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It's full of shite but it's designed to taste great and make you feel good in the short-run.

At 6/14/13 05:17 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

At 6/14/13 04:33 PM, Grotty wrote: A jilted lover appears!

Love is a fragile aspect of human experience. When you screw with it, don't expect them to be easy on you.

Also, you cannot respond on that account or you will ruin your 420 post.

What's all this about a 420 post? What's the significance of that number?

At 6/14/13 04:15 PM, Mizzjuicyflava wrote: Sometimes its who you know when getting your first job.

From experience, it's 90% who you know and 10% how good you are. Word of mouth is the best thing to bring up in an interview.

Happy birthday mate!

At 9/6/12 02:55 PM, mandog wrote:

So autistic? does that mean that my autism is worse?

Yes it means that your condition is particularly bad.

I never had it in the first place though.

Denial is the first stage of guilt. Good evening and good night.

At 9/6/12 02:44 PM, BumFodder wrote:

At 9/6/12 02:43 PM, PeterM wrote: Fictitious creations aren't racist.

Havent you ever played elder scrolls?

No I can't say that I have ever played that game.

At 9/6/12 02:42 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:

At 9/6/12 02:37 PM, mandog wrote: Worst thread 2012

Are you unhappy with the advice I gave you?

Don't worry, he's just so autistic he can't t understand what the original post meant.

God is fictitious.

Fictitious creations aren't racist.

It all started going downhill after they got rid of the pop-up user profiles...

At 9/6/12 02:14 PM, Rucklo wrote: THE WORLD IS ENDING IN A FEW MONTHS AND SHIT NOT TIME TO WASTE WHATCHA GUNNA DO DEM LAST FEW MONTHES WICH ZOOM WILL BE WEEKS WIL B DAYIES WIL B HOURS SECONDS THEN LOL IMMA GO GET FAT WHATCHA GUNNA DO LOL YOUR TURN GO

When are we all meant to die?

The pipe tobacco will leave tar and resin when it's burnt so it's a completely natural part of smoking a pipe.

You should have been given a cleaning set with a couple of little cloths and a few pipe cleaners (metal wires with fuzzy bits).

As said above, soak the pieces in hot water for about an hour and then use the cloths and pipe cleaners to get rid of the resin and free up any blockages.

Be careful when cleaning the joint between the bowl and the "pipe" as sometimes there is a little metal gauze there.

At 9/6/12 08:11 AM, StarPaladin wrote: Oh men and their sports.

Oh women and their seemingly sexist comments

They are soooo dreammyyy.....

I think I'll come on here after another 7 years.

Maybe.

I come back on here for 5 minutes and I see this kind of shenanigans!

Profiles used to be pop-up windows. Back in the day...

I've never heard anyone use a hashtag in proper speech before. Is it possible?

At 4/14/12 03:39 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

I accept these facts as realities because they are my reality. I realize many of you don't live in these kinds of families. I pity you. My family's realistic attitudes about death are the source of stability and security in my emotional life from which I have built a social life where I am valued for my artistic abilities and regarded with considerable respect in my local music community.

And the Oscar for delusional tendencies goes to FUNKbrs for this amazing insight.

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We should definitely celebrate the birth date of every single dead person always. Like 100million birthdays per day.

Yep great things can be done with HTML5 - animated sigs is just one of them. I would imagine that the navigational link buttons will be animated somehow.

I've had mine for a while.

This is reminiscent of the last time a redesign rolled out.

OMG it's over 100 KURICCHSSSSSSSS

Better than the first movie?

HP aren't the best makers of laptops.

Asus would be my recommendation. As would Lenovo Thinkpads, I use one for work and they are really good.

BTW, HP aren't selling off their PC hardware division. They reversed the initial decision.

It was 2am, now it's 1am. Longer to stay up all night now...

People on Japanese/Chinese forums often have postcounts in excess of 100,000 legit posts - someone has near a million but I have lost the link to the forum!

If you interpret the head in that way, then what must you think of the off-white colour stuff coming out of the guns?

At 9/20/11 08:09 AM, BumFodder wrote: Yeah because all Japanese do the same weird shit dont they?

protip, they dont

Go and hide in a corner with your sel-righteous zeno-crat.

I remember seeing this years ago on the internet; just reminded of it by a thread based around ants and spiders fighting.

Have a look - http://www.japanesebugfights.com/2-9.htm

It's an internet show where Japanese (who would have thought they were sadistic :| ?) people get two aggressive animals, normally spiders, scorpions, wasps etc etc; and make them fight to the death in a tiny cube while giving live commentary.

This sickens me nowadays because it's so needless. I'm not an animal lover or any of that crap, but this is just un-necessary. Crazy Japs.

Thoughts?