At 11/27/09 04:02 PM, Nev wrote: I don't consider Agalloch Doom. I have them under Folk Metal in my iTunes, but whatever.
Straight up Doom Metal would be your Reverend Bizarre's and Candlemass's. Very Sabbathy.

Folk Metal.... They have a folk influence. And the EP 'The White' is folk. Very nice folk. But I would have to say that Agalloch is a combination of post-rock and black metal.

I know stoner metal is... stoner metal :P

Stoner Metal is stuff like Kyuss and Fu Manchu, isn't it? Stoner Doom is just Doom with extra psychedelia.

Er. Stoner ROCK is stuff like Kyuss and Fu Manchu. Bands I both fucking adore. And stoner doom is taking the blues influence from early Sabbath. Stoner metal is all about the blues.

Speaking of stoner rock, you should listen to my beautiful voice Nev:

Wizard Fucking Mountain, by PenisClown Type: SongGenre: General Rock

: : So you really aren't gay? At all? You sure Nev?

I'm positive.
I just pretend I'm gay to get guys.

Speaking of gayness, I'm pretty sure the next album I get will be a Queen album. Was listening to them the other day whilst stoned and pretty sure they kick ass, but I don't have their music on my computer.

I want to ride my bicycle.

At 11/27/09 09:16 PM, batman64 wrote: Life is good.
Yeah , I'm thankful this year.
Keep it heavy.
Peace.

Cool story bro.

Check check check it.

Wizard Fucking Mountain, by PenisClown Type: SongGenre: General Rock

At 11/26/09 12:12 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Ponos, you really need to get Snailking and Lucifer Songs.

HAHA! I already got Snailking and I listened to it while I was really high last night. While killing people in Saints Row 2.

And welcome to the new dude who actually posts. good that you dug High on Fire when you saw 'em. They're badass.

High on Fire are the MAD NOTES. I would love to see them as Matt Pike is one of my many heroes.

I think concerts are amazing. Like the greatest thing in the world. You actually get to see your heroes with your own eyes.

At 11/25/09 09:12 PM, AniMetal wrote: Dio - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, if he dies then silence will rein out into the world of good music.

Meh, never liked Dio.

Tool - Even though they aren't metal officially, I like to think of them as such because they influenced most prog metal bands today, sadly I don't own any of there albums(just heard a few of there songs) What albums should I get off the bat?

Aenima, then get Undertow, then Lateralus or however you spell that, and I havn't really given 10,000 Days a good listen yet. Opiate is cool.

I think Tool are a great great greatly amazing awesome band.

Riverside - YOU ALL NEED TO LISTEN TO THESE GUYS, seriously everyone in this club who likes either A.) Progressive Metal, B.) Ambiance or C.) Music that induces Revelation needs to buy all four of there studio albums.

Cool cool cool.

I got arrested yesterday. Spent two hours in a cop shop tripping off weed cookies. My friend had this huge bong in his bag and they were all like wtf? Funny shit.

At 11/22/09 01:15 PM, Nev wrote: In da bottom?
What a slag.

No nos. I am yet to climb that mountain. I have a lot of work and preparation to go before I can set off on that expedition. But one day I will climb that big brown, warm, tight, degrading mountain. Just you watch me, James.

You guys havn't missed me at all have you? Bollocks.

Well I've spent the last couple of nights at a nice lady's house. And she liked Sonata Arctica and we did things togeher while listening to them. Metal? Not really. Yes Metal Hell, I still find power metal made of fail.

Actually, I read somewhere that playing Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon while fucking is really good, so I tried that. It's quite nice but nothing to write home about. I also sampled Porcupine Tree's The Incident as background sex music. I made her cum while playing it :D Friday night while incredibly drunk I took this girl from behind while playing Slough Feg's Traveller :D:D:D

What music have you guys listened to whilst boning?

More news. After a couple of stoned recording sessions I'm working on three of my stoner rock band's songs and I'll probably upload them here soon. I think we're going to call ourselves Nothing Done. Because we can't do fuck all when we're high except play music and sit on a couch and laugh at shit.

Oh, lolsirtomlol

I dunno about The Morningside. Hope they're not boring.

