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How boaring is today FFS.

At 10/21/10 05:37 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: Nice one, looks like an infestation. Ohh there one near by, BRB going sharking.

Once again, Britannia rules and leads the way.

In chicks obviously.

At 10/21/10 05:28 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: I just started anti-depression medication 3 days ago. I might be able to help.

Not only are they supposed to cheer me up.... but they are supposed to help with quitting smoking, too!

I hope you don't mind me asking, but is there any more word about your spine issue?

At 10/21/10 05:02 AM, mdf99 wrote: BACKSEAT MODDING!

Being helpful is not something which I would classify as backseat modding.

Butters from South Park singing "loo loo loo I've got some apples"...

If you give them money, they will buy alcohol and or drugs.

And then lick you.

At 10/21/10 04:53 AM, Wolfos wrote:

At 10/21/10 04:49 AM, PeterM wrote: If he gets a face transplant, can he get his smell and sense of touch back?

Smell, maybe.
Touch, not on his face, no.

God, so he was effifectively made blind, dumb, deaf and paralyzed throught out his face as well??

That is no quality of life whatsoever, I feel so bad for the man.

At 10/21/10 04:50 AM, mikuru15 wrote: yeah except i didnt see the rules

Well, live and learn from it :)

If he gets a face transplant, can he get his smell and sense of touch back?

At 10/21/10 04:45 AM, mikuru15 wrote: i hate newgrounds because i tried to make a flash collab on caramelldansen but little did i know i would be blocked because i didnt qualify for a collaberator, i put so much effort into....

Did you even approach this forum before going off on a butthurt?

I'm working on:

http://eviludy.newgrounds.com/flashicons

Still an awesome box :)

Those adbrite t-shirts haven't been around for ages?

HOLY SHIT look at all that spit.

I enjoy fermented grape juice.

Great movie, pointless as fuck though.

At 10/14/10 08:40 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 10/14/10 08:28 AM, PeterM wrote: Around half of the world's population survives on a daily basis without a functioning penis.

So.. would I get a vagina? Because I mean, I wouldn't mind having a vagina.

You can have whatever you want

Around half of the world's population survives on a daily basis without a functioning penis.

Wow man, I am really sorry to hear that. I can't imagine what you're going through at the moment.

Don't freak yourself out too soon though, the itnernet always returns the worst possible outcomes when you search for stuff like this.

At 10/12/10 06:18 AM, Lucy wrote: Yeah, in my first year of uni during the first term, I'd stay up all night and end up falling asleep at about half seven in the morning. I'd wake at 5pm and my lectures for the day would have been missed.

I used to do this two or three times a week until I realised how stupid it was.

Who cares? They would have got it eventually.

Damn straight it was.

Do you give receipts?

Who's gonna drop the first "in Soviet Russia...." joke?

Star guitar by The Chemical Brothers.

I'm listening to it ATM.

At 10/11/10 05:13 AM, Piss wrote: Is this some sort of nerd/shut in achievement or something.

Yes, and people take great pride in it.

PISSFACE.

I have done nigh on 50 hours before, falling asleep after that was one of the most pleasurable things I have ever done.

Facial expression : Nuclear bomb just gone off
Object : A sponge...

Try some meditation, it's helped me out a few times when my head if a bit frazzled.

At 9/30/10 12:51 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

At 9/30/10 12:49 PM, JaY11 wrote: I had to pay £16 in custom charges last week for something I already paid around £60 for. It's fucking ridiculous.

What is customs?

Get out of my internet.

LOTS of pure orange juice will cause runny faeces. Excess sugar means the poo can't become solid.