I'm afraid to scratch it because it might rub out some grime. Also, I can't go to the bathroom and use toilet paper to do the job, because I'm at a friends house, and his family insists on boycotting toilet paper for, erm... how should we say, a "community dishrag".

What do I do Newgrounds? It really hurts!!

At 8/1/08 08:08 PM, Gustavos wrote: The DS is more hardcore than the Wii if you think about it.

Petz Dogz Fashion.

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As close to the exit as possible, that way I can escape from the freaks quicker when I finally reach my destination.

At 8/1/08 07:18 PM, Yrtnej wrote: I say that if there were unlockable auras, that it should be determined by all sorts of achievements.

Fair enough.

Brown Aura: Make 15+ news posts.

Anyone can spam news posts, don't be a retard.

"Obama is a negro monster hellbent on destroying the United States of America. He is an inexperienced showoff and has policies that side with MIDDLEEASTERNERS - you know, THE BAD PEOPLE. He wants to give THE BAD PEOPLE money. This is bad. This is atrocious. This is unAmerican! Do your part as an American and keep the money from the MIDDLEEASTERNERS by not siding with this negro who loves MIDDLEEASTERNERS and not Americans. God bless America!"

...

"Uhh, oh yeah! Umm... and vote for me."

At 7/30/08 07:38 PM, DannehDaMan wrote:

We'll just make it out of cardboard. If the rocket breaks in space, it breaks in space. Who cares? The aliens?

I want to bitchslap you.

Yes, you should light up immediatly.

Carrots have fiber, yes.

What an adorable grin he has!

If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link!

It's common knowlege that Hitler was a dipshit.

The advertising campaign in America for Earthbound wasn't just bad - it was horrible.

The US catchline for the game: "This game stinks!"

They foam up.
:3

They brag about having sex?
That's about as pathetic as you can get.

I remember reading a thread a week or so ago about a 14 year old American kid who killed himself because his parents wouldn't let him play video games.

I'd say both nationalities are equally insane.

At 7/16/08 08:53 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/16/08 03:00 AM, squidly wrote: I don't think this was realized before, but there is actual nudity in GTA IV.

So in the unlikely even that the internet connection severs, your DVD player refuses to play any of your porno movies and you can't be arsed to walk to the local shop to buy a jazz mag, you'll load up to GTA IV and bash the bishop over that?

Gentlemen, the human race has found a new low...

That's what they tried to tell me when they first discovered you could put the hookers in GTA3 to use.

I guess they still haven't started on the new Kid Icarus. It is nice to know that both the Mario and Zelda teams are hard at work, though.

This is so bad, I'm embarassed. Straight down to the fake enthusiasm, abismal dancing and off-key/missing notes, this 'performance' is just painful watch. How do you suppose this will affect sales of WiiMusic?

Why Miyamoto, why did you have to participate?

Sorry, I don't speak retard.

Batman on the NES.

I've got arthritis...

The most underrated and overlooked fighting game ever.

I guess noone wants to call him out on being a stupid, selfish wigger faggot.

Also, I find it funny that his parents are manipulating people's grief to make money. That's just sickening.

Pokemon: The First Movie had an ending so terrible and redundand that even as a hyperactive, careless, 8-year-old fan of the current series, I wanted to hurl.

Looking back now, I find it funny that the whole moral of the movie is "Fighting is bad", yet the whole Pokemon craze is all about fighting.

Zombiemen from Doom.

I just love liquifying entire armies of them from one shot of my BFG. <3

At 7/10/08 10:25 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

...Dipshit.

Don't be a vaginahead.

At 7/10/08 09:21 PM, BenjaminBigelow wrote: Rule number one is you don't talk about /b/.

Rule number two is you DON'T talk about /b/.

And if it's your first time at 4Chan...

...you must FAP.

<=== Pfft, this puny thing? Bring it on!

The flying saucers must be preparing to descend...

...the onion soup is good...