And interestingly, I want to become an audio engineer and record bands and shit. I like the production of Nattens Madrigal because it is about the music, the raw energy and anger. Xasthur probably needs a modern production. The guy is slower and less innovative than Ulver. Atleast with a modern production the music becomes cool to listen to. And keys sound shite unless everything is recorded nice and slick.

I was driving around in some arsehole's car and he started playing some ATR. Pretty shite. But its' core with complexity and that's cool.

Been listening to Mastodon's Crack the Skye. I think it's great. I much prefer it to the old 'Blood and Thunder' style I first heard from them.

Duff, go listen to Crack the Skye.

At 11/17/09 06:20 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: That's like saying "Tankard is thrash? Their name sounds much more alcohol-ish". as if pirate metal were ever a genre.

Calling Alestorm folk metal is a bit insulting though. Their music is so damn piratey. It's pirate metal.

Red Fang look fucking sweet, thanks Dent.

At 11/16/09 03:30 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: But my favourite Metalcore bands, are Machine Head, Lamb of God, Trivium, Shadows Fall, All That Remains and Bullet for My Valentine...

They all suck. I thought ATR were deathcore anyway.

Well... Deathcore... suck I just can't like it, I don't see art on it, is just a lot of riffs seperated by breakdowns, and a lot of RAWR! RAWR!, well the drums are ok... but the bass... where is it?

You don't see art on it? Like Machine Head is art?

The only deathcore band where I notice the bass is Suicide Silence, which suck, is just a mix of Emperor and Marduk in Deathcore

You're a douche.

I also like Slayer but just the album "God Hate Us All"

Yeah, they're nu-metal album.

the music "Raining Blood" and "Angel Of Death".

That's underground, fool.

ME AND SPEEDY HEARD THOSE SONGS LIVE :D:D:D:D

At 11/16/09 03:49 PM, AniMetal wrote: These are two of the bands that are being huge parts in this new wave of thrash metal along with warbringer, warpath, swashbuckle and Mantic Ritual.

Swashbuckle are thrash metal? :O

Their name sounds much more piratey.

At 11/16/09 04:03 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Have you ever heard Show No Mercy and Hell Awaits? South of Heaven is pretty good too.

I agree with this.

Actually, anyone who thinks Death Magnetic was a bad album is delusional

It wasn't bad, it wasn't great. Best in almost 20 years though. And Rob is a beast.

At 11/16/09 08:25 PM, Nev wrote: This song is fucking amazing!

Er. Not really. It's decent though. Sounds like Megadeth if they got injected with ghey.

At 11/16/09 08:26 PM, mothballs wrote: Give me some more, I need more Satan shit to listen to.

Go listen to Belphegor.

At 11/16/09 05:53 AM, PenisClown wrote: And the lame ass naming a whole song a sentence thing like Panic at the Disco did.

I don't think they did that but It's just really gay. Fucking. Emo fucks.

I'd love to see Hypocrisy but. Meh, Ensiferum.

At the Gates helped with the whole three word band name that's not really a name thing. My Chemical Romance, Bullet for my Valentine. And the lame ass naming a whole song a sentence thing like Panic at the Disco did.

But At the Gates are like the best core band ever. And had the coolest name.

So I like made this video using music from that jam. Wanted to put it on Youtube but it's too long. That's pretty gay.

At 11/15/09 10:33 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: I need to get stoned and listen to them, haven't tried it yet.

About a week ago I had some cones and listened to Aenima album, was really great.

LEARN TO SWIM

At 11/15/09 12:18 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 11/15/09 04:08 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: And Your also gonna get stabbed cause at the gates are on the verge of playing core music :P

Actually, At the Gates is one of the groups core bands rip off.

It just so happens that Trivium stole riffs from Blinded By Fear.

The whole metalcore genre is a big rip off of At the Gates. But metalcore lost it's edge a while ago, everyone loves deathcore now. Atleast it's a tad more original. And brutal for that matter.

At 11/15/09 02:11 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: I'm of the opinion that any music can be good live, and most music is better live.

