At 10/13/08 01:06 AM, STMX wrote: Today is 0gg-the-Gnome's birthday! Wish her a very happy day!

"her"? I always thought that Ogg was a male.

A pathetic anorexic 20 year old virgin PS3 whore who takes his frustrations out on other people by degrading them verbally to compensate for his own short comings.

To be blunt: a loser.

The objective of the BME Pain Olympics is to win money by video taping yourself inflicting vasts amounts of pain to yourself, the more pain you experiance the more money you earn.

Besides which, those vids of the guys cutting their dicks off are fake anyways. There's actually a vain on the penis where if you cut it, it won't stop bleeding and just like the jugular it can't be stitched.

To my understanding.

At 11/8/09 01:30 PM, megakill wrote: wow! lets just pop that in out handy dandy note book!

What the fuck are you saying?

Speak english, not engrish.

Yeah I have.

At 11/8/09 02:50 AM, CloudEater wrote:

At 11/8/09 02:25 AM, phsychopath wrote: Also another one for spam.

I don't think anyone's gonna go looking for spam so why would you give make a spam collection?

Because there are people out there who do enjoy spam... ALOT.

Besides which do you know how much spam escapes Judgement?

I think that in the Collections section, there should be a section for Memes.

Also another one for spam.

What do you think?

Okay.

Put your head between your knees and kiss your virginity goodbye.

I think it would have improved the movie drastically just by not having made it at all.

Yeah, it's just that far gone.

You're probably going to get really bad chest pains in the next few days. McDonalds is the worst thing to put in your body, but yes, they are delicious.

Thats why I only eat the McDouble, it doesn't give me nearly as much of a hard time that a double stack would.

Your parents sound like uptight, touchy, fickle assholes.

It's like, the bare basic way to tell someone you want to fuck them.

I MAKE YOU FISHBOWL SOUP! FISHBOWL!

At 11/6/09 05:02 PM, junkas wrote: My whole body aches, My nose is running, I'm light-headed. It fucking sucks.

Welcome to the fandom.

At 11/6/09 04:52 PM, Phobotech wrote:

Nobody said that...from what I understand, this guy is in a little higher eschelon in the friend-ship scale than "don't like."

If the fight is about to happen, and you back down, or you constantly avoid the confrontation out of fear, than yes. You are a pussy.

Thank you.

At 11/6/09 04:26 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote:

At 11/6/09 04:25 PM, phsychopath wrote:

At 11/6/09 03:58 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote:

Shut the hell up and grow a pair.


Of course you don't.

this is an example of the kind of ignorant the bully is

I love how you're discrediting the guy who's calling you a pussy for not standing up for what you supposedly believe in as ignorant.

This is you being a pussy. If you really cared about your friends and the situation, you would have done it already.

And of course you don't want to risk your social status as being "Intelligent", when really you're just a coward.

Go ahead with your pathetic wordplay, it still doesn't change the fact that you're a coward.

At 11/6/09 03:58 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote:

this is most likely the only way he will learn. but at the same time, i dont want to, because fighting makes me as ignorant as he is.

Shut the hell up and grow a pair.

I dont like fighting and i dont want to risk getting hurt, but the adults are doing nothing.

Of course you don't.

I could kill every single one of you with my penor dragon.

Look at my E-penis, it's so big.

At 10/30/09 11:54 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 10/30/09 11:35 AM, phsychopath wrote: ect.

Shut the hell up. You act like you know yet you don't. Stop trying to act mature to impress people over the internet and be yourself.

Stop making the assumption that I'm being pretentious.

At 10/30/09 11:39 AM, HeywoodJablome wrote:

At 10/30/09 11:35 AM, phsychopath wrote: lol 90s

Wow he was right, you do sound ridiculous.

I can't stop loling.

At 10/30/09 11:13 AM, AsthmaticHamster wrote:

At 10/30/09 10:55 AM, phsychopath wrote:

At 10/30/09 10:28 AM, Sawdust wrote: and enjoy talking about times past?

Yes actually.

Dude, seriously, you're 15! How the hell are you able to speak of "times past" without sounding ridiculous?

"Oh, I remember the glory days of 2000! I was only 6 and not a worry in the world! Gosh, everything was so much better back then...

When Digimon and Power Rangers were still good, Bennetts was still open, Futurama was still on Fox 31 [we didn't and still don't have cable], Monkey Bone was in theaters, Spyro The Dragon games were still being developed by Insomniac Games, VHS was still the highest format of video, renting shitloads of movies from Blockbuster all the time, Pokemon was still enjoyable, Legend Of Dragoon was released, Monster Rancher was around, the Sonic the Hedgehog OVA movie was available in engrish, I had an inflatable gaming chair [that my cat Special ruined], ect.

At 10/30/09 09:25 AM, Sawdust wrote: Sup gais, wut do ya tehnk abt tat?

If you just raised your eyebrow at that terribly typed statement, and are now thinking of a 'witty' way to say "dude learn to type proper english jeez" , chances are: you're a douche. I bet your morning routine includes applying gel to your hair and spiking it. Overdoing it.

No, I only spike my hair when I go out to buy delicious vendables.

There's no point in wasting hair gell if no one see's you wearing it. That would be like putting shoes and a jacket on just to stay in the house all day. It's pointless.

At 10/30/09 10:28 AM, Sawdust wrote: Do you also happen to take forever to answer the phone,

Sometimes

wear your pants up too high

Yes, I wear them over my ass.

and enjoy talking about times past?

Yes actually.

At 10/30/09 10:16 AM, SohlTofang wrote:

At 10/30/09 10:14 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: I don't use facebook, myspace or twitter.
They're all stupid. What kind of person spends their time just talking to strangers online?

Oh. wait...

Facebook and myspace tried to save our generation from isolation, but people choose to further make themselves hermits.

Actually when you think about it, the internet made people into even bigger hermits then before.

'Cause now as opposed to getting laid, people just spend all their time downloading porn.

Why are people so fickle? When I was 13, I was more mature than my 14 to 16 year old friends who would burst out in tears and break shit if their parents didn't let them have another sleep over for the 5th night in a row.

Why is everyone else my age such a baby? Why do I usually find myself hanging out with twenty year olds?

I never really understood the reasoning behind having a Myspace account. I always thought it was just pathetic to have a Myspace account.

I think that Myspace and Facebook are retarded. The mere concept of it gives me a headache.

Why does everyone else my age do this crap? Why is everyone else my age so fickle and touchy?

Perhaps you ought to buy a one hundred dollar weight kit and get fit enough to kick his ass. Dominate the bitch. Stoop to his level, thats the only way he'll learn.

It's called the internet wigga.

At 10/27/09 12:21 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 10/27/09 12:12 PM, DumbassDude wrote: What's the internet like in the after life?

It was fine and dandy, until someone used dragonballs to bring me back to life.

Wow, what was Kurt Cobane like?

At 10/27/09 12:13 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: THE RAPE TUNNEL By Sheila Zareno.
A woman made it, therefore women are not going to be offended by it. Males are naturally not offended by it either, making it completely legal.

What if a toddler walks through the tunnel?

Say hello to Curt Cobane for me.

The real question is "How is a raven like a writing desk?"