At 10/9/09 10:11 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 10/9/09 07:35 AM, Vincoid wrote: He isn't THE boyfriend, get it?

Also, Capn, how is her moving back and seeing you more often going to help? She'll still be distant and act the way she does now.

She's opening up more, and we're both happier, besides the fact that she has to hide me from her boyfriend's bitchy sister and she cares too much about what people think. Her boyfriend is going to the dance with another chick to catch up with friends. I would never do that to her, it's fucking bullshit. She even admitted that she's been thinking about him and she might've made a mistake.

Excuse me if I'm mistaken about something here, but if she is dating or kissing or whatevering with you while she has a boyfriend, what tells you she won't do the same thing if you get with her?

I return.

I am improving in that I now have doors opening for me before I even decide to close on and step through another. I still have much farther to go though.

I also joined the Army.

At 6/22/09 02:32 PM, Vincoid wrote: I know, we're just TOO hot.

It's a real burden, trust me.

Oh yeah, its so rough.

Don't let it bother you dude.

I had my first "real" relationship about a year and a half ago. I was exactly like you were. I can't really offer you any specific advice right at this moment, but rest assured, you get better with time. Just lurk on these forums, listen to Vincoid, and get out there and practice.

By the way, Vincoid, how the fuck do you unlock artifact 19 on TTA3?

According to his profile he is also a 14 year old crack dealer.

Fuck yeah!

At 6/17/09 03:11 PM, HWDog35 wrote: Just ask to use her thighs as earmuffs! Girls love that.

This can't possibly fail.

Seriously though, you aren't funny.

Step 1 : Go to an online store.
Step 2 : Buy The Definitive Book of Body Language
Step 3 : Read
Step 4 : Apply what you have read.
Step 5 : Profit

You should've just asked her. I had a military ball last night, and I had a ball. I danced with my girlfriend, random girls, and other people's girlfriends. I can't even dance but I did anyways because I had a blast. Not to mention that girls like that kind of (unwarranted? in my case with dancing) confidence.

Oh and I got fired from my job today. Shit sucks.

I'm 17 years old and I don't love my family.

I never knew my real dad. My mother almost totally ignored me between the ages of about 4-8. She was too busy IMing. My 1st stepdad was too concentrated on work to spend much time with us. My sister, who was born when I was 7, is a stupid, self-centered brat.

When my 1st stepdad and my mom divored, my mom paid much more attention to me. At the time I believed it was just her changing, but in retrospect I believe she just wanted to use me against my stepdad. My sister became even more self-centered and bratty as a result of my stepdad thinking she was God's other son. I was blamed for anything she did.

My moms new boyfriend was an ass. I hated him and I hated her for loving him. She dumped him later.

My mom found a new guy and married him about 4 years ago. They are still married. He is an egotistical jackass who shies away from any physical labor, and believes he is to be respected and feared just because he is the de facto head of household.

We used to live in California. After 8th grade, my mom said she, my stepdad, and my sister were moving to Arkansas. She promised me I could stay in California with my grandparents if I wanted to. She changed her mind last second and drug me there anyways. I hated her. I think part of me still does. I doubt I will ever forgive her for that.

Now I'm in 11th grade, and I still don't love my family. My mom is increasingly desperate to bond with me because I will soon be leaving, and I am increasingly determined to keep her at bay.

My stepdad says that it isn't normal for me to not love my family. He is wrong. Familial love is not sacred. It is not special. It is not exempt from the logic that something should deserve your love. He says I need to get over my grudges against her. Not hardly. I don't want to get over them. Why should I? Why should I care? I see no reason I should.

So, psychologists of NG, am I crazy?

I'm not trying to post a sob story, but I just wanna know if anyone else thinks I'm not normal.

My v-card has been swiped.

At 3/14/09 07:09 AM, jackripperz wrote: Stop bitching please. It turns women off.

I lol'd.

Hello. I haven't been on in a while...I've been busy.

Been with the woman for oh, 3.5 months.

mastertails@yahoo.com

At 1/29/09 03:53 AM, Vincoid wrote: - You are being sexual with her, she's getting hot, you introduce the obstacle, rape.
- You are being sexual in a non-sexual environment, you make the obvious obstacle even more obvious, time goes by and sexual desire increases, best sex ever.

There is untold power behind those words. I have used those on a few occasions but would still like the ebook should you care to provide it.

At 1/25/09 02:18 PM, CH4ZM4N92 wrote: Well no I'm not at the moment but he keeps bringing shit up from September. But I actually have another question. Where should I put my hand when I'm making out with a girl?

