At 10/18/09 01:55 PM, Xatanxa wrote:

At 10/18/09 01:48 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: Hah. Your friend took a pro-suicide site serriously enough to actually do it.

Natural selection at its finest.

Your a prick, I speak for most here.

Nah, thats his opinion, if I didn't want people saying things like that I wouldn't have put it up here, thanks to those who answered, I knew this was a bit of a longshot

My friend hanged himself a few days ago and he did it because of a pro suicide site. I have been trying to find this site ever since because I need the closure, not because I'm trying to kill myself, so any help would be appreciated.

At 10/8/09 05:32 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Speaking of PS3 games, you're gonna want to check out the PS3 Lounges *directs Ismael towards second line of my sig*. Click on PS3 Lounge. Also here are some games I recommend:

1) UT3
2) Prototype
3) Beowulf
4) Jason & The Argonauts
5) God Of War
6) L A I R
7) Assassin's Creed

I second all of these, truly they are some of the best, the call of duty series is also a good addition to any collection if you like multiplayer first person shooters, Bioshock and Infamous are pretty kickass too. Now, I'm off to get in touch with this PS3 lounge again, kinda forgot it was there 0.o

Ok, I've made a resolution to voice my opinion more in this thread, enough lurking for me

At 10/1/09 02:23 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st October 2009
Heh, sorry for this late roster guys. I was working out some minor....(And major) kinks of which I got stuck on. I do really apologise if anything is wrong in this roster, its much bigger than I actually presumed and I bow down to Ismael's superiority of knowing how to do it so well!

Explain to me how it is late, did I miss a meeting? Just let me mention though that I really admire your persistence in using Excel, I always did the old NGPD rosters on paper, with a calculator, couldn't wrap my head around Excel

Well I guess I'd best let you have your roster then. Here you go guys....P.S Don't eat me if I got something wrong :'(

Well, I was planning to eat you anyway so...

20] 05,894 | 0,026 | 00.9 | - 0.90 TheThing Sgt. -1
21] 05,519 | 0,081 | 02.7 | + 2.73 SoulMaster71 Sgt. -1
22] 04,816 | 0,014 | 00.5 | ???? Caraboo Cpl.
23] 04,714 | 0,690 | 23.0 | ???? perfect-insanity Cpl.
24] 04,177 | 0,551 | 18.4 | + 18.37 KingExodus Cpl.

My place is pretty much tied down, and it should be relatively easy to move up

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,531
Coop83 - 1,340
EagleRock - 1,292
Lizzardis - 1,060
SlntCobra1 - 719

ARGH!! I was so close, and I'd have had it too if it wasn't for that Comms assignment last night

Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (9), Coop83 (8), Lizzardis (2)

You guys are nuts, 8 and 9 months?! wow... I'm a little jealous

Total Gain for the month = 10,738
That's 346.4 points per day, or 11.2 per day per member.

Still pulling my weight :)

Thanks Liz, and they do get easier, way back when it wasn't uncommon for me to do 20 names in half an hour for a roster, mind you this was after 20 or so rosters

I also have a portal related question, I remember being able to download the files submitted to the flash portal by changing the web address in the address bar. Is this still the case, or was it ever the case, and if we aren't supposed to talk about it I'm sorry for bringing it up.

At 9/20/09 03:42 PM, A-Wahl wrote: Hey, guys. Got a stolen flash here.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 2090
Stolen from:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 7295
I gotta get reading those stories!

yeah those have come in at least once a day for the past week or so, same flash different account, I'd have said something but I can never find a link when I go to post

At 9/20/09 11:46 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

Turd of the week + most of these = better whistle.

Yeah, but the turd isn't the only place where there are an abundance of abusive reviews. There are plenty in the portal listing for yesterday's submissions, and I think I'll have a look at those guidelines, it has been a while.

M'kay? M'kay.

M'kay.

Woo 400 pages, not quite sure that i can count that high in my current state. It's county fair weekend around here, infer hat you will, my story is that I'm tired as fuck, and I'm sticking to it. I think I applied around 110, been a while it has. Also, I've joined the penis wagon Liz |
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that means new sig, sort of

At 9/16/09 03:45 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Hey all. It's been an okay time in here, I guess. Can't say I really enjoyed most of it, but anyhow.
I'm requesting to be taken off the memberlist of the EGB, and for my account at the private forums to be deleted.

