Hey, aliens.

If you're up there, please take me away from this really fucked up world, I'm getting kind of sick of these stories.

Solution: Don't accept friend invites from 13-17 year old girls.

At 11/20/09 04:25 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I think it's disgusting that they quickly skimmed over the fact that the driver was killed like he didn't matter, while they're making a big song and dance about Miley Cyrus who wasn't even on the fucking bus to begin with.

I agree, that is pretty messed up.

I think you should educate yourself on how nuclear material is stored.

I think there's a shitload of work here and that I hate it.

Whoever said it was fun is a damn liar.

At 11/17/09 09:04 PM, estrago1 wrote: I used to love playing my Playstation 1, because the thing is fucking durable. I've left it on for a good 6 months and it still works. But the same cannot be said of the PS2. I left that on for 2-3 months at a time and the thing would break. Hows that for newer technology. Just goes to show you that the older systems could take a lot of punishment.

You left it on for 6 months?

Why would you do that? What possible use could that be to you?

Just wear a Guy Fawkes mask.

Not mine, but still hilarious.

What kind of low life comments on a porn movie?

At 11/16/09 02:13 PM, Rig wrote:

At 11/16/09 01:05 PM, Shikamarana wrote: Mods will lose.

If by "lose" you mean "win," then yes, yes we will.

Lest we forget that I was dominating you on the NG server.

Then you got revenge.

Then you dominated me.

I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but Dexter's Laboratory was one of the best cartoons of all time. One of the best cartoons of all time!

District 9 was good.

So was Star Trek.

The mods better be prepared for the fury of Chris Hansen!

Ah emotional scars.

Feel free to share more of your repressed childhood memories.

I thought Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was pretty good.

At 11/15/09 09:09 AM, qygibo wrote: To go to BlizzCon and put my little girl in a cute yet embarassing costume so that 15 or so years down the line, if she starts trying to start shit, I have photos to whip out and I can blacknail her and such

You're gonna be a great father you know that?

Anyways my goal is to serve my Country with distinction and honor.

At 11/15/09 10:08 AM, ifureadthisdie wrote: You go girl

Age/Gender: n/a, Male

Ask the CIA real nice, see what they do.

Legion looks horrible, it just sounds so corny.

At 11/13/09 04:05 PM, ChuckDude131 wrote:

At 11/13/09 04:01 PM, Mecha-Bear wrote: 1. Shut the fuck up. No one really cares.

2. You have a place to live, and you probably have three meals a day. Show your father some fucking respect.

3. You are bitching because he is buying a child ticket, and not wasting money? You still get to see the fucking movie.

Stop whining, emo bitch.

Oh ok, so you're saying if you were like 13 or 14, you wouldn't fucking mind that your brothers get adult tickets and your the only who gets child ticket?

Technically, you're still a child.

You also act like a child.

Is there any particular reason you shouldn't be getting a child ticket?

Taking a walk down memory lane I see?

Want advice?

Sit down, shut up and show your father some respect.

At 11/13/09 08:12 AM, TRlCKY wrote: "How does Mario manage to always go to the wrong castle?"

That's actually a good question.

At 11/13/09 10:08 AM, LeroyJ wrote:

At 11/13/09 10:03 AM, Wegra wrote: Did anyone here if the Swine Flu hit outer space yet? I'm concerned for the Aliens I hope they survive this.

Discuss.

That wasn't funny. Go away.

I think Wegra is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything...

I liked the "Blind people see too well part."

I like the left pocket that's inside of a suit jacket.

Something about it is just awesome.

At 11/11/09 04:49 PM, LiliumDanceOfLies wrote:

At 11/11/09 12:19 AM, Clock-Ninja wrote: If you're lucky you'll get the death penalty instead of life in prison.

how is that lucky?

Less Bubba.

That game is from like... 2003 on previous generation consoles.

Just... don't play it anymore.

You guys are calling me a homo and I HAVE HAD IT!

*slams something on the ground*

Stop calling me a homo, or you will be sorry.

At 11/11/09 01:43 AM, FarOutSk8r02 wrote:

At 11/11/09 01:42 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Although you made clear that this is hypothetical, it's really creepy. With the wake of shootings that have been plauging America, I don't think this is a wise thing to talk about.

Yeah but who HASN'T thought about wanting to blow up their school?

I haven't.

If you're having these thoughts you should seriously consider therapy, this is not a healthy thing to think about.