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Topic: Songs that make you cry?

Posted: 09/28/09 10:33 PM

Forum: General

choice katatonia.

normally nothing will make me cry. esp a song. i will admit that it's emotional, moving, etc. but no crying.

atm: bad sitch = i get over emotional with everything. half my fucking playlist makes me cry :S


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Topic: What if Sex didn't feel so good?

Posted: 09/28/09 10:31 PM

Forum: General

At 9/28/09 10:23 PM, agustana wrote: Oral sex would be the shit.

in before, doing it wrong.

newgrounds. the place where everyone stays 13 years old. IQ-wise.


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Topic: Damn Cops...they Never Catch Me

Posted: 08/15/09 03:59 AM

Forum: General

At 8/15/09 02:52 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 8/7/09 10:55 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: Is it really smart of you to be posting this on the internet?
Go die, troll.
yes, no one gets caught on the internet, ever

especially that guy who posted videos of his 7 year old son driving a car 70klomps down a road, without wearing a seatbelt. seatbelts are sertious shit. you get popped for not wearking them.


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Topic: Death penalty

Posted: 08/15/09 03:55 AM

Forum: General

At 8/15/09 01:48 AM, 372 wrote: Has anyone else notice, how we kill people to show people who kill people that killing people is wrong?

have you noticed that all mankind has done has been utter hypocrisy?


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Topic: Nikola Tesla!

Posted: 04/06/09 01:33 AM

Forum: General

nicola tesla got fucked by JP.Morgan.

and not the kind of fucked you lifeless homos want.


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Topic: It's a Boy!

Posted: 03/29/09 12:31 PM

Forum: NG News

At 3/28/09 12:14 PM, Jonas wrote: Great job Tom, glad this submission into April's Portal wasn't blammed.

epic.

and congratulations tom.

you poor poor bastard...

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Topic: I choose to be a virgin!

Posted: 02/09/09 02:03 AM

Forum: General

At 2/9/09 02:01 AM, selena18 wrote: I choose to be a virgin.

aren't you happy people don't respect your choices?

;D


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Topic: Peeping Tom

Posted: 02/09/09 01:55 AM

Forum: General

you should put out to your date.

at least he walked you home and keeps watch over you so you don't get hurt ever after.

:\


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Topic: I choose to be a virgin!

Posted: 02/09/09 01:53 AM

Forum: General

dude.

you ARE just saying that because you can't get any.

if you ever had pussy, then you'd know how glorious it is, and you'd go back in time to punch yourself in the dick for thinking otherwise.

unless you into dudes or something.


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Topic: 16 years old male turns female...

Posted: 02/08/09 05:48 PM

Forum: General

lol.

let's all look at david bowie, who, in his own words said "i was a closet heterosexual."

we are a product of our time and place.

but first and foremost we are a product. a fucking cheap commodity that can be traded, bought and sold at will.

so who the fuck cares. really?

therion - adulruna rediviva

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Topic: I need some rap music

Posted: 02/08/09 05:44 PM

Forum: General

bomfunk mc's.

namely the song freestyler.

lol.

therion - adulruna rediviva

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Topic: Guys, I'm really hurt...

Posted: 02/08/09 05:39 PM

Forum: General

she never liked you anyways.

you probably didn't either.

you just wanted to bone her.

she wanted a guy who she can shit on.

if someone ever says they can't decide on who tehy like then:

A - they are retarded.
B - they don't like you. at least, enough. if you REALLY want to justify it to yourself.

therion - chain of minerva

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Topic: Would you have sex with a...

Posted: 02/08/09 05:32 PM

Forum: General

i'm homophobic.

but you can't tell. if we were getting down to business and she whipped out a dick, i'd bolt. but until then, im fine.

oh. no husky male voices. i don't care how stacked the bitch is.

therion - the wand of abaris

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Topic: 16 years old male turns female...

Posted: 02/08/09 05:23 PM

Forum: General

At 2/8/09 05:17 PM, Achilles2 wrote: Take your own advice. The brain develops incorrectly, so it believes it's female. The body on the other hand has XY Chromosomes, making it male. Like I said earlier, the same thing has been discovered to be the case with bi and homosexuals.

why, that rather sounds like a mental disorder...

ugh

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Topic: The reason killing religion is good

Posted: 02/08/09 02:07 PM

Forum: General

At 8/31/08 02:46 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:
At 8/31/08 12:47 AM, 0gg-the-Gnome wrote: Religion provides unity

no, religion provides an idiotic answer for a question.

example: thousands of years ago, people didn't know what the hell the sun was. so they called it god.

they also didnt know what fire was, how death happened, and how life began.

god, god, and god.

