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Topic: If you were a Teacher...!

Posted: 12/14/09 06:35 AM

Forum: General

I was an art teacher for a private art school.
the school closed down and that ended that.
I was a hard ass, it was a private school so we only wanted serious art students.


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Topic: Why does NG hate Facebook?

Posted: 10/28/09 09:01 PM

Forum: General

I Love both Facebook and Myspace.


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Topic: What are your religious views?

Posted: 08/27/09 02:02 AM

Forum: Politics

At 8/20/09 11:18 PM, jakenator85 wrote: I am God.

Dad?


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Topic: Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes

Posted: 06/28/09 08:21 PM

Forum: General

Does anyone have any Jacko jokes that involve:
Bahrain; the Elephant man's Bones; Beatles and Paul McCartney;
Bubbles; the little boy statues; the little boy pron; Jesus Juice;
and other events that just back up what a truly great humanitarian he was?
Thanks.


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Topic: Still funny ? Michael Jackson Jokes

Posted: 06/28/09 07:49 PM

Forum: General

Will his organs continue to be donated to children?
No embalming needed.
Well, at least he has practice burning.


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Topic: Billy Mays DEAD!

Posted: 06/28/09 06:05 PM

Forum: General

Is there a place we can all go to hold vigil for Billy Mays?
That way the new channels can cover his death for 5 days and pay other B list Celebrities to say he was better than the Beatles and Elvis. He was definitely more talented than Jacko.
HELLO BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ELEPHANT MAN'S BONES!!!!!


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Topic: NOW im getting concerned about 2012

Posted: 06/28/09 05:16 PM

Forum: General

Conan O'Brien Kiled Billy Mays, Ed McMahon was Johnny Carson's puppet.
2012, has nothing to do with it.
the one constant in all these deaths is the Tonight show and Conan O'Brien's mad lust for power.
or it could be this thread is moronic.


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Topic: Does MJ deserve all this praising?

Posted: 06/28/09 02:56 AM

Forum: General

No he doesn't deserve the praise.
leave the pedophilia out of it.
anyone who grew up in the 80s remembers that Jacko was forced down everyone's throat.
you didn't have a choice. the mail order ten albums for a dollar included a Jacko album.
In the record stores a by one get one free sale ment you had to buy a Jacko album.
Grocery stores handed out free Jacko singles.
Jacko promotions were in the mail.
every TV commercial, all movie theater trailers.
his image was on everyday items, he was "Everywhere".
I got tired of it quickly and most people I knew were just sick of it.
I have been a music buff my whole life, I listen to pop rock classic alternative metal, and as an aficionado of music I have to say, he wasn't that great.
It's all razzle dazzle big productions, more the work of blockbuster action movie producers than of a musician.
He was Big Media - not great music.
just because he's dead doesn't mean his music has suddenly become good, its just people who remember the eye candy big media commercial sails pitch.


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Topic: Whats your religion?

Posted: 06/26/09 01:30 AM

Forum: General

Pagan/Buddhist/Witch-Mystic.


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Topic: I Have A Tumor...

Posted: 06/26/09 01:24 AM

Forum: General

I had a growth in the brain.
Had surgery, now I'm fine.
Don't assume the worse, go see a doctor.
and even if it is bad, it still doesn't mean your are going to die, unless you give up.


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Topic: Avoiding the truth

Posted: 06/11/09 03:07 AM

Forum: Politics

If there is no Santa Clause then where do Christmas presents come from?
Answer that.


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Topic: is hydrogen peroxide safe to drink?

Posted: 06/11/09 02:57 AM

Forum: General

At 6/11/09 02:53 AM, Alpha-Critik wrote: You need your stomach pumped immediately. Get to the nearest hospital, tell your mom what you did, get her to drive you. Go, now!

Yeah exactly !


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Topic: Why Did You Join Ng?

Posted: 12/28/08 08:47 PM

Forum: General

I did it for a girl to get some cyber booty.


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Topic: Black people: shut the fuck up.

Posted: 12/24/08 06:35 PM

Forum: Politics

I'm a conspiracy nut job.
I think racism is kept alive through the media and politics because there is no money in harmony.
Why create a cure when you can sell a thousand palliatives.

I can imagine that there is an inherited evolutionary reason for racism, but teaching has a lot to play in it.
It's easier to teach fear than it is to teach compassion.
It doesn't matter what race you are there will be some form of discrimination because if we all cooperated and had the philosophy of live and let live, how many jobs in psychiatry, Law and human resources would be lost.
It is easier to prepare people for racial tension than it is to properly educate children.
If it isn't race - then its social class - tax bracket politics religion, and most of it focus on fear.
It's about Money, Power and the fear it generates.


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Topic: Obama is Hitler!

