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Was bored at work so I took out my sketch pad and started doodling more too come but for now...SPOONS!

I walked in on a friend having a conversation and all I heard was
"So then a slathered it in mayonnaise and put it in"
I just walked away

him!

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IT'S PIKACHU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn 9k

This is so gay why doesn't the 360 get these updates?!?!

I can walk into class on my cellphone and listening to my iPod without any consequences....also Shorts...

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At 5/23/09 08:43 AM, Jonners wrote: Epiphone is pretty much just lower Gibson, but a hell of a lot cheaper. They also do a few more styles / shapes, but a lot are kinda ugly. My advice is to go for an Ibanez Art320 or 300. They sound pretty much the same as a high end epiphone, are much cheaper, more widely available, look better and are generally nice to play. My brother has an Epiphone custom black beauty, and my twin has an Ibanez Art320 and i'd definatley say that the Ibanez is so much nicer to play. A slimmer neck means its easier to move your hand up and down (excuse the innuendo).

As for the amp, i'm not too sure, all I can say is AVOID LINE 6!! I wasted £120 on a Line 6 Spider III 30watt amp, and i was so unbeliebaly dissapointed. I'd say save up for a bit and get a well known trusted brand.

The only Ibanez I want is the Jem 555 but then again ouuuucchhhh is what my bank account would say I might end up buying a new strat and make it look like Tom Morellos Soul Power strat I have most of the parts that he used on it I just need to buy the mirror pickguard and black headstock

At 5/23/09 08:39 AM, monkeybars wrote: Gibson! All the way... first guitar though don't spend big bucks though...

D

I've had 2 Strats and a Squire so it'll be my 4

Okay so I'm interested in picking up a guitar and I was looking at the Epiphone goth Les Paul and I was wondering what's the difference between Epiphone and Gibson?
Is Epiphone a dumbed down version kinda like a Fender Squire is a dumbed down Stratocaster?
Also I want a Marshall amp but the Marshall Stack amps are waaayyy outta my price range and I was looking at the Marshall Mini-Stacks and I was wondering can I have more than 2 pedals plugged in? I have a system of about 6 pedals at once and I want to know if the amp could handle it.

Also, I've played a Gibson Les Paul but never played a Epiphone

Morning pisses after getting shit housed the night before

I'm tired of my old Stratocaster and I want something with a killswitch not a pick-up selector.
So I have a Strat and I want to buy this guys Epiphone goth Les Paul for $300, $100 more than what I spent on my used Strat.
SOO....I'm wondering if it's worth it?

Oh yea anyone need a 48-hour trial?
I got a extra from Skate 2

I created a graphic but I can't upload it and I get the broken image thumbnail and they never save!
Anyone else having this problem?

Every week......

The occasional black people stealing your football in the middle of a game and then only using it for only 10 min.

Nice knowin' you guys.....Gustav is probably gonna pwn Texas.....bye.....

I forgot how to do this...and I can't find the Major Minute where he explained it....can anyone give me some insight on it?

Whoops forgot Xbox 360

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At 6/5/08 01:08 AM, EmoNarc wrote: MY BS senses are tingling.

If not a lie though, that's pathetic. His mom should just tell him the truth -- it always ends up best that way.

This is not BS that's my cousin too lol

At 4/29/08 05:49 PM, Tramps wrote: I think it's based off a news story. One of my friends mentioned to me someone was attacked over the game.

No I was standing at the fucking door and the retard ran and swung and popped me in the eye

Also other guy was stabbed while buying the game

Well it was a normal day me and some friends were about to go buy GTA IV and outta nowhere some idiot comes running and socks me in the eye and well I called it quits I was about to run after him but he ran .I didn't buy GTA IV we left right after that.Thank god the fucktard didn't give me a shiner.

p.s.I didn't know where to put this topic

lol seriously I'm the only guy here who spends more than 100 bucks on some shoes I just bought some Air Forces for $108

GTFO and Die

At 2/2/08 10:23 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: Girlfriend

seconded

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