422 Forum Posts by "Phantom-pen"
A redneck brother and sister are alone in a field. the brother says to the sister, "you fuck just like Mah". the sister replies, "yeah that's what Pah says".
evangelathiests and fanatithiests are exactly the same, emotionally insecure pee-ons afraid that they are as insignificant as they fear they are (which they are) pandering to self appointed leaders (con-artists), out to exploit them for money, ego and to be the king of a pile of shit.
If religion prevents you from having your own religious experience, then what does that say for a "scientific" movement.
No God in fanatical religion, No science in devout Atheism.
when someone is trying to sell you their bullshit like its ultimate truth, they tack on at the end of a question,,
"don't you think"?
"You know"?
Not only do I not think that or know that - they just shot my disgust factor way freaking high.
At 5/18/13 09:21 PM, SmartyPants wrote: None.
Ditto
Evangelical atheist cult freaks as slaves or cannon fodder.
mandatory ownership of at least 3 weapons
an annual "purge". (like the movie).
Asian prostitute home delivery.
D&D club that meets every Friday night at a high class restaurant.
licensed mother fuckers.
official gay rights and marriage policy "none of your god damn business".
5% flat tax sales and income right down the board - absolutely no other taxes.
catch someone breaking and entering in your home, open season on their ass, everything goes.
puppet porn.
Channel your anger into something productive, I'm an angry person, have reason to be. have a hand full of fud puckers onto which I really want to dish out a world of hate and vengeful pain with a god like fury.
Channeling my anger into something creative productive or just every day necessity, helps me cope and often ticks of the McDumbasses that make my life a rage fest. (living well is the best revenge).
also laughing at cruel sick humor helps, - search around NG is full of it.
favorite angry song, - Get Set Go, "Die".
but holding it back - bottling it up never helps - don't get into this crap about its not good or right or polite, to get angry, - Its Natural. its the freak that never flies into a ball of rage that ends up wiping out the family along with the cat, dog and gold fish.
get flaming mad - just don't sit in a stew over it, use it for something, especially if it gets you away from what makes you mad.
Soylent Green is made of People!!!!
haven't read the entire thread yet, a lot to get through - but reading so far I've noticed a great omission in the skeptical atheist point of view, and that is the abuse of reductionism in there arguments.
Reductionism is an intellectual device to keep a scientific idea simple so as not to bog down facts with mind numbing details, so initial yet important ideas can be taught and understood (with the understanding that there is more in the details). Skeptics use reductionism in a manner counter to the ideal of reductionism, taking everything at face value and as the ultimate truth ignoring other details of science because it conflicts with their own ideals and possibly has a seeming connection to mysticism and the occult - ignoring the possibility that the reason a new scientific discovery sounds mystical might be that nature also effects human evolution on a psychological sociological manner. some skeptics even goes as far to ignore proven or even well stated scientific facts just to win an argument.
that to me is not skeptical or faithless - but devout and often dogmatic.
I would think (not being an atheist myself) that the atheist position would take a serious psychological evolutionary point of view. instead of dismissing it as bull $h!7 because it offends them, and in doing so acknowledge that worship and deity being in the mind can be of anything, including the scientific or reductionist proses of discovery, which if followed blindly is as bad as any fundamentalist religion, as with Richard Dawkins and James Randi.
I would cave in Alex Trebek's head with a baseball bat.
God doesn't have a dick because SHE has a pussy.
a small arsenal of tactical nuclear weapons.
nothing overly stocked 6 or 7 tactical nukes with a manual or Humvee based launcher would be fine.
that would be enough to get me what I want after the world is wasted.
just nuke one surviving community or city and the rest be obedient and fall in line.
Wish I could escape.
I live with sick twisted manipulative asswipes that wont even let me have a happy thought.
They are mentally fucked up, so they are going to make certain I am and everyone else in there life as well .
that is one of the most insanely fast luge tracks in existence, the next step after that is being fired out of a cannon.
what the Hell were they thinking building that death ride if they weren't hoping for a horrific accident to boost viewership?
