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At 4/24/10 07:32 PM, zen64 wrote: Where do you live, OP? Depending on where you live, you can apply for financial aid. Hell, I'm in college and I don't pay a cent for the most part.

Arizona

So here is the situation. I am graduating in May and I still do not know what to do. Military disqualified me because of asthma. There goes free ride! Also, my knees are getting worse. I still need a MRI & possibly surgery. My truck isn't working. I don't have a job. My question is should I do the loans and try to get through college while having a part-time job or should I go full time on the work force for a year, pay for my medical expenses, fix my truck, and go to school later?

At 4/24/10 03:44 PM, 111122223188 wrote: Supporters of three different teams going to one game?

All-Star game

Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an a@#hole."

That was around the first time I ever got hurt. I did something beetle-headed I shouldn't have and dislocated my knee. Now I have limited mobility in my right knee and weakness in my left. I could back in time and try to live a safer life or take the $50,000 and get the surgery needed. I choose going back in time because there is also some other things I missed out on.

At 4/21/10 12:22 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: Well that is one ignorant statement. America consists of many people with many different languages. Sure, English is wide-spread, but we have Spanish, as you damn well know, and French, and Italian, and even Romanian. So get used to it.

How far does it go though? The Pledge of Allegiance? Everybody talks about "catering" to people who only speak Spanish. Why don't we just do the Star-Spangled Banner in Spanish? That already went over real well.

At 4/21/10 12:09 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: Another afterthought... Anyone who I have ever known to complain about Spanish speaking people, are in fact a bit racist. Admit it, you don't have ANY Spanish friends.

Racism: Thinking one race is superior to another.

The word you are looking for is prejudice. I'm neither. The only reason I complain is that you should learn the language of the country you want to go to.

"Good Night Mary Ann".

At 4/21/10 12:01 AM, RoboJesus wrote: How does this directly affect you? Last I checked you're allowed to speak any language you want to. And besides it's really fucking difficult to learn English after being raised speaking another language.

Also difficult to learn Spanish being raised on a different language.

At 4/20/10 11:45 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: And that's the kind of idiocy that leads American society. We should cater to their needs, and not in the sense that you think. Learn another fucking language, for the love of god. Those people shouldn't have to bother learning a language 20 times harder than their own.

There are many Mexicans trying to get into this country legally and actually learn English. The people who are only fluent in Spanish are most likely illegal (not racist, hard truth). These guys hurt our economy by getting cheap jobs here and send the money back to their country. This might be nice for them, but this takes away jobs from Americans and money from here. It hurts us. Whoever calls us bigots are ignorant and ought to try seeing from an Arizonan or American viewpoint.

At 4/20/10 09:57 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Duh. Princess bride, the notebook, my big fat greek wedding, you know.

The Princess Bride was actually funny ( retarded name though). I would go with Field of Dreams or For Love of the Game ( I like baseball movies).

I live in Arizona, so I deal with this everyday. What really got me bellicose was that my Gov. papers had it in Spanish. Also, you can vote in this language too on the ballots. My state says they want to stop illegal immigration, but everybody always start complaining, "RACIST! RACIST! F@#% you Sheriff Joe!" The whole thing overall gets me mad.

I blame Wal-Mart.

At 4/17/10 09:40 PM, Viper-Studios wrote: why would it? Because someone is carrying a gun that day they will step out of character and start shooting people wildly? Are the people doing the violence still going to be the same ones who were always doing it?

Well, it removes the training portion too. There is people out there that think since they own it, they know how to use it. This could cause problems.

Now in Arizona, you can carry a firearm on you without a permit. Somehow, I don't think this is going to end well.

Nope, more like a evil bat...

Probably move to Ireland. Green hills and nobody to annoy me,

Unfulfilled

Run to the nearest Cabela's and buy a lever-action.

If you could chose to live anywhere, where would it be and why? For me, it would be Colorado or Ireland just because how green it is in these places.

Find someone to love...

Here is some real heroes.

At 4/15/10 05:45 PM, Gagsy wrote: I wish I knew how to quit you.

Why did they have to pick on the cowboys? How about Brokeback San Fran?

At 4/15/10 07:43 PM, Sensationalism wrote: That's a stupid reason to not be allowed to join.
Which medicines do you take? Daily preventative ones and a fast-acting inhaler, both, just one of those?

Preventive. Asmanex Twisthaler 220 mcg per actuation. I only have mild asthma.

At 4/15/10 07:25 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: well one of the requirements to be a newgrounder is to be a outcast :P

How did I get in then?

Must of missed that on the application...

At 4/15/10 07:24 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: What service are you entering and why?

Navy or Air Force. I'm confused what I want to do in life and military has good benefits. Also, help pay for college.

There is always weird people on the internet. But in your case, bad luck.

Ahhhh. Old Scool Refreshments.

The military says I can't join til I have been off my meds for at least one year. Is there anything that can help with this dilemma? (I know aerobic exercise helps, but anything else)?

According to John Locke, a man has to give up certain freedoms to be in a society. More Freedom, less Safety. vice versa. Still, America is a good place to live ( Even though it is hard to get good health care without insurance).