As do most of us. But let us remember than Duff loves melodic shit metal bands who sound shit live because they suck record producer cock for that lovely polished metalcore sound to sell records and make money and buy bigger dildos.

And Kidd, sounds good. Like an evil more brutal Opeth.

Retarded troll is retarded.

Though I get his point, I havn't had one supernatural experience in my whole life, I find it implausible you guys can go on vacation, come back, and have ghost stories to tell.

Most of the non-metal shit I like has close ties to marijuana. Blues, love it. Get high. Jazz, love it. Get high. Jimi Hendrix, Clutch, I like Black Flag, Butthole Surfers, Fu Manchu, Frenzel Rhomb, Tool. I don't get into pop and emo core stuff but I love stoner rock, blues and jazz. And avante-garde shit. Not so much as stoner stuff.

I've been on buckets all day :D :S :D :S :D :S :D:D:D:D:D:D

I just find emo/scene screamo band's music unbearable. It hurts my ears to listen to Trivium, Escape the Fate, Brokencyde, Enter Shikari.... People ask me if I like Enter Shikari and they're surprised when I say they reek of fail and shit.

My band will fly to Sydney just to drink some beers with you Speedy.

Here is some shit from our bucket bong jam yesterday. This shit is just free form improvisation, turned out pretty awesome. The 'song' that takes up the last half was spontaneous and shit. And I recorded and engineered it! Awesomes! This is what I want to spend my life doing. STONER METAL

Bucket Bong Jam, by PenisClown Type: SongGenre: Blues

DUDES. I'm like fucking bursting with shit to say. Damn.

I recorded a jam session my stoner metal band today. We got really high and it was sweet, I will post some shit from it.

Also, possible band name maybe, A Fuck Off Big Squid.

Duff, I understand music enough to judge it. I understood music before I fucking started studying classical art music. I've been a musician my whole life man, I play/listen/compose music every fucking day, my life's goals are to be a recording engineer and playing in a band and getting high all the time. This is who I am. I'll post some music from the jam session today and I'd love you to listen to it.

Bill! You're one of my idols man. I talk about you to my friends man! While smoking bowls! We are two peas in a pod 20 years or whatever apart. I fucking love stoner doom metal, you totally love stoner doom metal, we love thrash and punk and shit. I fucking love you man. I probably usually wouldn't say I love you any other time, but I'm pretty damn stoned my friend. KEEP IT HEAVY! \m/

At 11/12/09 02:45 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Being smarter than a dumbass is not hard.

This dumbass totally aced his music performance exams and did better than everyone else who went for them. He also just finished a four page essay on the differences and similarities between Wolgang Amadeus Mozart's 'Don Giovanni', Robert Schumann's 'Dichterliebe' and Richard Strauss' 'Till Eulenspiegel's Merry Pranks'.

Now go eat your fucking cake.

Also, awesome bands I'm hopeflly seeing live next year at Soundwave:

Anthrax
Baroness
Clutch
Faith No More
Meshuggah
Isis

How awesome is that :D:D:D:D

Also, this means if I see Metallica one day, I will have seen all of the big four of thrash live. Sweet.

I only started it last night. The campaign is pretty fucking short. But still awesome.

At 11/6/09 07:55 PM, smeagol1 wrote: List of Tr00 black metal

I doubt it, you're a retard.

1349 (before Revelation Of The Black Flame)

Meh. They always wanted to make shitty music. Therefore their black metal albums aren't even good. Or true. Fail.

Mayhem

Well. I'll take De Mysteriis for some very nice trueness. But man I dunno. That album is from '94. Way after the really true stuff. Every kvlt grim black metal fan knows the tv0est bm is from '92.

Burzum

I'd have to say, fuck yes. But lying nazi douche keyboard playing 'sole member because he was such a backstabbing douche he couldn't play music with a real band and play live shows' Count Nutsack is a douche.

Immortal

I'd have to say, fuck yes. And even when they weren't tr00, fuck yes.

Gorgoroth

Fuck yes for two albums. Fail.

Satrycon

Fuck no.

Dark Funeral

No trueness at all. A bit too melodic. And it sounds like it cost more than $100 to make. It's not true like Vlad Tepes.

