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At 1/13/11 07:09 PM, DavidFulp wrote:

At 1/13/11 07:06 PM, PesterMeNot wrote:

At 1/13/11 07:04 PM, DavidFulp wrote: You can do it with firefox.
Look for a tutorial on google.

I've done this, I swear... Used to do it all the time with windows XP and Vista

I'm using Windows 7 now and I'm lost...

Please help

Lazy motherfucker...

Thank you very much, I was lost and confused and appreciate your help.

At 1/13/11 07:04 PM, DavidFulp wrote: You can do it with firefox.
Look for a tutorial on google.

I've done this, I swear... Used to do it all the time with windows XP and Vista

I'm using Windows 7 now and I'm lost...

Please help

I lost the original copy of a flash I submitted, is there a way to get one from ng?

How's this for cutting edge tech on your wrist?

At 9/15/09 09:10 AM, Tramps wrote:

At 9/15/09 09:08 AM, tommo5652 wrote: why are we here,

Because we signed up.

what are we meant to do,

Post.

why do we have brains that can think independantly,

Because if everybody posted the same, the BBS would be boring.

why are we unique,

Our usernames.

why cant we all get along

Because some people are vicious trolls.

and why do we have feelings.

So people can get butthurt.

It's time for a haiku to the creator:

I worship you now.
You are the great creator.
Have my baybees please.

Everyone, please tell the creator they are worshipped else our mindless, selfish lives shall be for naught!

At 9/16/09 01:47 AM, Keegz wrote: Maybe you should just go over to his place and ask him about it.

...He has candy.

I have Pokemon cards...

At 9/16/09 04:11 AM, Funzo123 wrote: I think it would be pretty cool to get some Storm Trooper Armor for us larger guys, the stuff that Big W and shit is not big enough :(.

v--- him.

Definitely C, Angelina Jolie.

My take on teh sicheeayshun!
I like sharing!

Have fun!

At 3/14/08 07:40 AM, BobbyGainsbourg wrote:

if i disagree with another person's religious beliefs then they're wrong and stupid and i'm awesome!

I completely agree.

God bless cheap fermented tramp piss.

It's not called "acting white"

It's called being smart

Too many people and too many twits,
(I myself am a moron, just to get that out quick).
I wish they would all crawl back under their rocks,
just leave chat alone, and whack off in their socks.

I thought long and hard
about what I should write.
I read all your posts
(although some weren't quite right).

I've been logging onto NG
for just a few years,
I've met some good friends
(though most are just queers).

I wish I had space
to mention you all,
To make note of those
of whom I can recall.

Alas, for poor me,
I forgot to keep logs
And many who deserve it
will be left from this blog...

You know, nevermind,
And fuck ALL you fuckers,
Keep slinging the shit,
And make fun of NEW suckers!

At 1/31/06 04:10 PM, Chireko wrote:

At 1/31/06 03:06 PM, TBF wrote: Do any women ever have a positive outlook on anything? Does nothing make you happy?

No but if you do what ever we say usually makes us happy.

I can't figure out why the bad always has to outweigh the good with females, no matter how much good is going on you always seem to concentrate on the negative aspects of everything.

Because we can think of 5 different things at once no matter how much we try to block out the 'bad' know I tried.

You are one example of evolution gone wrong, please slit your wrists and/or get over it.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW ME A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO BE HAPPY?

No but good luck though.

If you would grow up a little, and quit acting like you are the center of a universe gone wrong, this "I know, I tried" shit wouldn't be an issue.
See a psycghologist, take some meds, do whatever, but GET OVER IT!
I think that girls like you give women a bad name.
If you weren't so obsessed with feeling like crap about yourself, you might actually be happy! OMFG!
Can you truly tell me you've never enjoyed life?
I think if you quit letting what other people do affect your happiness, and started living for yourself, making yourself happy, you might actually be so.

Quit being emo, "guys made me this way!"
Quit being so, "Guys who don't care break my heart!"
If you would quit going after guys who don't give a shit about you, you might meet a nice guy!
Nerds, geeks, and dorks are really unpopular, but do you actually know any of them?

If all women suck ass, why did I get married?
If I was wrong to get married, why am I happy?
Am I not supposed to be happy? Is that where I fucked up...?
Maybe I should get a divorce and be miserable, yeah that's the answer!

Everyone recognizes Tom Selleck on site, OR ELSE!

Tom Selleck pooped in the woods once, that spot is now known as the Swiss Alps.

HA!

Tom Selleck doesn't get the flu, the flu gets Tom Selleck.

Tom Selleck never sired any children, once a woman is impregnated the child instantly becomes an adult.

There...

Oh, well, I tried...

heheh, "no ban me, it's just an opinion! Go free speech!"

so hawt.

At 1/18/06 01:09 PM, Back_Door_Baron wrote: I love cooking, but the last time I tried to electronically send food my DVD drive was fucked up for months. And that was just a sammich-- think of the problems I'd have if I tried to e-mail you some gazpacho.

My friend's kid tried to play a peanut butter sandwich in the VCR once...

Ahhhh, Yoink...

OMG! I wanna kill myself too!
/me does a f$@#ing action...
lolomgkthxbai<3

An infinite in science = a line

A line is a beam that runs on an infinite course in opposite directions... Which is also a math example as well.