Thanks a ton.

Well, if that's how you feel I won't try and convince you to stay.It'd be nice to know why you feel this way, but I can live without, gonna miss you though, you might not have liked it here but you were great to have around

Have a wonderful existence :)

Wow, I never knew that there were so many talented writers around in this thread, great reading should I ever get a break in college. I did manage to read parts from everyone's work, really wish I had a moment or two to sit and read, or even write my own.

And, it's very nice to see you back Eagle, heard of you, but haven't been around while you've been in, hope things work out so you can be active for a time.

At 9/14/09 06:15 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 9/14/09 05:12 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: I posted on the EGB forums so wait until Byte takes my cue to jump on the sig-bandwagon with us. Also, I know of two other people that hopped on besides the people you see in the sig, I remember making an I HAVE THREE PENISES sig for one guy, forgot names though...

Thats awesome news! Yeah I remember seeing the other penis ones. Twilight had one for a while. I also think that it was Two penises because Caraboo has it :)

Wait, there was a bang-wagon?, must have missed it or I have jumped right on, now I gotta go think up a sig

You know what, with all the shit going on around here, I'm glad I went out tonight. And that's saying something because tonight sucked ass, I got stuck playing taxi for a bunch of drunk kids (seriously, if you guys under the age drink, don't, much easier on everyone), it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm just getting home, my best friend's dad went drinking and drove home only to meet me halfway home and decided to see what my side of the road was like, nearly killing me and the only other person that could talk straight at the time, and then I sqent an hour trying to find him. Fun times, fun times, but back to business. Actually, I think I'll reserve any comments for the time being, not quite in the proper state of mind to respond. But, I will say Tails did an all right job given the circumstances, way to lay it down

At 9/7/09 07:25 PM, Spartan204 wrote: Haha, another period of absence from me and I'm still somehow on the list. I'm so kewl. :3 I just finished looking through the last few pages and it doesn't look like I've missed much, so I won't even bother asking. (Unless I really did miss something, in which case it would be nice if someone informed me of it.)

Also, while I was gone, I learned that I might be schizophrenic. :D That's a good thing, right?

Right, guys??

How would we go on without a spartan in our ranks, they're pretty much the shit when it comes to beating spammers, also I remember an epic quintuple post you made once and no one said boo, that there is proof fact that you've earned your keep. But seriously, the only thing worth, barely, noting is that some more mods were haxed

At 9/7/09 05:38 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

It spawns hundreds upon thousands of pop-up windows....Flag it for maliciousness!

Ha, typical, of course it would only spawn 99979 popups, not the full 99999, I defy you spammers of Newgrounds to do anything but fail

At 9/3/09 06:22 PM, michelinman wrote:

At 9/3/09 06:10 PM, Techno wrote: Stolen

My whistle flagged the sonic one, but the other one is still live. Oh yeah, and does anyone need a shave?

I believe I took care of the other one, and congrats mich, incidentally I do need a shave and the honours are yours bud

Better late than never, right?

At 9/1/09 04:22 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Barracks Roster 1st September 2009

Milestones:
Promotions:

Nearly forgotten how long that list was, good on ya guys, I'd have been up there if I had been a regular, I hit Corporal just before it went up, all well I'll be up there next month

39] 04,209 | 0,000 | 00.0 | --0.13 BenwaHakubi Cpl.
40] 04,024 | ???? | ???? | ???? perfect-insanity Cpl. NEW
41] 03,903 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 I-Love-Caitlyn 1st Pte.

Well, I shouldn't be in this spot for long, not much of a threat either

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 2,744
DumbassDude - 2,297
KrevZabijak - 2,190
Lizzardis - 2,034
Coop83 - 1,809

Yeah, won't be up here though

Total Gain for the month = 21,482
That's 693.0 points per day, or 14.7 per day per member.

At least I'll be pulling my weight next month, 15 per day is nothing

At 9/1/09 04:29 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

On a lighter note, in my photography class we got our cameras. WHOOHOO!! AND MAN, ARE THEY FUCKING AWESOME!!! So, what's been up with the rest of y'all?

same thing apparently, I'm taking electrical engineering, we got our multimeters today

At 9/1/09 04:35 PM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Good month for new recruits, welcome guys (and welcome back P-I).
At 9/1/09 04:39 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Welcome back buddy!
At 9/2/09 09:04 AM, Fro wrote: Welcome back as well. Take a look at the RRC sometime again.

