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Let the light pour down on you!

Grab a set of bag pipes, buy a kilt from goodwill, and march down the street. It will be funny to you and everyone else too!

The Russians. They use Vodka as currency!

Why would an egg choose to sit on a high wall. Maybe he was already cracked before he fell. Only one person could be this stupid. Hillary Clinton!

You know why leprauchuans laugh while they run? Aye the grass tickles their nuts!

Just use Staple's Easy button. That was easy!

If you could have one unordinary ability, what would it be?

At 3/16/10 09:10 PM, yugimt wrote: When Global warming melts the ice caps.

Then we all drown.

I will get a boat. Ha! In your face Al Gore!

At 3/16/10 10:01 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote:

At 3/16/10 09:59 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 3/16/10 09:56 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: I took aim at this unfortunate little creature and with one shot it was falling to the ground.

Without him we will never achieve flight again...

I wouldn't worry too much. There are literally hundreds of pigeons in ym neighborhood.

All because there is a hundred of something dosen't mean you shot it. Look out People!

I would be a plumber who does mushrooms, kills turtles, and shoots out fire.

At 3/16/10 08:13 PM, rubberducky7 wrote: People think Americans are fat cowboys, but that's only the southern half

HEY! The South will rise again!

The victory celebrations would be amazing!

Blow it up!

If you delete your browsing history, can anybody pull it back up or is it gone for good?

At 3/12/10 10:32 PM, Take-me-to-infinity wrote: ....But...... us whites can't dunk.

We prefer the term Appalachin American.

They need another King Arthur.

Thanks

THE GUITAR: By Joe Diderrich
I am a guitar,
An instrument of the soul.
Only the Master can play me correctly,
Even though people will tell you otherwise.

I sometimes come out of tune,
But he sets me right.
And through my notes,
His message will show

In the hands of the wrong Artist,
I do not ring right.
With anger and frustratio,
He leaves me outside.

The Master will always find me.
He wipes away the dirt & sweat,
And gives me strings of new.
He puts me in the case for the night,
But worry not, I'll be out by morning light;
With Him on the porch,
Spreading the song.

It is almost that time of year again and it is time to celebrate. What is the craziest thing you ever did on this holiday?

I'm bored.

At 3/16/10 12:19 AM, BrainlessDan wrote:

At 3/16/10 12:17 AM, RuinedMartyr wrote: LIVINNN INN A LONELLLLYYYYY WORRRLLLDDDDD

She took the midnight train going any where!

Just a city BOY!

At 3/15/10 09:45 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: During a doctor exam.

What if the doctor is a she? You could get your flirt on.

It is just better to talk to somebody in person. Even though it is scary, you actually see the person for who they are instead of a fake picture online with probably some crazy person.

At a high school dance.

At 3/15/10 10:57 PM, Psychopathic-Mind wrote: Nope, still in high school and I've been planning my path for over a year. It helps to think about what you like doing along with what you'd be fine with doing for your whole life, and moving toward that.

I've tried that and I always change my mind. Military, Pastor, Pilot, Therapist. Nothing really ever sticks.

I am almost out of High School. I will soon be off to college to choose what job I want to do from here on out. The problem is I still do not know what to pursue. Anybody else have that problem?