All people have living organisms that live in there body - most coexist well with their host, occasionally two different breeds of the same species will mate with each other - and what is harmless for one breed is harmful to another - syphilis is such an organism, it was harmless to the native Central American population but not to Christopher Columbus and his crew who brought it back to Europe and it spread through out the population.
in the case of aids it is a rare occasion where it crossed the species boundary - viruses that cross the species boundary have a tendency to be very deadly.
the original virus was probably obtained as a typical infection, (cuts, food or air born).
some of the viruses or bacteria becoming less aggressive and eventually adapting to their host and mutating/evolving into a harmless inhabitant.
when they cross over to a new breed or species a more aggressive strain is probably more fit to survive in a new environment.
what I just said is mostly theory, but is the most commonly believed.
google - std origins - species crossing diseases - and Columbus Syphilis, from there you should find a whole lot more.
@/:^)
I'm with COCO
Team Conan
http://www.petitiononline.com/conan11/pe tition.html
and help with relief in Haiti
I was an art teacher for a private art school.
the school closed down and that ended that.
I was a hard ass, it was a private school so we only wanted serious art students.
I Love both Facebook and Myspace.
Diogenes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of _Sinope#Dog_theme
At 8/20/09 11:18 PM, jakenator85 wrote: I am God.
Dad?
Does anyone have any Jacko jokes that involve:
Bahrain; the Elephant man's Bones; Beatles and Paul McCartney;
Bubbles; the little boy statues; the little boy pron; Jesus Juice;
and other events that just back up what a truly great humanitarian he was?
Thanks.
Will his organs continue to be donated to children?
No embalming needed.
Well, at least he has practice burning.
Is there a place we can all go to hold vigil for Billy Mays?
That way the new channels can cover his death for 5 days and pay other B list Celebrities to say he was better than the Beatles and Elvis. He was definitely more talented than Jacko.
HELLO BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ELEPHANT MAN'S BONES!!!!!
Conan O'Brien Kiled Billy Mays, Ed McMahon was Johnny Carson's puppet.
2012, has nothing to do with it.
the one constant in all these deaths is the Tonight show and Conan O'Brien's mad lust for power.
or it could be this thread is moronic.
No he doesn't deserve the praise.
leave the pedophilia out of it.
anyone who grew up in the 80s remembers that Jacko was forced down everyone's throat.
you didn't have a choice. the mail order ten albums for a dollar included a Jacko album.
In the record stores a by one get one free sale ment you had to buy a Jacko album.
Grocery stores handed out free Jacko singles.
Jacko promotions were in the mail.
every TV commercial, all movie theater trailers.
his image was on everyday items, he was "Everywhere".
I got tired of it quickly and most people I knew were just sick of it.
I have been a music buff my whole life, I listen to pop rock classic alternative metal, and as an aficionado of music I have to say, he wasn't that great.
It's all razzle dazzle big productions, more the work of blockbuster action movie producers than of a musician.
He was Big Media - not great music.
just because he's dead doesn't mean his music has suddenly become good, its just people who remember the eye candy big media commercial sails pitch.
I had a growth in the brain.
Had surgery, now I'm fine.
Don't assume the worse, go see a doctor.
and even if it is bad, it still doesn't mean your are going to die, unless you give up.
If there is no Santa Clause then where do Christmas presents come from?
Answer that.
At 6/11/09 02:53 AM, Alpha-Critik wrote: You need your stomach pumped immediately. Get to the nearest hospital, tell your mom what you did, get her to drive you. Go, now!
Yeah exactly !
I did it for a girl to get some cyber booty.
I'm a conspiracy nut job.
I think racism is kept alive through the media and politics because there is no money in harmony.
Why create a cure when you can sell a thousand palliatives.
I can imagine that there is an inherited evolutionary reason for racism, but teaching has a lot to play in it.
It's easier to teach fear than it is to teach compassion.
It doesn't matter what race you are there will be some form of discrimination because if we all cooperated and had the philosophy of live and let live, how many jobs in psychiatry, Law and human resources would be lost.
It is easier to prepare people for racial tension than it is to properly educate children.
If it isn't race - then its social class - tax bracket politics religion, and most of it focus on fear.
It's about Money, Power and the fear it generates.