Darkthrone (before they turned punk ewww)

Fuck yes. And their new shit rules, it is black metal in it's primitive form. Therefore being totally brutal.

You're close, my son.

At 11/7/09 01:24 PM, Getpwnt wrote: So can I join Bands I like are

1. Opeth
2. Dream Theater
3. Cannibal Corpse
4. Mastodon
5. Testament
6. Strapping Young Lad
7. Pantera
8. Behemoth
9. Napalm Death
10. Vader

Is that good enough?

Yep. COOL FOR YOU :D:D:D

At 11/7/09 09:10 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: why is it that we have the same argument every week?

Because Duff is a douche. I KEEP SAYING THIS AND YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME.

Duff, the shit you say makes me picture you as a fat 50 year old blonde woman eating cake.
And that's not just because I'm high as balls.

SO I JUST FUCKING COMPLETED BRUTAL LEGEND'S STORY MODE. IT WAS BRUTAL AND SWEET AND THE SOUNDTRACK WAS KICK ARSE. AND OZZY AND LEMMY WERE BRUTAL AND FUNNY AND KICKED ARSE. FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Alright nizzaz.

Slough Feg aren't strictly power metal, being a traditional heavy metal with folk influences, but being traditional metal, they do have their power-ish moments.

My favourite non-metal band? I'm a really big Kyuss fan, I don't consider them metal, even if the archives say so. But Jimi Hendrix or Frank Zappa. Speaking of non-metal, I'm currently getting me some JAZZ.

At 10/28/09 07:49 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/27/09 12:49 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 10/27/09 08:08 AM, PenisClown wrote: My only experience with Helloween has been watching the music video for I Want Out.

Walls Of Jericho, Keeper of The Seven Keys Part 1 and Keeper Of The Seven Keys part 2 are three of the most amazing and most influential metal albums ever recorded.

GO BUY THEM!

You're forgetting something, he's not much of a power metal fan.

Slough Feg are the only guys who make power metal that I enjoy :(

WHAT KIND OF A FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?

NEE NERRRRRR, NEEEEEEE NERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

I have to admit, I never saw the big deal with this song.

Agreed, for it seems that Emperor were a band that were overrated, secretly commercial, and Isahn was pretty much the Liberace of the 90's that somehow had a black metal band.

Not really, but yeah.

I like Emperor's first album.

I thought we all established that long ago.

CHIPPED HIM BROOOOOOOOO

At 10/28/09 02:10 AM, SapphireLight wrote: All metal fans are elitist.

Am I exempt from this?

I am elitist only because I'm very against nu-metal and metalcore and very for musical integrity and experimenation. I AM a musician and I KNOW what is simplistic and unsatisfactory and I KNOW what is genius, beautiful and of musical worth. FUCK YOU. Whatever. I'm high, you're a zombie.

And fuck, I like NIRVANA. I'm fucking open minded. But ya'll don't know SHIIIIIIIT. SHIIIIIIIIIT.

At 10/28/09 05:51 AM, PenisClown wrote: My first instinct is to say Meshuggah. I don't know why.

It's because you're sig says Meshuggah :D

At 10/28/09 03:58 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I laughed when i finally figured out who this was, such an old photo of them:

My first instinct is to say Meshuggah. I don't know why. None of those guys are familiar :(

At 10/27/09 06:14 PM, Nev wrote: Or that Japanese BM band...

GALLHAMMER!

Thats the bugger.

They're the first band that comes to mind when I think of all girl metal bands.

Duff, you're an aspie fuckhole.

And those Kitte girls are gross, but I'd tap the girl on the left FO SHO.

My only experience with Helloween has been watching the music video for I Want Out.

I thought it was pretty awesome :D

At 10/26/09 02:36 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: So what the fuck do you like? Gorgoroth

Yes.

Dimmu Borgir

Nope. Well, their cover of Bathory's "Satan, My Master" is pretty good.

Behemoth

Not a huge fan.

Marduk

Not a huge fan.

Emperor?

First album is good shit, but never bothered with the later stuff.

All black stuff

If you think black metal is a crap subgenre, listen to some better black metal bands.

May I give a fuck about this guy?