So does the KKK. Your point?

religion is a foolish crutch. it is VERY MUCH SO the OPIUM of the people. why do you think church attendance increased after 9/11? because people felt powerless and needed to get their heads filled with absolute horseshit. why do people do drugs? because they are trying to fill a void. just as with religion.

the only reason to believe is because:

A - you have been raised as such and can't be bothered to research anything.
B - you can't be bothered to research anything, and throw out any argument presented.

case-in-point: my dad [mostly], and various priests/monks throughout the years: "you can't approach religion with a logical point-of-view."

fucking. morons.

scooter - a little bit too fast

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Topic: 16 years old male turns female...

Posted: 02/08/09 01:57 PM

Forum: General

i guess the kicker would have to be if she was a lesbian too.

LOL.


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Topic: Facebook Notified Me

Posted: 02/08/09 12:55 PM

Forum: General

it means you subscribe to stupid shit.

you can block all those stupid messages, if not jsut uninstall the damn "application"

behemoth - typhonian soul zodiac

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Topic: 16 years old male turns female...

Posted: 02/08/09 12:47 PM

Forum: General

now you can never really tell.

heh. we're fucked.


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Topic: Before God.

Posted: 02/08/09 12:44 PM

Forum: General

god was created by manipulative pricks, in an effort to conform everyone and ban rational, free thinking.

obviously.

meads of asphodel - agrat bat malah

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Topic: Fail? Just in time for Valentines D

Posted: 02/08/09 12:43 PM

Forum: General

don't ask for advice.

you're just trying to justify what you're going to do anyways.

and if your decision is swayed by other's opinion's, then you're a spineless cunt.

good luck.


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Topic: 100 Whopper Juniors

Posted: 02/07/09 04:57 PM

Forum: General

HOLY FUCK. i caaaame..

shittttttttttttttttttt


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Topic: Annoying wapanese girl in my class

Posted: 02/07/09 04:56 PM

Forum: General

you are in like grade 7 or 8 at max. the kids are just going through fads like everyone is apt to.

i remember in grade 7 i kinda wanted to "be gangsta", you know with baby blue sweaters that you can swim in, etc.

whatever. it's when you're 18 and someone in your class acts like a fucking retard.

type o negative - anethesia

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Topic: Exam pranks

Posted: 02/03/09 11:19 AM

Forum: General

At 2/3/09 11:09 AM, Earfetish wrote: I submitted this for one of my creative writing seminars and just got it critiqued by my peers today.

The tutor hated it.

what a fucking cunt. like, not to be a fanboy, but your stories are excellent. all the time. and they vary from funny, i guess, even thought-provoking pieces like this one, to some of those murderer ones you have on your page.

moar!


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Topic: Girls with big butts

Posted: 02/03/09 11:10 AM

Forum: General

At 2/3/09 01:22 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 2/3/09 01:15 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:
Armies of JTAs have been known to trample across the plains.
We moo really loudly. And have mood swings like you wouldn't believe!

and make coffee :P


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Topic: Girls with big butts

Posted: 02/02/09 11:42 PM

Forum: General

At 2/2/09 11:41 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Nothing wrong with a lady with junk in the trunk, or large hips.

More fertile by traditional standards, good child-bearing hips.

Mmmmhmm.

*pats my hips* ^^

WHO LET YOU OFF THE STAIRMASTER, PUDGY?

hummmmm???


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Topic: Browser Crashing?

Posted: 02/02/09 11:37 PM

Forum: General

opera on vista.

no probs :3


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Topic: Everything is satanic to my friends

Posted: 02/02/09 07:59 PM

Forum: General

i think it's been ssaid before where the real question you should be asking yourself is why are you still friends with these lamers?


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Topic: Why don't people lose weight?

Posted: 02/02/09 07:52 PM

Forum: General

i had a southwest crispy chickenburger 2 doublecheese burgers cinnamon melts and medium fries/drink today.

almost 15 dollar mcdiddlys bill.

and i eat like this constantly.

and im still skinny as shit D:

arcturus - la masquerade infernale

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Topic: Was my punishment really fair?

Posted: 02/02/09 01:56 AM

Forum: General

At 2/1/09 08:07 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: "Stewart,

LOL, YOUR NAME IS STEWART. OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ahahahahahahaha. oh my fucking god. STEWART. hahahahahahahahah
ahahahahaha

oh christ

katatonia - no good can come of this

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Topic: What's wrong with underage sex?

Posted: 02/02/09 01:47 AM

Forum: General

At 2/2/09 01:46 AM, coolfool wrote: so whats this to do with sex?

and what do you know about sex, little boy?

and whats virgentey?

why, that's something precious that you'll hold onto for life :3

slayer - show no mercy

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