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Response to: Me and my girlfriend are through. Posted January 27th, 2005 in General

Really, this isn't the place you should look for sympathy or honest, good advice.

Don't beat yourself up about it. Love and the ending of love are normal humanoid emotions. I always try to resist them so I'm not normal.

Response to: Kinda upset Posted January 26th, 2005 in General

May I ask what the point in this is, anyway? Your alias is so similar it's obvious you're using an alt, which will get you banned for longer.

Response to: Kinda upset Posted January 26th, 2005 in General

Reviving old topics is against the rules. Moron.

Response to: Johnny Carson has died Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Guess what?

I don't care.

Response to: Livecorpse died this afternoon. Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Could comebody please inform me as to why this topic has been revived?

Response to: MSN have been hacked. Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

You can log into MSN now, in case you hadn't noticed.

Response to: MSN have been hacked. Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Oh look, MSN has fucked itself over like it does every few weeks. Therefore, it has been hacked, despite the fact there is no evidence.

I mean, you've said it, so it must be true, eh?

Sarcasm ensues.

Response to: Urgent!I Am Shutting This Site Down Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

This is an alt account, but anyway:

You can't sue Newgrounds because your son is 18, and thus can post naked pictures of himself if he wants and it won't be illegal. So it isn't child molestation.

Feel free to shut the fuck up.

Response to: Urgent!I Am Shutting This Site Down Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

At 1/23/05 01:35 PM, NOOBIS wrote: 14 and 6 is still molestation... trust me... i know -_-

It's not counted as paedophilia unless you're 16 and over and the victim is under 14.

Owned.

Response to: Urgent!I Am Shutting This Site Down Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

At 1/23/05 12:03 PM, MrsTzu wrote: You rascals will meet your maker, and her name is Theresa Tzu.

And you also suck.

Response to: Urgent!I Am Shutting This Site Down Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

At 1/23/05 11:54 AM, -Cobalt- wrote: Well he must be some kind of little kid in order to come running for his mum, and you must be over 13 to come to this site anyway. I dont see many 13+ kids go running around crying to their parents.

You just shot yourself in the foot.

OWNED.

MrsTzu, feel free to STFU.

Response to: Best msn convo ever Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

More reasons why you should actually sign out if you are using a shared computer.

Response to: I'm Jesus Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Jesus was a lesbian; I cybered him.

I am Jesus.

In other words, I am a male lesbian and I cybered myself.

Response to: How Many Times A Day Do You Jack It Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

I managed 6 shots in 24 hours once.

But usually once or twice a day.

Response to: Urgent!I Am Shutting This Site Down Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

Unfortunately, nobody is going to listen to you.

And what exactly do you mean by 'forced'? You can simply close down the sevrer, leave the forum, or get off the computer, and nobody can access you.

In conclusion, your child is feeble and you are overprotective.

Response to: MSN 7.0 not working? Posted January 23rd, 2005 in General

6.2 isn't working for me, or, it would appear, anybody else.

It's because Microsoft sucks.

Response to: Relationships suck complete ass Posted January 22nd, 2005 in General

Attention-whore.

Response to: Legendary Frog in Car Crash Posted January 22nd, 2005 in General

At 1/21/05 06:30 PM, -Shadic- wrote: He made the best flash, I have him in my favorite authors section for The Matrix has you and the Matrix still has you. Well, He's in a better place now... :' ( Let's pay our respects here.

You fail so much.

Response to: Legendary Frog in Car Crash Posted January 20th, 2005 in General

I AM SO HAPPY!

Response to: I'm a girl. Posted January 20th, 2005 in General

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Response to: Spirituality Test Posted January 20th, 2005 in General

This test fails.

Response to: Teenage girls: Why are you all dumb Posted January 19th, 2005 in General

What you just said was so true, it was funny.

Response to: Underages! Posted January 16th, 2005 in General

People under 13 are annoying anyway.

Response to: I just made out with... Posted January 16th, 2005 in General

At 1/16/05 03:03 PM, NanoBeer wrote: u should read the bible and ask God for forgiveness for u petty sin.

You idiot fundamentalist.

Response to: American idiot - overrated. Posted January 16th, 2005 in General

Your face - overrated

Sorry. I just had to say that...

Response to: How long will Newgrounds last?? Posted December 24th, 2004 in General

At 12/24/04 10:22 AM, Po0ter wrote: Ok...i was jus wondering. im not a noob

Yeah. You are.

Response to: Post a pic of your girlfriend! Posted December 24th, 2004 in General

*cough*

Here's my little girl. Ain't she cute?

Response to: How good are you with Girls? Posted December 23rd, 2004 in General

At 12/23/04 11:29 AM, murbo_clown wrote: ROFL! YOU BOTH MUST HAVE FAILED ENGLISH!!!! IT'S HUMOR, NOT HUMOUR!!

You fuckhead, 'humour' is the English spelling; 'humor' is the American spelling.

By the way, this 'JenniferLopez' person is a man. It's obvious.

Response to: Firefox or IE? Posted December 21st, 2004 in General

Firefox. It's much prettier.

Response to: I Hate Athiests Posted December 12th, 2004 in General

At 12/12/04 02:40 PM, TriangleMan wrote: Why don't you marry another man, get pregnant and have an abortion you dirty sinner. Just accept Jesus into your heart, or is that too hard for your puny mind to comprehend?

If you truuly 'accepted Jesus into your heart', wouldn't you accept homosexuals, just like Jesus would have done?

Aha. Pwned.