I generally have my hands on her waist, or if its especially passionate, wrapped around her back and pressing lightly.

Posting to recommend to you all to read up on the science that is body language. This is an amazing help in not just relationships, but any interactions with people.

It comes in two parts, and both are difficult to master.

1. Projecting and controlling your own body language
2. Reading others' body language

At first it will seem like you are making no progress. Keep going. Read your body language book/e-guide/whatever again and again. Eventually, you will consciously make a connection with something you read and something you see someone else doing. Congratulations, you have started reading body language. From there it just snowballs, albeit slowly.

For controlling your own body language, I believe it is just mind over matter. I do better reading others so perhaps Vincoid can help you with this one.

Posting to recommend David DeAngelo's "Sex Secrets".

Remember, David's stuff costs money, but so does music.

If you can't figure out what that means you are really dense.

At 1/3/09 09:46 PM, bgraybr wrote: I know what you said... I just don't really think it's true.

Vincoid gives better advice.

Vincoid is just gonna tell you to quit trying to impress her.

Enjoy having something you really don't want to acknowledge be the truth.

At 12/26/08 01:47 PM, Everlasting-Elements wrote: Also, condoms help for pregnancy. You should probably tell her that. =]

Apparently she knows someone who was on the pill and used a condom who still got knocked up, hence the fear. I've already told her the odds of that are a billion to one shot.

I've read dozens of reviews of the Gibson Flying V and the only consistent complaint is that it is difficult to play while sitting down. This doesn't matter much to me because I stand almost all the time.

At 12/25/08 05:31 PM, Vincoid wrote: Look at it this way, wether something happens and when, it all depends on you. Shit, if you do things right, I doubt she won't tell her friend(s).

Oh, I already know something will happen, but I still don't think she will tell her friends. She is very modest about those things. I think. She is a virgin. We have discussed this before and she is willing to do anything up to sex, but doesn't want sex because she is afraid of getting pregnant. I'm certain that under the right circumstances sex would come too.

At 12/25/08 02:31 PM, Vincoid wrote: In what context exactly?

Also, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

One of my GF's friends asked her about how far me and her had gone. I asked her and she said "when and if we do anything I wouldn't tell her anyways."

Merry Xmas.

I know you said before that saying "just friends" or "only friends" made a difference.

What about "if and when" VS. "when and if"?

At 12/24/08 11:09 PM, PolishMatt wrote:

At 12/24/08 10:00 PM, PhoenixTails wrote: What do you guys think about the Gibson Flying V?

Sucks big fucking shit and is priced for what you could get 10 guitars for, and that will all out play the thing without a problem. I suggest not to waste your time with Gibson, especiallyFlying Vs.

What would you suggest then?

What do you guys think about the Gibson Flying V?

I'm getting a Warlock Bronze Series in about a week. I heard it isn't a good guitar, but I figured I should learn how to play the thing before I get a decent one.

At 12/16/08 09:25 PM, Everlasting-Elements wrote: So my question is, what are techniques I can do to hold in that jealousy?

Sounds to me like he is deep in the FZ so I'm not sure what exactly you're jealous of, unless of course you want to be in the FZ.

At 12/15/08 05:46 AM, Vincoid wrote: When she says: "I'm freezing", and you're wearing a vest, coat or jacket, you say? : ...

Serves you right for not wearing anything warm. If you ask nicely I might let you wrap up in this coat with me.

lol

Ok, so last night me and my girlfriend were talkin inbetween bouts of sucking face. She said that a lot of girls got turned on by guys blowing into their ears. This was an obvious hint and I did it. I know I did it right because she said "thats not fair" before commencing facial suction again. Is there a particular reason girls like this? Also, I can't seem to do it right since the first time. Maybe it was just the heat of the moment.

Today she told me she was a hopeless romantic. She asked if I was too. I asked if she could think of anything romantic I had done and she said no. At that point I reflected and thought damn, she's right. I said that since I now knew she was a romantic I could hypothetically be romantic sometimes. She asked, sometimes? I wasn't going to fall into that trap so I just said that if I was romantic all the time it wouldn't be special. She said it would be shocking if/when I was romantic. Then I thought, since she believes romantic is the opposite of me (and she is probably right) is it possible to be romantic without looking like a nice guy catering to her every desire and therefore destroying the relationship? Well? If it matters, we've been together for 2 weeks.

At 12/4/08 05:11 AM, Vincoid wrote: Clinginess is in the top 5 of reasons why relationships fail*, just so you know.

/r/ the rest of the reasons.