3,004 Forum Posts by "Peter-II"
At 11/14/05 12:13 PM, Dumbass_Dude wrote: why was the washing MACHINE laughing? cos it was taking the piss outta the knickers.
That's not funny at all.
At 11/14/05 10:13 AM, SheffieldWednesday wrote: This Earth is screwed, one way or another.
Oh noes
1. Global warming (could Wipe out man)
Doesn't mean the earth is screwed.
2. The Sun will Explode in 2 billion years
5 billion years. Oh noes.
3. This Galaxy could collide with another Gallaxy Pushing earth to outer space or frying us with the sun
Oh noes.
4. Black holes
It would take a very, very long time. Oh noes.
So in what ever way this planet is screwed, so i say make the most of it
Oh noes.
if global warming does not kill us. Something in space will
If not a nuclear war. Forgot to mention that, didn't you, hmm Punpkin?
Kiss your sorry ass good bye.
We'll probably be dead before any of this happens, cockshit. Even though global warming could potentially wipe us out in our lifetime, that doesn't mean "the earth is screwed".
Stop making topics.
A medium rare of sirloin.
Mm.
Or rib-eye.
At 11/13/05 04:34 PM, -Sickair- wrote: I had I girl in my school die about a year ago name Gianna Mason or something. I didn't know her though but I still feel bad. Btw sorry about ur friend.
You felt bad about someone you didn't know dying?
Why the hell don't you feel absolutely terrible for the millions of other people dying every day, then?
At 11/13/05 04:18 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I have heard quite a few death news today. WWE superstar Eddie Guerrero also died earlier today. Life is precious. I feel sorry for all of the peole who died and I appreciate God that I am still alive.
Yeah. Two deaths. That's a lot for one day.
:0
Holy shit, two clouds just passed by.
Two motherfucking clouds.
Dude, I'm a musher too. Maybe we could like, mush together sometime.
At 11/13/05 03:14 PM, DeadPixels wrote: Here's a screenshot from MSN
Your MSN friends suck ass.
Tell them that.
At 11/13/05 03:31 PM, automblaze wrote: yes i do i have posted a flash on another site this crap face comes and ses u suck and im like stfu noob
Shut up.
It doesn't take a flash maker to be able to review a movie well, you asshat.
SCD is better as a normal member anyway.
Let's all get drunk and forget our troubles!
At 11/13/05 01:32 PM, Chris_Aldin wrote: Okay.......i really dont know what to say to a gay story like that.
Yeah, my story's definitely "gay". Smacktard. Fuck, it isn't even a story.
I highly doubt any of thats true, and even if its meant not to be true, why even say it. Personally it was totally stupid, and COMPLETELY pointless on all levels.
Apart from my own (and perhaps others') entertainment, of course.
Just why? Why say any of that? Its gross, pointless and flat out retarded.
That's kind of the point.
What else can i say? ....
Well, you could say "I'M FUCKING RETARDED", I figure that would get your point across much better.
Is there anything that doesn't get you off?
No.
I know this is from Ebamusworld, but I don't care
You unoriginal? Retard.
do you get off on gay legless midget porn?
Yes.
Intellegence. That' s why he dosent have any.
*intelligence
Not all sex offenders are black!!
BRIAN NOOOOO
Hey, it's a picture of my partner in rape!
At 11/13/05 01:01 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Remind me to carry a gun with me everywhere...
Guns are useless against me. The bullets get me off.
At 11/13/05 12:56 PM, -Finners- wrote: Is that because your penis is tiny?
No, my penis is a staggering 52 inches long and 20 inches wide.
If you ever walk out into the street, you'll see me, about to anally rape you.
This is because I am a sex offender.
Oh yeah, I'm black too. All sex offenders are black.
Most of the time you'll find me driving around, in my stereotypically suspicious looking car, picking up children. Children are my favourites.
Oh, how I love children. I love how they have no pubic hair, so their sexual organs are pure. I love their screams when I put in their asses / vaginas/ mouths / urethras. I love how they never really know what's going on. I love how they'll always obey when I tell them to say "I want to feel you deep inside me". I love their small holes.
Oh god how I love children. They're my favourites.
Another thing: LUBE IS FOR THE WEAK. Anyone who uses lube is a fucking pussy. I don't care if it hurts, pain is a good thing. Become a masochist (or a sadist if you're the one on top) if you don't like it already. I know an easy way to become a masochist: say to yourself, "I R SECKZULLI DEPRIVEDZ" and then close your eyes and count to three. then you'll be a masochist.
Whether I'm raping the vagina, arse, mouth, eye(s), urethra, ear(s), nose or cat, I never use lube. Ever. I enjoy the screaming sounds coming from the other end. It gets me off.
Another thing that gets me off: blood. I love it when my victims bleed. Good god, it makes my body put another litre or so of blood inside my already enormous penis. Another thing that gets me off is feces. I love to make my victims shit on my cock. It gets me off.
The next time I rape someone, I'll be sure to notify someone. I haven't raped somebody for months; my sperm-bloated testicles can't take much more of this deprivation.
So, the next time your sixth sense is telling you "OMG U GONNA GET RAPED", look behind you. I'll guarantee you I'll be there.
At 11/10/05 08:57 PM, jeff_wilson wrote: dude kind of forgot about newgrounds for a while i used to come here all the time back when the flash portal never even existed
So you came here before you were eight?
FAIL
At 11/13/05 11:22 AM, Asswipe3210 wrote: yea, i expect the birds to die. the flue kills them. but that doesn't mean it can kill us, if we just DONT EAT THE FUCKING PARROT.
Ever heard of 'mutation'?
Moron.
You can hide out at my place. I live in Manchester, too.
At 11/6/05 04:30 PM, the_order_of_chaos wrote: no
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER ODF CRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER ODF CRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
The power odf Christ compels me?
Sorry, your horrible spelling kind of rendered your speech meaningless.
At 11/6/05 05:43 PM, Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:At 11/6/05 05:42 PM, waffledude18 wrote: Great idea! If we put lamb blood on our doors, he might pass us and spare the first born son.My one weakness...
AHA! We have a way to protect the enlightened ones!
Christmas draws near, my comrades! Prepare yourselves!
Well, they're better than most popular indie today.
I hate The Killers.
http://www.livejourn..m/users/emobitch666/
Fuck, this is amazing.
Boxers. Much easier to get your dick out for fapping purposes.
At 11/13/05 07:14 AM, HilariousGenocide wrote: First the Free Gay Ezine ad, now this.
Hey, don't diss the free gay ezine.
I'd buy a male prostitute, meself.
