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Response to: I Hate Athiests Posted December 12th, 2004 in General

At 12/12/04 03:51 PM, Earfetish wrote: I call for the seperation of religion and internet.

Go suck a bible.

Seconded.

Response to: How Often Do You Masturbate? Posted December 9th, 2004 in General

Warg, it varies. Sometimes up to 14 times a week, sometimes as little as twice a week. It all depends on how busy I am. =D

Response to: Who goldencat really is.. Posted December 4th, 2004 in General

Josh Bedn really does just kick ass.

Response to: My cousin is not fit Posted November 30th, 2004 in General

No...she isn't 'fit' as you say...

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*fap fap fap*

Response to: those xmas gifts u arent getting Posted November 30th, 2004 in General

A live-bladed katana.

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*cries*

Response to: What is wrong with gay marriage? Posted November 29th, 2004 in Politics

Sexual orientation is something you can't help, so why can't gay people have what straight people have?

Also, Jesus himself never said anything against homosexuality. Just people in the Bible did, and that isn't necessarily true. 'nuff said.

Response to: Signs you spend too long on NG Posted November 29th, 2004 in General

You expect threads like these to be funny.

Response to: These Gothic teenagers are serious! Posted November 29th, 2004 in General

Prepubescent angst...how bloody funny.

Response to: Got the house to myself today!! Posted November 27th, 2004 in General

Once upon a time I was home alone. One thing I did was not masturbate.

Response to: Who shall die? a quiz Posted November 27th, 2004 in General

A dog or a rat?

Rat.

A dog or an inmate on death row?

Inmate.

OJ or Martha?

OJ.

Your least favorite moderator, or the most recent joiner to NG?

Moderator.

Osama bin Laden or Kofi Annan?

Who is Kofi Annan?

Kofi Annan or George Bush?

George Bush.

Your mother or your father?

No clue.

A KKK member or an illegal immigrant?

A KKK.

A French person or an Arabic person?

...

A white mobster or black gangster?

A white mobster.

Me or you?

You.

Response to: 'The Return of Ganondorf' Posted November 27th, 2004 in General

At 11/27/04 03:44 PM, -Diddy- wrote: Yeah all of LF's stuff is amazing

</sarcasm>

Response to: 17 Years For Being Gay. Posted November 27th, 2004 in General

At 11/27/04 03:18 PM, Tremour wrote: Finally, I've been saying for years we should lock up those fagg.....

Never mind, I'm thinking of jews, carry on.

Go kill yourself.

R u teh j00 Posted November 25th, 2004 in General

I don't hate them, I just hate the smoke. Why should you just automatically hate them because they smoke? That's sad.

Response to: How can life be so weird? Posted November 25th, 2004 in General

Because, of course, you touch yourself at night.

Response to: 13-15 year olds shouldn't be on NG Posted November 25th, 2004 in General

At 11/14/04 12:19 AM, liquid_flash3 wrote: im 13 but im not a whiteboy whos gone get a honda civic and put strobelights on it, blah-de-blah-de-blah....

You're illiterate though.

Response to: Tom Fulp came 2 my house 2day!! Posted November 25th, 2004 in General

At 11/25/04 12:30 PM, TomFulp wrote: I can't believe this topic has eight pages of replies in less than 24 hours. :)

YES, I did hand deliver Alien Hominid and a box of figurines to StealthBeast yesterday! I hung out for over three hours before heading out to... you guessed it... Go drinking with my friends!

It was a good afternoon!

...

Oi, you. Visit my house as well. All you need to do is find a way to get across the Atlantic Ocean.

Response to: George Bush is coming to my city. Posted November 25th, 2004 in General

GET THE CHAINSAW

Response to: Creamy's Guide to Leaving school!!! Posted November 24th, 2004 in General

1. Break your teacher's neck.
******STOP******

Response to: Out smarting females is still easy Posted November 24th, 2004 in General

My advice is: Rape the pumpkin pie.

Response to: girls why do they turn you down? Posted November 24th, 2004 in General

Girls turn you down because...you touch yourself at night. =D

Girls also turn you down because you suck.

Response to: This girl is fucked up Posted November 21st, 2004 in General

At 11/21/04 04:37 PM, LiL_ReEpEr_SnIpEr wrote: ahh in englesh plz

Ironically, you just spelt "English" wrong.

Response to: This girl is fucked up Posted November 21st, 2004 in General

Anybody can tell this guy fails by his username alone.

Response to: ill draw you as good as nobody Posted November 21st, 2004 in General

This topic fails.

Response to: 1 hour left to live Posted November 7th, 2004 in General

I would mutilate Bedn.

Response to: Dick Cheney is a great man Posted November 7th, 2004 in General

Dick Cheney gets me hard.

Response to: Here is an idea for Tom Fulp Posted November 7th, 2004 in General

Because you touch yourself at night!

Response to: Last 2 Men on Earth Posted November 4th, 2004 in NG News

I am disgusted, in particular by the last reviewer. People complain about gay sex, when they rave about men and women having sex. How ironic.

Response to: Im Back and i hav sum things to say Posted November 4th, 2004 in General

At 11/4/04 11:31 AM, dawsdani wrote: bush is still in office because he is ten times better than kerry

You make me laugh and fall off my chair, right-winger.

Response to: um, wtf Posted November 4th, 2004 in General

That's a really nasty fetish.

Response to: I love you all. Posted October 31st, 2004 in General

At 10/30/04 11:32 PM, Coolboyryans wrote: GET AWAY FROM ME!!

I love everybody except you, because you are a homophobe.