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Response to: Scientology Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

At 8/5/11 03:25 AM, MrSoxfan wrote: In this corner, weighing in at 220 pounds, RELIGION!!! And in this corner weighing in at 222 pounds, ATHEISM!! Let's get ready to flame waaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! *ding ding*

"And here comes agnosticism out of nowhere with a chair. Bam!"

Response to: Scientology Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

At 8/5/11 03:19 AM, MiloBased wrote: Is it really anymore crazy than any other religion?

^This.

Response to: My detachable penis. Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

You're not along. My winky is a key.

My detachable penis.

Response to: Something For Your Butt. [nsfw] Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

At 8/5/11 01:59 AM, Narcissy wrote: You shut up, orphan. No one cares about you!
Also, I like cock.

Lori, be nice. HAhaHa

Something For Your Butt. [nsfw]

Response to: Who watches this dick? Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

He's annoying. I rather watch Nostalgia Critic.

Response to: Rummy0 and Sevkat. Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

I see their posts once in a while, but I'm not bothered by them.

My thoughts and opinions on bronies and furries:
Bronies: I can see why their is hate towards MLP, but I can also say that it's kinda dumb. The show may be overrated, I can't say since I haven't watched it. (I stick with old school Tom and Jerry).
Furries: It isn't my thing, but it isn't afflicting harm on me or anyone else. Whatever you like I guess.

Response to: Got a Shake Weight as a gift. Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

My friend's brother asked for one for Christmas. I'd stick to using regular weights and the medicine ball.

Response to: I've wounded my foreskin Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

Be more careful in the future or get circumcised.

I've wounded my foreskin

Response to: Be jealous.. Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

I find it pretty easily in my state. I've never tried it myself, but I see it almost everywhere here.

Response to: Graphic novels! Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

At 8/5/11 01:13 AM, Xenomit wrote: HEY YOU, YEAH, YOU!

Holo isnt a furry, and if you say such a thing about her again, i will kick you in your fucking throat!

. . .Was it the Satan pic?

Anyways, the best one I've ever read was V for Vendetta. Also, you might want to check out the Dark Knight.

Graphic novels!

Response to: Graphic novels! Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

At 8/5/11 12:19 AM, Xenomit wrote: Read spice and wolf, then report back to me when you've finished.

Xenomit, why does everything always have to be about furries?

Graphic novels!

Response to: Worst thing you put in your body? Posted August 5th, 2011 in General

At 8/5/11 12:15 AM, Newgrundling wrote:
At 8/4/11 11:33 PM, PepperJoe wrote:
At 8/4/11 11:13 PM, Saggatto wrote: On a more serious note, probably just soda.
Did you order the code red!?
Fuck, made me lol

You're damn right I did.

Worst thing you put in your body?

Response to: Worst thing you put in your body? Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

At 8/4/11 11:13 PM, Saggatto wrote: On a more serious note, probably just soda.

Did you order the code red!?

Worst thing you put in your body?

Response to: Worst thing you put in your body? Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

Code Red.

Response to: Something For Your Butt. [nsfw] Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

At 8/4/11 08:40 PM, Lojinkz wrote: oh snap.

Shut up Fez, I'm trying to hear.

Something For Your Butt. [nsfw]

Response to: Would You Wear A Foxy Grandpa Hat Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

No thanks, I'll stick to my fedora. (You kids that think you have one, you don't. You have a tribly).

Would You Wear A Foxy Grandpa Hat

Response to: oh shit i'm so hard gonna cumm Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

At 8/4/11 10:26 PM, yellowcard41 wrote: this is great and you are great.

woah, he is in need of a foxy hat indeed,
in need of this deed.

He is two- timing on two guys, the last thing he needs is a HAT!

Response to: Electronic bathtime Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

I call the fire department to hose mine off once a week.

Response to: oh shit i'm so hard gonna cumm Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

At 8/4/11 10:07 PM, Rouker wrote: STAY AWAY FROM HIM! PepperJoe's grandfather is MY gay lover.

Exactly . . .wait, WHAT!?

Response to: oh shit i'm so hard gonna cumm Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

. . .Stay away from my grandfather.

Response to: Forget Ponys, the new fad is... Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

Screw bronies and smurfies, it's all about Charlie Chaplin.

Forget Ponys, the new fad is...

Response to: Draw me!!! Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

I think it looks exactly like you.

Draw me!!!

Response to: Gay is a fetish Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

If unnatural means evil, then your god/goddess/deity is evil too. For something to be unnatural, it has to be outside of nature. There are homosexual/lesbian relationships in the animal kingdom (gay means happy damn it). So that is natural. God is outside of nature (supernatural), so he is unnatural.
Definition of fetish: 2. A course of action to which one has an excessive and irrational commitment.
So if a man had a strong sexual urges for woman all the time, I guess I could say that you all have a fetish for women.
(Record straight: I'm heterosexual and an Atheist).

Response to: So i woke up Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

"I woke up in the morning and I got some oatmeal and I put some raisins on it Christ is God!"

Response to: About life Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

At 8/4/11 07:37 PM, sonicflare9 wrote: What do you like about life

Rainy nights, sunsets, and pocket watches.

Response to: If newgrounds was a weapon shop... Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

Falcon Punch!

If newgrounds was a weapon shop...

Response to: have you fell in love? Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

My love life: Never had a girlfriend and I've only had one date. Hell, my ferret died on Valentine's Day; perfect analogy. Story of my life.

Response to: The Best Shave Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

At 8/4/11 07:32 PM, Mark-er wrote: Wax your beard.

I did that once and it hurt like hell.

The Best Shave Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

I was looking for a job a long time, but I found one a few months back. Now that I got a job, I have to shave on a daily basis. It was okay back in high school in JROTC because it was mainly peach fuzz, but now it's real facial hair. My family has a history of really strong beard hair, so it sucks to shave as stubble everyday. Right now, I shave with a Fusion Pro Glide, a can of Barbasol soothing Aloe, and no aftershave or lotion. It costs a lot to use these cartridges and they only lasts for seven shaves. I shave after I get out of the shower and I still get slight razor burn. My question is, What do you guys do? Are a straight razor user, do you use a cartridge razor, etc.? Any help is appreciated. Thanks.

Response to: I was a white baby. Posted August 4th, 2011 in General

I was born blue. Now I can't move.