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How unoriginal.

It happens every few weeks, it's really no cause for concern.

It should be back up in a few hours.

At 1/1/05 02:56 AM, pvtpile wrote: dudes definatly the chicken wheres the egg ganna come from like a lizard with like some weird sexualy generated disease and a nother lizard?and yes my sig sucks its like only temparary while i make a new on and this is the only post im going to have on this topic cause i seem to get banned alot and happy new years

Message from pvtpile:
umm gay people should die and freken police natonal gaurd and navy faggots thad be cool

Go kill yourself.

On to my Two Cents, I think the egg came first. Why? Well, if we take evolution into mind, all evolution would have taken place in the egg. Something would have come before the chicken. This would've evolved and evolved and eventually become the chicken as we know it today.

I see no reason why anybody should have to debate this any further.

At 2/6/05 12:03 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote:

At 2/5/05 11:46 PM, DavSngSorrow wrote: being gay is not a disease! you fucking a-holes need to learn that

yes it is.

No, it isn't.

It really isn't.

At 2/7/05 12:48 PM, McPaper wrote: yay to bump an old topic. i think.

The post before mine was posted about 2 hours before mine. That wasn't bumping an old topic.

Pitiful.

Pokemon?!

Even Jesus is laughing.

At 2/3/05 04:25 PM, Quare wrote: This man lies! I am yesus. Jesus' brother. He's sitting next to me here, smoking a joint...

*punches you in the face*

PROOF

Title says it all; I am Jesus, and I am, in fact, typing from heaven.

Discuss.

At 1/29/05 11:17 AM, PsychloMajin wrote: Why haven't you answered the letters I keep sending for you to kill George Bush and his family?

I can't kill Bush! He's the one that gives me oral pleasure!

At 1/29/05 11:11 AM, -0706- wrote:

At 1/29/05 11:10 AM, __Maplin wrote: I'm typing from heaven, silly.

Wireless conection sucks doesn't it?

Yes. :(

At 1/29/05 11:08 AM, -0706- wrote: Want a snickers? Not like you are going anywhere for you are dead.

I'm typing from heaven, silly.

Question one: Do you recognise that I am Jesus?
Question two: Do you recognise that 'the second coming' sounds incredibly dirty?

The one entitled "And I continue to be Jesus" that I created about 6 minutes ago.

Yes, you heard me right, I'm still Jesus.

Deathsaw, I recognise that you're my father--but who is my mother? I must search for the truth!

To those of you who post stupid comments, don't bother, because I'll send you to hell!

Uh...discuss.

At 1/28/05 05:00 PM, Iscrulz wrote: Ebauamworld is the 3rd best site !)Maddox @) Newdgrounds #) Efagsworld.

Remember to not press the shift key if you're intending to type numbers.

At 1/28/05 04:44 PM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: Everyone says this simply because it doesn't have the best layout and user friendly navigation. I strongly disagree.

Actually, I said it because I feel the content itself sucks.

It doesn't matter, because Ebaumsworld sucks.

I dislike pathetic stabs at being witty.

Last night, I posted a topic stating that I had come to a solid conslusion that I was Jesus.

I feel that just because the topic died doesn't mean you have to hesitate to worship me.

Discuss.

NOTE- If you say that I'm not really Jesus at all, I'll send you to hell!

You claim you're in love with him when you've known him for only a few days.

Don't ask him out; hanging yourself would certainly be a better option.

"I'm not prejudiced againsts the Americans, I just hate the fuckers."

I think anti-Americanism mostly derives from stereotypes, e.g. all Americans being lazy, Christian fundamentalists, neo-conservative etc.

At 1/27/05 04:07 PM, Mr_Iggy wrote: wheres that pony i asked for??

Inside me.

Of course.

At 1/27/05 04:05 PM, Modnar wrote: Why? if you dont mind explaining, then do it, otherwise I'll go to your house and attach a cross to your back.

I am Jesus because I say I am. That should be solid enough evidence.

At 1/27/05 04:04 PM, Deathsaw wrote: No. I' M JESUS...............'s dad steve. SON!!!!! I HAVE FOUND YOU!!!!

No, there may only be one Jesus, and that's me.

So there.

Out of the blue, I have come to the solid conclusion that I am Jesus.

Discuss.

At 1/27/05 03:58 PM, -PYRO- wrote: voice not broken yet.didnt think so,no pubic hairs.no didnt think so,now fuck off

Go hang yourself.

At 1/27/05 03:52 PM, __Maplin wrote: Heh...I thought it said 'creamed' in my face then.

If that were the case, the titl would have certainly made more sense.

Title, even.

Heh...I thought it said 'creamed' in my face then.

If that were the case, the titl would have certainly made more sense.

No.

You should drag her into the woods and rape her. That always helps.