we just went up 4 spots and put in 100+ votes in only 2 hours! I'm impressed that the community isn't fooling around with this!

Wow... people actually posted "Newsground" and "Newrgrounds"... Spellcheck wins again.

At 4/21/09 05:09 PM, Gorgorothx wrote: teeheehee I voted 4 times

Good man. I voted and it's now at 279. Let's keep it goin!

u should if u got it near the launch time then u should send it to microsoft so they can send u a new one

At 11/4/06 12:53 AM, Stepoo wrote: You raped him.

Right??

No i beat the crap out of him, if i wanted to rape him i would've hired micheal jackson.

At 6/4/06 12:40 PM, Idocreating wrote: You play as Jesus, with a big chaingun. And you have to kill everyone in the Vatican for misinterpreting the Bible. And you get health by raping the dead corpses of the male bishops. Then you go and kill all the supporters of the other religions for being blasphemous. Then you kill and the black people in the world and endit all with a spliff.

I doubt any of you can top that.

Theres no way anyone can top that! That type of game will cause riots in the streets!

o i got a good one

At sunday school, Mary is the lasiest girl in class and is usually asleep. The teacher asks Mary, "Who created the heavens and the earth?" Jake, the boy behind her, pokes her with his newly sharpened pencil and she jumps and says "OH GOD!" "That's right Mary," the teacher said and Mary fell asleep.

Later the teacher asks Mary,"Who is our savior?" Jake pokes Mary again. Mary jumps and says, "JESUS CHRIST!" and she falls back asleep. Class is almost over when the teacher asks Mary one more question. "What did Adam say to Eve after they had their seventh child?" Jake was right on cue and he poked her. Mary stood up and said, "IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING INSIDE ME AGAIN I'M GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!!!"

The teacher fainted

lol

u know what? all teachers are bitches period. especially the older women teachers.

those are just retarded

At 11/4/06 10:33 AM, Ocelot wrote: Yeah, you shouldn't get high and drunk on weekdays man...only do it on special occasions like parties. And smoking too much weed isn't good for someone your age anyways, it can really ruin you're life.

I agree, don't smoke weed in high school. Theres a time and place for everything and its called college

Man i've never gotten any of those. sounds pretty weird though

i should try some cocaine sometime. lol

i can do an awesome british accent, email me at pieper_13@yahoo.com

wait till prices go down

At 11/3/06 09:16 PM, HaveUbeenFooFighting wrote: Looks way overrated

Shut your fucking mouth.

u tell that bitch

to make it less embaressing, i would of beat the shit out of your cousin for revenge right there

Don't worry, i took care of him. lol

At 11/3/06 11:28 PM, Jamesinater wrote: Well this one time my pants somehow tore right in front of this girl I used to like. She giggled and said, "Well, at least you have a nice butt." I was confused for a while there....

Oh well shes my girlfriend now, lol

Oh man, SCORE!!! lol

tom trust me, those orbs aren't dust, they're ghosts coming to prey upon the lives of those who blammed the awesome games! RUN FOR YOUR ****ING LIVES!!!

dude thats the sickest shit i ever heard of

At 11/3/06 11:28 PM, Jamesinater wrote: Well this one time my pants somehow tore right in front of this girl I used to like. She giggled and said, "Well, at least you have a nice butt." I was confused for a while there....

man take that as a compliment and try and hit that, know what i'm sayin?

its always fun watchin what happens when u find out the man isn't the father

ok one time i was walkin down the street with my girlfriend and we were walking back from the mall. apparently my weird ass cousin thought that it would be funny if he set off an air horn behind us. as soon as i walk to the corner he blows the air horn and i screamed extremely loud. I haven't talked to her since and that was two days ago.

At 11/3/06 09:54 PM, saiGLYPH wrote: Hasn't anyone realized that zach is just a major troll?

of course hes a troll! hes also a dumbass who dosen't know how to take a joke and his jokes aren't the same! His jokes r based on current events. Zach, u r the dee dee dee if u can't pay fucking attention

At 11/3/06 10:02 PM, goozebump wrote: I looked at your topic title and had the perfect joke.

"Reply to this thread."

Then you had to ruin it by saing "In front of other people.'"

first of all, what was the joke? anyways, i've done a lot of stupid things in my life, but the most embarassing was probably when i was at my uncles funeral (and i never knew him but i had to go) and i was listening to the packer game on my radio during the eulogy, and when they had an interception i screamed 'OH FUCK ME!!!' everybody in the whole church looked at me