant ringing.

It didn't seem important enough to go to a doctor so I didn't.

wat do

Why would you bother inquiring about whether or not anyone knows/cares about a dead language?

I usually pat.

Wait, scratch that.

I always pat.

You are the reason why we can't have nice things.

I've been smoking copious amounts of weed everyday for the last 52 days and I feel fine.

I forgot that the majority of Newgrounds can't perform basic subtraction or addition.

You have 30 skill points to distribute into 4 categories. You are to accurately describe yourself with nothing but your application of skill points, GO!

Here's mine:

STR-8
AGI-5
INT-10
CHA-7

At 12/3/11 01:57 PM, mothballs wrote: But I mean I wore a condom the first time I did it, but her vagina was so tight and dry the fucking thing broke. I barely got into it at all

How do you fail at sex so hard?

At 11/28/11 09:58 PM, kazumazkan wrote: focus on your work lazy fuck

Please, I've put so much energy and time into finding someone else to do it ;-;