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Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 5th, 2006 in Audio

The Newgrounds Gambling Parlor

It won't get deleted this time so join up!

The Newgrounds Gambling Parlor Posted August 5th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

Welcome to the Newgrounds Gambling Parlor!

This is a place where you can have friendly bets with fellow NG users.

What will we be gambling on exactly. Well we will be gambling on sports, politics, Newgrounds events and basically anything that you can think of.

Instead of gambling with money we will be gambling with points. When you sign up you start out with 100 points which you may do with as you please.

How do I earn points?

You earn points in several different ways, other than just gambling.

1. By getting a user to join the club. Every person that you get to join the club you will be rewarded 50 points. This can come in handy when you go bankrupt.

2. You may also earn points by winning (duh)

What if im out of points and can't find anyone to join?

If this happens you may do one of two things.

1. You may gamble if you are out of points as long as you only go to -50. If you go lower than that, you may not gamble until you regain enough points to be no longer in debt.

2. You may ask for a waiver from all debts. NOTE: This does not mean that you will be pardoned from your debts and will only happen 3 times at most, regardless of who the user is.

Rules(includes the regular NG rules):

1. You may not bet over the maximum bet. If you bet over the limit, you will be penalized half of what you say. So if you bet 50 points you lose 25.
2. No cheating in anyway. The heads of the club will keep track of how many points each user has so you will not be able to lie about what you have.
3. No Spam
4. Discussion of general things are aloud but try to stay on topic
5. No threats(not like making a threat on NG is really scary)
6. Don't kirk out if you lose a bet. If you do this you will be banned from the club.
7. NO SHARING POINTS

How it Works:

Well basiclly there is a bet every week that the Bookie makes at the beginning. You have one week to place your bets you cannot place bets 24 hours before the event begins. If you decide you want to take away your bet or change sides you will penalized 10 points and if the bet is lower than that then everything is taken away, so it is better to just stick with it.
You can discuss or talk about future bets throughout the week or what you think will be a good bet.

Side bets:

If you want to make smaller side bets feel free to do so. However the maximum for those bets will be 50 points and there may only be 4 users voting on it. Also all side bets must be approved from the head of the club or someone who has special privelages before the bet is taken place.

Side bets are done in pools so if four people bet on a 20 dollar buy in the pool equals 80. After the bet is decided the bets are split amongst the winners. If two people win then it is divided in half, if only 1 person wins he gets it all.

To Join:

In order to join the club you must be accepted by the head of the club in order to keep track of how many points each user has. This is not to be mean but for the sake of making things easier to run.

Remember The point of this club is to have fun betting on everday stuff and things that seem kinda random. So just treat this as a game and we will all die happy. :P

Response to: Mac6 - July Posted August 5th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/3/06 01:23 PM, Chronamut wrote: hrmm zenon and piepie as judges.. ya that sounds fair..

hey i just read that lol

what is that suppose to me so I get influenced easy no biggy :)

Response to: I'm back >:) Posted August 5th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/5/06 05:44 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: wait, you were banned?

yes he was.

and ZENON I psoted my thingy in the audio lounge by mistake and instead of welcomeback or something I put congrats....

Response to: I am officialy on Steam. Posted August 5th, 2006 in Audio

i don't have steam.... =(

but hey still good job!

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 5th, 2006 in Audio

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!
ZENON!!!!!!

I always saw you lurking the forums lol.

I need a job too I want to be a guy who doesn't do anything but gets paid.

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 5th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/5/06 03:34 PM, Flashburn wrote: hmmm 14 users browsing the forum... is it just me or is the AF becoming a more happenin place these days...?

yes it is I remember when you had to wait like half a day to get 1 reply....

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 5th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/5/06 03:03 PM, -ZENON- wrote:
(Dude, I stopped making my CD. I'm starting from scratch. I realized the music I put on it was shit).

still if it was in stores I would bought :)

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 5th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/5/06 11:18 AM, -API- wrote: I'll give you all backrubs if you buy it... and just so you know, I have no idea how much it'll cost, that'll probably decided a couple weeks before it's released.

would I be able to get it at like HMV???

if I can get it then that is 1 copy sold...

(ZENON I would buy yours but its like online and I cannot do that so is KingBastard I think)

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 5th, 2006 in Audio

NG Gambling Parlour

where all the cool people go

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

CHRONAMUT CHECK YOUR PM BOX!

if you think it won't work tell me I don't feel like getting owned by a mod after I make then he locks it because its dumb

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/4/06 10:04 PM, Chronamut wrote: ya I'm pretty good at teh grammar :P

I said native because natives are the worst at gambling and open all the casinos..

yeah lol when you said that I imagine the natives near where I live they have these cigarette shacks across the highway that sell like 100 for like 1$ and I imagined myself bieng one.

Im writing the intro to the club now when im done it be great if you fix it up like you did with that letter to Mr. Fulp

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/4/06 09:56 PM, Chronamut wrote: ...are you part native piepie..?

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

LOL OMG

HAHAHAHAH

no I am not lol where would you get that idea I dunno but i think this headache and all this medicine is making think different.

