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Homosexuality is nature's very own birth control.

The Siths are a bunch of Jews.

At 9/28/05 11:51 AM, commiekiller90 wrote: sick, very sick. its sick just imagining it. i hope you get banned

Really? I don't.

At 9/28/05 11:24 AM, DanAbnormal wrote: ...when you go onto the daily updated porn site and say "What the fuck?! They've shown this clip before!"

I did that once. =D

At 9/28/05 11:51 AM, Sa1nt wrote: Seemed kind of retarded to me, although im a memer of the SA forums so i read posts like that all the time, nothing new here.

Yeah, except the difference between me and those posts on the SA forums is that I'm not bullshitting.

Damn, I didn't get to see the design.

At 9/28/05 11:48 AM, ikillforfun wrote: wth is the point in this?

it seems ur just telling us about what you did, the reason u got banned was spamming, yet u spam yet again, you have learned nothing!

Well done for completely missing the point, douche.

At 9/28/05 11:43 AM, Hanshinboy wrote: This is not the Dear Penthouse website. . . all right mods ban this MOFO !

You're so hurtful. ='(

I thought this post was spiritually enlightening...I guess some people can't take such touching stories correctly.

I was browsing through the BBS, making random posts about rape, when I suddenly got this:

You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 3 days. You have 2 days, 14 hours, 36 minutes and 57 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: Lots of one word or one liner posts just so you can incorporate rape into it. -Maus

And I thought to myself, "you know, Maus has a point. I really do make too many posts about rape. Perhaps I should turn over a new leaf."

Yet I was faced with a certain dilemma: What would I be obsessed with, if not rape? I considered new mind sets for a long period of time, but to no avail.

At my wit's end, I decided to go get a takeaway and go for a walk in the park. So I went to Love At First Bite and got a donner kebab and ate it while walking in the park.

In the park, some whorish females started following me and giggling, as if to make fun of my looks by pretending that they were really besotted with me. This highly offended me, so I turned around to confront them.

As I walked to them, I pulled out some of the meat out of my donner kebab, ripped her trousers off and shamelessly started thrusting the meat into her soggy, moist vagina. Her friend ran off screaming.

The girl I was putting the meat (no pun intended) inside started letting off small, slightly supressed screams and shouts and I placed this meat further up her vagina, all the way up into her ovaries. This got me off immensely, and I couldn't hold it in anymore. I took my huge, veiny penis out of my trousers and put it inside her ass (without lube because lube is for the weak). This made her scream harder because my penis is so enormous, it ripped the skin of her anus and I got it so far inside her, I could feel it brush against the beginning of her large intestine. While my penis pumped her ass out, I continued to blitz her vagina with the donner meat. It was so far in now, I could feel the mucus from her vagina halfway up my arm.

But then, suddenly, I felt a sharp kick in my face. I figured it was her boyfriend standing over me, his face so livid and purple. Then he kicked my ribs.

Then I got angry. With a highly bruised chest and a horrible nose bleed, I rugby tackled him down and began to rape his face mercilessly. But not just his mouth; his nostrils, too.

Man, this got me so worked up. I decided to do my final pounding before orgasm up his left nostril. I pounded it so hard, it ripped right into the interior of his skull. I came a huge load right into his brain which actually overflowed the whole head and made a puddle on the ground.

This left both him and his girlfriend dead, or at least in a coma, because after that they made no movements or signs of life whatsoever.

And as I walked out of the park, I knew it was only right to say to myself, with dignitiy and truth, "job well done."

At 9/27/05 01:49 AM, DarkLlama wrote: Alienize me.

I think we may have been separated at birth.

My very own lookalike. ='D

That was so hot.

Because it was kind of like rape.

_NOIR is a fatass.

His ass is so fat I can't rape it.

Well, I'm not sure of you, but I'd rape precisely 3,849 cats.

At 9/25/05 07:40 AM, xij wrote: THE SCORE IS 7 Tom and to Dan

How old are you, eight?

At 9/25/05 07:16 AM, Kazera wrote: Are you mad at me because you're gay? That's probably the reason. You take things too seriously, man. I wouldn't care if some gay guy was making fun of me for being straight.

It was pretty obvious you were being at least semi-serious. And I'm not actually gay, so you're wrong there as well.

At 9/25/05 07:05 AM, Kazera wrote: Well, lemme put it this way: gay ppl suck (literally...ewww), and they are not socially acceptable. Besides- why would straight ppl like me like gay ppl? Here's a homophobic rap I made earlier this night to tell to a gay supporter earlier:

Huh. Maybe if you weren't so insecure you'd be able to spend time doing things useful like hanging yourself.

At 9/25/05 06:54 AM, Kazera wrote: loljkrofllmfao but you gotta admit a bunch of guys talking about SHAMPOO of all things is just a TAD GAY, don't you think?

What's wrong with it being a tad gay?

That's nothing.

At 9/25/05 06:43 AM, Newground_Freak wrote: I sence a noob in the force...

This is funny because he signed up before you.

At 9/25/05 06:39 AM, Newground_Freak wrote:

At 9/25/05 06:37 AM, Autechre-GHAE wrote: RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE< OMG NO IMAGINATION WHATSOEVER!!

perhaps .................................... No.

You enjoyed it yesterday, dearie.

At 9/25/05 06:37 AM, Kazera wrote: I r ghey

Nobody cares what you think.

Cheer up, emo kid. Will a rape up the ass make you feel better?

I'm sorry for your loss, but nobody can resist my gigantic p3n0r. Sorry.

She's good at being raped several times per evening, by the way.

At 9/25/05 06:03 AM, Kazera wrote: most white suburbanite ppl at NG think it's cool to say they do drugs even though they don't so I think it's safe to say ur lyin and a stupid poser.

Actually, you're wrong there. You see, I smoke pot at all possible times (read: all the time) because I am HARDCORE. Just look at how HARDCORE I am.

At 9/25/05 06:22 AM, Sodium_01 wrote: ah, so thats why my ass hurts. next time use lube!!!

Lube is for the weak

At 9/25/05 06:20 AM, Newground_Freak wrote: We all love you Maplin!! ^.^

Yeah, I love me too.

Yeah, stop this whole "rape" thing pleez

You know you like it.

Because I rape everybody in their sleep.

All girls need to be raped

At 9/24/05 12:37 PM, revexe wrote: You must really hate yourself, considering that you were a baby once.

Oh! I tought you knew it!

Yeah, I hate myself from when I was a baby.

You just failed.

At 9/24/05 01:13 PM, X-Fart wrote: that's what happens to all tv series's ......they get worse as they progress.....(except for family guy)

Family Guy haven't been around for 17 years.