Thanks guys, good to be back, but I think the RRC might be a touch out of reach for me given my current situation, what with trying to adjust to my first year of college, in what is acclaimed by the students to be the hardest course in my province's college system

At 9/2/09 11:29 PM, Porkchop wrote:

Also, has anybody come to NG one day to deposit and instead of having to vote on 5 flashes, only had to vote on 2 or 3?

Yeah, happens with me all the time, more often than not, actually everytime, it has to do with the fact that I stayed up past 12:00 am NG time and voted on two or three flashes during the new day, so that when I came back I had only to vote on two or three to get my points

At 8/31/09 10:41 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/31/09 04:12 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: You broke the dark / light chain! >:O

*Cough* Hi hi!

also throwing a wrench in the plans

Haha. Oh, and I'm almost first in the rankings! WOO! Imma get there soon!

Haha, then Neon will be pissed. I just can't wait until he gets 2499 B/P and stays at the top for ages. Man that is going to be so awesome!

yeah people always say that they will do that, and during my stay as Roster Man so many people said that they'd do it and noone did, kind of makes me question whether or not it'll happen this time, but if it's Neon you're talking about I can see it happening, sounds like something he'd do

Oh, and just so you all know that as of today I'm a Corporal!

At 8/29/09 04:42 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Anyone else ever notice how everyone has their own term for NG users? Is there an actual official term for us or what?

Don't know about official, but I personally use either Newgrounders or NGers depending on how much of a hurry I'm in. I'm sure if you looked through some of Tom's posts he uses a mixture of the two from time to time, so I'd take that as official enough

At 8/26/09 10:44 PM, mrsmiles703 wrote: I figure since it's Friday and generally most will have shit to do around 9:00pm.

Maybe on your planet bud, but around these parts that is prime party time, and seeing as how I just got my first car I doubt I'll be spending it in front of my computer monitor, but I guess I can try and make it, even with Liz's help I'm still only gold

Malicious Flash (NSFW) !!!!

Battle Royale movie, by FlamingDonkeyPunch Type: Movie Rating: Ages 17+

Yeah, obvious reasons here, hard core BDSM has no place here

I start at the local community college on the 8th, kinda nervous but it's nothing new for me. I'm hoping for a challenge in college, all through high school i did nothing, but sit still and shut up and I went out with a 90 average. according to the alumni I'm enrolled in the hardest course they offer, electrical engineering: Industrial apps, hope they're right

best of luck to all this coming academic season

At 8/21/09 10:13 AM, Lizzardis wrote: ****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

THIS FLASH OPENS UP HUNDREDS OF POP-UPS. For crying out loud do the sane thing and don't hit play. Just report it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8893
Report it on the accounts of: This flash spawns hundreds of pop-up windows just as the flash is loading.

God, my computer almost crashed.

oooo. gotta hate those types of flashes, it isn't that bad now that I have a decent computer, I can usually stop it before my computer crashes, but on my old computer I just stopped and hit the restart button no sense in waiting for the pages to load and open before it realizes it can't handle the load

And Liz I don't believe I ever responded to your offer to help me outta gold and into deity, I'd be ecstatic if you would, my standard search techniques are yielding no results

At 8/19/09 10:52 PM, perfect-insanity wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8736
is unsuitable for newgrounds, contains hardcore porn, it's a pic of some guys penis, but still, it's a small pic

meh, ignore my last statement it was blammed, sort of rekindles my trust in the average newgrounder to do the best for the site

sorry for double post

Video Game Chronicles Ep2, by f4wx Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

is unsuitable for newgrounds, contains hardcore porn, it's a pic of some guys penis, but still, it's a small pic

At 8/18/09 09:52 PM, Lizzardis wrote: A little poll

A roster is a work of art and should come from deep within one's soul, it should be a testament to the inner workings of one's psyche, an expression of the ties we share and the feelings, dare I say love, for Newgrounds and the officers of the NGPD. That's why I always did the addition and tabulation by hand before relaying it to the forum instead of using Excel.
So therefore I cannot in good conscience make a choice as the choice is yours and yours alone, mainly because you're the one that has to develop it on a weekly basis, so it should be something you can be proud of, but as I am a very opinionated new adult (18 a week before clock day:) ) here's what I'd do: first keep what you have if you like it, but rearrange it, the long blurb you put in is a nice addition but move it to the end of the post as commentary should come after the material is presented it's counter-intuitive to do it the other way 'round, also I abhor those damn square brackets, but that's just me you do what you like and we'll all love it I'm sure