I think they have schools so people don't say fucktarded things like this :S

Oh, you must listen to Moonspell, don't judge them by their name, they sound excelent, Black Metal with some other influences.

Cool, will do.

And Marblebog is some Depressive Black Metal that is good to listen too and reflect about your life, your thoughts this is world...

Marblebog? That's the worst name for a depressive black metal band I've ever heard.

Your a successful hater in my opinion...

You're a successful hater. You > are > You're.

At 10/26/09 03:00 PM, Nev wrote: Ponos is far more open-minded than his attitude suggests.
And I'm not sure why he's still being tarred with the Black Metal brush because as far as I'm aware he's hardly given a shit about BM for a long while.
He's a Doom fag now.

I listen to good black metal still. I've been listening to Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' today. I was listening to it while pulling bongs, very epic combination.

I thought I'd start giving it some heavy spins after I saw the movie after ingesting copious amounts of alcohol and marijuana and thought it was the best thing ever.

Ponos is ma boy, you better give a fuck about ma boy!

That reminds me, next time, tie me up a bit tighter. It's too easy to escape and not as sexually exciting as I would like.

And you're taste in doom is great. Just needs more Cathedral, Sleep, and YOB.

At 10/26/09 03:09 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I have lot's o Doom here, more Stoner Doom. Candlemass, Witchfinder General, Bongzilla... etc.

Love those bands. Especially Candlemass' early shit and Bongzilla. Bongzilla rule.

At 10/26/09 04:23 PM, DeIirium wrote: Afro samurai has an awesome rap soundtrack. I would say that its one of the better action animes.

I found it really entertaining, I digged the animation, the soundtrack, the blood and Sam L. Muthafuckin' Jackson.

At 10/26/09 06:47 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 10/26/09 06:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: i think it's funny that people STILL think ponos is in love with black metal

I thought smeagol is the user in love with black metal, not Ponos.

I just have superior black metal taste than him.

At 10/26/09 07:34 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I feeds on your negative energys!!!! >:C

Dissection-Where Dead Angels Lie

Well, Dissection's Storm of the Light's Bane is a classic.

At 10/26/09 09:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: The blues scale pisses me off! lol

I'm a huge blues fan, and that's what I love about stoner doom.

I think I'm opening up a LOT more towards music. Today I had a heated argument with some fugly chick about how Techno was actually music, I remember when it was me, on the other end, flaming tha shiz outta it yo.

Good techno isn't musically limited by one tempo and the same tone colours. Experimentation is the key to good techno.

At 10/26/09 09:58 PM, Nev wrote: With the exception of Doom its actually Doom with bleak atmospheres and soul crushing misery. Which is the way Doom should be... ya know, seeing as its called Doom.

Doom should be smothered in weed and full of incredibly heavy blues based riffs. So fuck you.

George Frideric Handel - Zadok the Priest: My Heart is Inditing: Upon Thy Right Hand (Coronation Anthems)

Fuck yeah, Baroquian composers.

At 10/27/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: I've finally found a metal band with all female members!

Do I win?

You'd win the late to the party award, and I wouldn't be too proud of that.

At 10/27/09 03:02 AM, SapphireLight wrote: Now wash my fizzy-lifty drink fan blades.

This statement is so beautiful I cannot even express the emotions I am feeling right now.

My friend turned 18, and me and my friend got high and thought it would be a cool idea to record a song for him. It turned out pretty good, so here it is:

Happy Birthday Maz, by PenisClown Type: SongGenre: Heavy Metal

Wow, I'd never think I could ever make such a big post full of such WISDOM.

Within Temptation suck cock.

Well, the gothic girls who like Within Temptation suck cock. And that's a very good thing my friends.

So I guess I kind of like Within Temptation in the big picture. Hmmmm well I do like that picture of the singer where she's wearing a denim jacket and no bra. Can't find it though. Someone post that picture.

At 10/25/09 08:43 AM, Nev wrote:

At 10/25/09 08:21 AM, PenisClown wrote: Dealing with 13 year olds on the internet is an insult to our intelligence

Speaking of which... :

I'm 17 in 5 months >:(

Though I did spam this place with gheyness when I was 13.