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Self-employ yourself as a shoe shiner. Now go home and get your f***** shine box!

These pictures . . .

Start looking for scholarships, financial aid, and colleges you might want to go to. Also, get signed up for the ACT or SAT if you haven't already. Have fun with high school dude. It's not the best years of your life, but they should be good.

I would sell my soul in exchange for all you guys to have a better life.

If I could change the world, I would be the sunlight in your universe
You would think my love was really something good
Baby, if i could change the world.

I blame Canada.

A tiger. And let me tell you, they taste great.

I either want to be cremated, put in a firework, and shot off or have a Viking funeral. The idea of being sent off to sea as my passing is kinda cool to me.

I respect people who have their own beliefs, but it makes me wonder why people will believe in any religion 100%. I mean, look at Christianity (grabs a shield). Galileo was the first to knock a dent in the book, but there still is people who think the Sun revolves around the Earth (some). My main problem with organized religion is that it restricts people from growing. If they hear something that contradicts what they think is right, they'll dismiss it right off the bat. I'm rambling now, so I'll close here. Ciao!

Listen to some good music. Always helped me.

At 8/1/11 09:25 PM, saqwert wrote: Mustaches make people look like greasy pieces of shit. Society frowns upon them

Tell that to this great man of men.

At 8/1/11 09:19 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Well, in my opinion, holding a steady supply of money in which to live off of is of greater priority and importance than keeping your mustache.

Indeed, the mustache must go.

I know this sad truth, but a man must dream. A man should be able to keep his mustache, but this is only just a dream. The world is filled with shattered ideals and hopes.

Borders is going out of business, so I picked up a few books today. I got The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin and The Communist Manifesto by Friedrich Engles and Karl Marx. Is there other books you guys would suggest buying or checking out from the library?

At 8/1/11 08:44 PM, Whysomangry wrote: I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.

I guess you felt good to be out of the rain. lol

Nah, I don't feel old with that in mind. I feel old when I think about the first TMNT movie. I'd watch it now, but my VHS tape came off.

Originally when I started my new job, they said the only facial hair we could have was neatly trimmed mustaches. I never grew a mustache, so I figured, "Why not?" As soon as my stache' grew in, I noticed changes. I was more of a gentleman, girls were starting to check me out, and I had received compliments with my new mustache. I was finally a man. Then today, I was told to shave it off. I asked why, but I was told it was a typo. I must shave it off tomorrow and I am sad, but as I sit here now with a cold glass of Coca-Cola Classic, I know one day I'll be whole again.

I stabbed an old man because I stink. If only I had deodorant.

I'm listening to Skewed Views of Science by QualiaSoup.

At 7/30/11 06:14 PM, Oolaph wrote: A foreign version of Back To The Future? I would most definitely watch that for the laughs. It would be interesting to see what changes are made to it as well.

Like maybe an Amish version?
Blacksmith Brown:"Once the carriage hits 88 mph, the metal capacitor will grind and send you to the date set."
Marty:"Blacksmith, are you telling me you made a time machine out of a Troika?"

I went to a church thing tonight ( my friend said it was just for dodgeball). It was a fun night, but all of a sudden, we started talking about evolution. They said it makes no sense, so I told them this:
We did not come from another species, we come from a common ancestor.
And I kid you not, someone said, "Dude, evolutionists believe we came from rocks." I face palmed. Is there anyway I can explain this more clearly?

I hate MSPaint. Anyway, this is my growth into an adult:
-First: I used to swim a lot.
-1: I ate a lot.
-7: I played video games a lot.
-19: I surf online and read a lot.

At 7/28/11 12:10 PM, camobch0 wrote: So who here (that is a believer) thinks God is either male or female?

Well, back when I did believe, I thought he was male because he wasn't called Goddess.

Watch A clockwork Orange. You will not be disappointed.

Yellow. I got to say though, I think the manga was a lot better than the anime. 1. Ash was a dumb ass, Red actually had some wit. 2. They actually have a reason the cities were named after colors. 3. It had a better story line and not a bunch of fillers.

At 12/19/10 12:01 AM, Eltelelel wrote: you should get the slim, but you said you are not an online gamer. let me tell you, xbox live is a great experience and worth the membership fee.

Yeah, I've played online with my friends when I go over to their place, but I don't know if I could afford the membership and I only have 10 mbps for my internet connection.

I have recently got the Wii since they have been coming out with better games like DKC Returns, but I've wanted to get a 360 for awhile now. I've been looking around and saw the new slim come out. Now, I'm not a big online gamer, so I don't believe I really need the wi-fi. Color and size doesn't really matter to me. I play games frequently, but I don't buy 70+ games and usually on days I play, I play 2-3 hours. Price is a subject for me, so should I wait and get a slim or go with a refurbished pro?

Final Fantasy 1 on the NES!

At 11/28/10 08:32 PM, shooter190 wrote: Black Ops is on the wii.

I thought they did a bad rendition of it like modern warfare 2?

I've been thinking about getting another game and I so far have:
LoZ: Twilight Princess
SSB Brawl
NSMBW
DK Country Returns

If anybody could give me suggestions, that be cool.

Tails.
He can run the same speed as Sonic and he can fly. He is superior.