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This one time I fell off the grand canyon and twisted my ankle.

Psh, Meth is where it's at.

yeah and pico haz guns and dose are bad cause guns dont kill people guns do !!!!

With a few minor side effects.

This is interesting though, that means we're doing SOMETHING right?

Thanks Captain Planet!

At 7/2/10 05:12 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Lol. eyePhone was better.

This.

At 7/1/10 03:29 PM, blasterfx5 wrote: With me being in 9th grade, just starting to learn flash, know starting basic language, can use rpg maker and game maker pretty well, would that be a good start to becoming a game programmer?

Not at ALL. I used both of those programs for years and was still a noob to Flash when I got it.

Just pick up Flash now and begin to learn Action Script. Practice makes perfect.

Anyone else read this thread as 'Trippin' Elsid'?

The Murshaq of course!

rofl @ the wikipedia page

At 6/1/10 11:39 AM, StCyril wrote: BOY What did I tell you about having those magazines under your bed!?

Dude stop picture spamming.

The dead midget hooker under my bed.

Not skip school you fucking idiot?

None of the above.

The edit button is coming out right after Pico 2 and NG Chat, don't worry!

At 5/23/10 11:42 AM, Kittykylie wrote: Im a girl and if i had have been her i would have told you to piss off too.

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Anyone!? Eh?

At 5/23/10 11:41 AM, dutchpeopleown wrote: wait, what should we not do? break or condoms?

Don't yell things during orgasm.

Such as "boom headshot"

Guys, please take notes of what NOT to do. Seriously, I was close to getting laid and this happened.

It was prom night. I was with my date at the party and she said she wanted to leave. I said okay, and we got in my car and we drove to her house because me parents were at mine. Her mom was at work, her dad was on a business trip. Anyways, we got to her house and we went to her liquor cabinet and began to drink. It was just light stuff like Bud Light.

I wasn't that drunk, and neither was she because we're both not by any means light weights. We went up to her room and right away she pushes me down and lays on top of me. She begins to make out with, then proceeds to feel my growing penis touching her ass and starts to giggle and grabs it through my pants. Then she put her hand down my pants and began to beat me off.

I threw my pants off and she began to suck me, and god did that feel good. One thing led to another and I was eating her out and she was moaning. I looked on the ground in the dark and my hands scurried about trying to find my jeans to access my wallet. I managed to get my wallet, pull out a condom, and she decided to put it on my erect cock. This was my fist time and I was a little nervous. After only about 2 minutes of rigorous sex, what do you know...the fucking condom breaks.

This was my first time and I was crushed on the inside. She said she was taking birf control though so it didn't matter. So we got back to work. This was my first time, and it was also hers so I was a little sloppy and was just pulling moves from pornos I had seen. I was surprised at how good I was though. Seriously this was my first time and not only was I lasting long, but I was delivering. After I think was 10 minutes of sex, I was ready to cum and I pulled out right at the last second and she turned around and I busted the load right in her face. Undoubtedly the biggest load I've ever busted. Right in her face. Not a big deal, to some, but right when I did I yelled "BOOM HEADSHOT!"

She told me to leave. I haven't talked to her since.

Discuss

When you're done fapping

At 5/23/10 11:21 AM, 111122223138 wrote: it... DIED?!?
for the love of god, man, get to the hospital!

If it died it can't be revived.

unless you have the defibrillators.

At 5/18/10 05:50 PM, Ultor wrote: Same with the star trek bullshit how a whole language was started over the klingons.

They apparently also have started a Na'Vi language.

From the movie Avatar...

At 5/18/10 06:02 PM, LaForge wrote: Family Guy only lasted 4 episodes lol.

Fox canceled it three times. The only reason it was revived it because Adult Swim picked it up and as a result the DVD sales were good enough to revive it. The same thing happened to Futurama with Comedy Central.

At 5/18/10 05:45 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Safari.

That's what I said. Isn't it great?

I mostly come to the Newgrounds to submit my shit.

I do come to the BBS though to get a high BBS post count and to social with you assholes, though.

I don't think anyone will just "give" you money just because you're asking for it.

Try getting a larger fan-base on the internet so your website can be more active so you can get more money, thus not needing to ask strangers for random money.

If you do need money that bad why not just ask your parents for it? Or just get a job or sell something.

At 5/18/10 05:25 PM, Ultor wrote: Nah I usually only get the burgers and fries or nuggets/tenders I never mess around with the new shit because it usually sucks anyway.

No man, you HAVE to try it.

"Eat me, Ultor! I'm sooooo goooood!"

Fox has announced that it is to air new big-budget Steven Spielberg dinosaur drama

I stopped reading after "dinosaur drama".

At 5/18/10 05:36 PM, LaForge wrote: There's no such thing as a perfect browser. Chrome and FF crash, Netscape Nav is poorly made and has a strange interface, and IE is slow. And yea, it's usually a tank icon, not sure how you got a red star.

Firefox, to me, is better than Internet Explorer. Like you said it crashed along with GoogleChrome for me so now I use Safari. It's the best one i've used so far, you should try it out.

At 5/17/10 04:20 PM, jptornado wrote: First Ever Video

You meant to link to this.

Voice Actor Wanted

Voice Actor Advertisement Thread

At 5/18/10 05:13 PM, Ultor wrote: The last time I ate at a mcdonalds I got a 20 piece nuggets and a large fries. When I ate the mcnuggets they tasted like a sort of stale. Clearly I got better service at BK or wendys. Mcdonalds just lost its cool pretty much.

God damn I love Wendy's and Burger King way more than McDoanlds. Have you tried the Bacon & Blue?

Boner

McDonalds taste like shit, why would you eat there to begin with?