Posted: 11/12/08 05:21 AM

Forum: General

so we are pulling out of Iraq and invading Poland?


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Topic: You're favorite vilian

Posted: 11/12/08 05:10 AM

Forum: General

I can't choose one so I'll do a top ten.
in no particular order.
The Master From, Doctor Who - Roger Delgado, Peter Pratt, Anthony Ainley, Derek Jacobi, John Simm.
Maldis from Farscape.
The Joker - Heath Ledger - Mark Hamill
Roy Batty from Blade Runner - Rutger Hauer
Iago from Shakespeare's Othelo (Kenneth Brenagh
Hannibal Lecter - Anthony Hopkins
Archibald Cunningham from Rob Roy (Tim Roth)
Palpatine - Star Wars - Ian McDiarmid
The Kurgan from Highlander - Clancy Brown
The Devil in Time Bandits - David Warner


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Topic: Fuck School!

Posted: 10/11/08 10:32 AM

Forum: General

I don't get school either I've been out of school for nearly 20 years and it sounds like nothing has changed.
It doesn't makes any sense to me either - building a bridge is engineering technology is computers and electronics - learning to build a bridge is the job of the software programmer not the computer builder.
When I went to school, I was called gay for choosing Quire over Gym - even though Quire was all girls and the gym teacher use to watch the boys change any chance he got.
Best keep your personal life and property out of school save that for the weekends.
Just do what the brain washed teacher robots tell you and get your diploma.
Chances are you are going to need to go to a graduate school or post high school education before college anyway -
Also when you get to college learn Chinese and Russian - because the future economy will be run by those economic powers. They properly teach science and technology to their children.


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Topic: give me something to do!

Posted: 05/19/08 04:19 PM

Forum: General

Russian Roulette


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Topic: What is Love?

Posted: 05/19/08 04:09 PM

Forum: General

the quintessence of cruelty
Imagine going for a lemon slushy only to find when you taste it that it's really urine.
and when you go to tell the guy at the counter, he blames you for pissing in the machine.
yet if you don't get a slushy you don't get a chance to win a million dollars and the only other flavor left is liver.


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Topic: how to raise money fast

Posted: 05/19/08 03:50 PM

Forum: General

At 5/18/08 02:59 PM, TholomewP wrote:
At 5/18/08 02:12 PM, arykT wrote: Ask your parents and tell them you'll pay them back when Christmas comes.
im jewish
also, i didnt get a birthday so i am telling them can u give me 100 dollars for my birthday but they said no

tell your parrents if they don't give you the money you'll become a Catholic.
start acusing them of killing your lord.


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Topic: This sucks ass.

Posted: 05/19/08 03:42 PM

Forum: General

At 5/19/08 03:06 PM, Obvious-M wrote: Go downstairs, puke on her and say I'm sick of your lies!!!

what Obvious-M said
I have a whole family that does crap like that especially when I'm sick, its a vonerable position.
be a major dick right back.
life is at best cruel, if you don't kick ass now - you will get kicked for the rest of your life.


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Topic: psychology question omg

Posted: 05/19/08 03:34 PM

Forum: General

actually brain cells are always renewing themselves - you do have a set number of brain cells but they eventually die and a new cell forms and the memory is passed to the new cell - thats why most memories fade.
so you're going to loose knowledge anyway.


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Topic: Me Punching My Cousin In The Face!

Posted: 05/19/08 03:18 PM

Forum: General

He T Bagged you and all he got in return was a punch in the face?
I would have set his ass on fire.


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Topic: Who the hell needs Kong-Fu!?

Posted: 10/28/07 02:19 PM

Forum: General

I give up


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Topic: Who the hell needs Kong-Fu!?

Posted: 10/28/07 02:18 PM

Forum: General

you have your body


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Topic: Who the hell needs Kong-Fu!?

Posted: 10/28/07 02:16 PM

Forum: General

sorry - older computer works funny on here.

I have both been trained in martial arts and firearms - and the discipline is the same,
if anything firing a gun is a more difficult discipline, because in martial arts you have your body


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Topic: Who the hell needs Kong-Fu!?

Posted: 10/28/07 02:14 PM

Forum: General

I have both been trained in martial arts and firearms - and the discipline is the same,
if anything firing a gun is a more difficult discipline, because in martial arts you have your body


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Topic: I'm Coming Out Of The Closet.

Posted: 09/09/07 05:27 PM

Forum: General

At 9/9/07 05:08 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Why do keep going in there? To jack off?

he Keeps his Smegma Jar in there


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Topic: Hippies

Posted: 09/09/07 05:23 PM

Forum: Politics

in the immortal words of the late grate Bill Hicks
Take Mushrooms and Squeegey your third f#@&!ng Eye


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