At 8/18/09 07:42 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 8/18/09 01:22 PM, Sanchez150894 wrote: just took a look at the NGPD members list... excluding the two apprentices you have, the NGPD is a pretty small group?! I expected that there were lots of NG users trying to uphold the justice but it doesn't seem so now... meh... -.-
why isn't everyone on NG trying to keep it as awesome as it was?

It can't be all that bad compared to what it was, or else one would expect the older users would just up and leave, and having taken the last few months off and then returning, I can say with some authority that NG has in fact improved, just wished that Rage's Thread was back up and running in its former glory, not the overcrowded statwhore house it was before the mods got fed up

Haha I see you're an idealist. The truth in the matter is, few of the incoming recruits we receive actually prove to be consistent members. A lot of times members get removed from the list from being inactive. Sometimes they come back and ask to rejoin. I'd have to agree with Hammer though, I ALWAYS prefer quality over quantity when it comes to the members here.

Quality>Quantity everytime, I don't know how many rosters I made where half the people on it hadn't b/ped in ages, got to the point where I had the numbers memorized

At 8/18/09 08:22 PM, Spartan204 wrote:

At 8/18/09 07:54 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Anyway, Tails has anyone actually posted as much as I do in this club who is from the EGB? Or do i hold the record? xD

oh, so now it's a competition is it, prepare to lose

I'd actually go as far to say that you post here more than any real member ever has. Honestly, I'm pretty sure this thread would go into the second page of the C&C forum rather often if it weren't for you.

I'm with you on the second page thing, but undoubtedly there has been someone more prolific than liz, if not in this thread than in the old ngpd thread there will be someone

GOOD JOB.

At 8/18/09 07:54 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/18/09 07:42 PM, TailsPrower wrote: For that reason, having a small group probably isn't such a bad thing. It helps us become a more tight-knit family after all :3

Yey Family!

Cheers

now I'm all warm and fuzzy inside

also, how long did it take you guys to go from a gold to deity whistle, I'm so goddamned tired of the gold i could just make an alt and abuse some reviews

but I won't because that'd be wrong, and unckie Tails would be sad

At 8/18/09 08:32 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/18/09 08:26 AM, perfect-insanity wrote: might be taken from:

Um...P-I....They are both the same link....

/portal/view/508555

now if feel stupid

http://www.pinkspanner.com/buttery/flash Game.php?s=1&g=1

At 8/18/09 08:28 AM, perfect-insanity wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8555
might be taken from:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8555

sorry, not paying attention this morning, here's the original
http://www.pinkspanner.com/buttery/flash Game.php?s=1&g=1

Attack Of The Squidgies, by DrLazer Type: Game Rating: Ages 13+

might be taken from:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8555

Attack Of The Squidgies, by DrLazer Type: Game Rating: Ages 13+

might be taken from:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 8555

At 8/16/09 06:15 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

Man, that made me laugh. If only I had a witty response to each of them :\

as was my intention, now I can rest assured I made someones day a little bit brighter

I only put that "Other members" section because it was Clock day and me and Porkchop wanted to see our progress. I wouldn't do it on the normal roster because its and NGPD roster...not an NGPD/Some members from the EGB roster....

ok, I figured as much, noticed the new thing and felt a bit left out. It's all right though, I've had enough of the roster for a while anyway, comes with the territory I guess

At 8/16/09 04:26 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/16/09 04:25 PM, JonnyTheWinnar wrote: After a PM Session with Mike, I think I'm back in.. I'm not entirely sure.

Well make sure you get conformation so I know when to add you to the roster.

How does one go about getting into that "other members" section of the roster, is it some kind of ritualistic ceremony? are there requirements? what are they? do you not love me anymore? why don't you love me? what? now you know that I was drunk and obviously joking, don't turn that back on me

also to those on the roster, good job, some pretty good numbers for only having around 850 submissions in all yesterday