Come I think it would be a grand idea for a club it will be a change from the mega-man club or department of defence or Joe blow club.

I think It could work if it has proper rules and stuff and in the opening post a professional in the English language writes it

(looks at chronamut or anyone else who is good at grammar)

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

sorry for the double post but I have a crazy awsome idea that may become bigger than wood!

Would you join a club I made that is called "NG Gambling Parlor"

the point of the club is that when you join you start with i duno 25 points and like every friday or something there is a bet on either sports or on special occasions politics or even On newgrounds activity....

of course I and maybe someone else would manage everything to keep track so no one cheats and stuff. Then if you run out of points to get more points you have get a couple of new guys to join the club that are not alt's or something.

ofcourse if it is a godo idea I will go more in depth about it making rules and stuff so it all makes more sense.

but you think the basic idea is good thinkpeople will join or is it a waste of time?

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/4/06 09:11 PM, nightvision wrote:
I was actually referring to to where you said you were going to "take tylenol" and then "later put the tylenol in milk".

Would you regurgitate the tylenol into the milk to achive this?

im going to swallow it then drink the milk.

I took 2 400 mg advils instead they where made of gel so I chose those.

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/4/06 08:56 PM, nightvision wrote:
By means of regurgitation?

huh?

won't I go to sleep?

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted August 4th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 8/4/06 02:44 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Like tihs?

perfect I must say you out did yourself on this one.

Thanks

I be sure to come again when I get tired of having it.

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

I have a major headache and I want to go to sleep but I can't what would happen if I take 5 500mg tylenol's?

and put them in chocolate milk

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/4/06 08:37 PM, nightvision wrote:
I disagree with you. I run linux, almost exclusively, and I find there are plenty of great emulation applications such as vmware, wine, cedega. I can play all of my video games, watch DVD's... Anything I want to do is available to me. It just requires a bit of experiance before the possibilities are limitless (It initially requires a steep learning curve).

but why go through all the trouble?

If you have common sense and half a brain you could run windows without getting a virus or like your computer crashing or some other shit.

but everyone has different tastes I guess

and to the guy who says something about chronamut is a girl for 1 month....

wtf are you talking about.

Response to: Audio Forum Cleanup Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

I dunno if mods still check this thread but if they do then

What is it????

the guy made the same topic 2x and he provides no details or anything.

That audio site

his 1st topic he made again giving no details and ignores the use of google or common sense.

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/4/06 04:56 PM, Love_Hate_War wrote: There's really no call to buy anything with the word "microsoft" on it at all...steer clear at all costs...

meh I prefer microsoft than those macs despite what everyone says...

Response to: Rate Me club! Posted August 4th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 8/4/06 04:57 PM, Agak wrote:
Oh, that's okay. I'll get to your rating, though I'm not really in the mood to do a really long rating right at the moment. Maybe in about an hour =P

Also, can someone rate my profile message really fast? I just thought about it while posting in the general forum. Do you think I should keep it, or switch back to my old one?

no problem take your time no rush.

as for your message I like it also has some truth to it. I don't know what your old one was so I say keep it.

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/4/06 04:35 PM, Love_Hate_War wrote: buy it?

puhhh!

your crazy!

lol

if i buy anything it will be Vista

Response to: Rate Me club! Posted August 4th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 8/4/06 04:26 PM, Agak wrote: Actually, I like your alias a lot! It's original and funny, plus it has a nice ring to it. If it was up to me I wouldn't change it. Also, that's what people already know you by, and to change it now would be kind of stupid.
8/10

so thats what an alias I see, I got mixed up with the profile and everything included I wanted it.

sorry for the misjudgement.

Let me re ask this

May I have a profile review please?

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

How do i go about getting rid of "Your copy of Window is not genuine"

when I turn it on I have to sit down and wait a whole 5 seconds so it could continue to start up because it says a lil message that im not genuine....

any ideas?

Response to: Rate Me club! Posted August 4th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

Hey this looks pretty cool

If anyone has the time do my alias for me I want to know what I should change or if its already good I had the same everything for a long time now...

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted August 4th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

At 8/4/06 02:23 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
At 8/4/06 01:45 PM, PiePie wrote: request

LOL

not what I was thinking but still better than what I could of done lol. No logo though just the center yellow thing will be good.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted August 4th, 2006 in Clubs & Crews

Hey

Im requesting a sig the one I have now is kind of dated I had it for like 6 months maybe more...

Anyways my new sig I would like the main colors to be black and white with just a touch of hot pink. I don't know the name of the color but I want the colors to look like it has a glass glossy look to it.

For the text I want it to say "PiePie"

for style a nice abstract would fit nice with some stripes in it like the Juventus logo sort of like that

Picture

Thanks in advance!

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

At 8/4/06 11:22 AM, DavidOrr wrote: They also think that they have the biggest package too. 13 year olds can be pretty intimidating with their sequaky voices and huge size of 5' 2''.

LOL

they also think they know everything

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted August 4th, 2006 in Audio

Why are most people outside the Audio Forum stupid and annoying?