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Topic: Do humans sense confidence?

Posted: 08/29/08 09:48 PM

Forum: General

They can hear the tone of your voice, which says a lot


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Winking

Topic: Photoshop my Girlfriend

Posted: 08/29/08 09:44 PM

Forum: General

At 8/29/08 09:41 PM, Aaron4400 wrote: Excuse me, Are you the god of photoshop?

Maybe


3.

Elated

Topic: Photoshop my Girlfriend

Posted: 08/29/08 09:39 PM

Forum: General

I think she looks better now. Hotter.

Satanic chicks are hot.

Photoshop my Girlfriend


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Topic: Yankee stadium bans man over GBA

Posted: 08/29/08 07:06 AM

Forum: Politics

(Better title since the subject bar is too small)
Man is kicked out of Yankee stadium over "God Bless America" issue

So a man is about to go to the restroom durring the national anthum. They have a rule that is probebly bullshit, that says that you have to stay for the national anthum. Actualy this rule is never mentioned ever till now really.

video news footage

The cops that take him out say "If you dont like it then get out of the country"
Who let them graduate the police acadamy?

This is in political thread because it is showing that our freedoms, which gives us the right to choose if we want to stand up and stay for the national anthum or not, are just imaginary.

Those cops are real assholes. They throw him out and then make up a story so they dont get in trouble, which prooves that they know what they did was wrong, but are too pussy shit to admit it.
Actually now that I think about it, our freedoms are still here, it is just the ones enforcing it and protecting it are pussy shit.


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Topic: Death magnetic

Posted: 08/27/08 08:59 PM

Forum: General

At 8/27/08 08:50 PM, MEPHILIS1337 wrote: Nope, I'm 13.

Still a child then.

Where'd you get that idea?

By you telling others what to think.

lol

Indeed

I'm not that much of an ass...

Prove it then. Say that you respect other people's opinions and that the shitty quality of the new album is just your opinion, and that it can be a wonderful album even if you don't like it.

Well, when it comes to this album, you're correct, because I'm a die-hard Metallica fan.

No, you are just a jackass.

As I said, I'm not that much of an ass...

Maybe not, but you sure are proving me that you indeed are. Actions speak louder then words. And in this case, the action is the posting and the words are you saying you are not an ass.

Ha...

A typical 13 year old.


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Topic: Death magnetic

Posted: 08/27/08 08:35 PM

Forum: General

Age:13
Which could mean he could be a lot younger then that since 13 is as low as it can go.

So basically he doesn't like St.Anger. He has heard some of the new songs on the new album and thinks they are worse and thus the whole album will be the same.
Not only that, he believes that his opinion is the fact.

A 5 year old will say that her flower is prettier then the other flowers. If someone says other wise, the child has a temper tantrum, much like the topic starter.

So if you say that you think the new album will be great, he wont go, "Well if you like it that is your opinion, as for me I don't feel like I will like it very much if at all," he will go' "It is shit and anyone that likes it is shit!!!"

He thinks that if he thinks something is bad, then it must really be bad. Little children have this logic, because they don't know better. What they see is what it is to them.

I know what he will say if he responds to this, he will say something like I am stupid or something along those lines, and try to insult me in a very weak way, and then feel proud of himself thinking he won the war.

Or he wont respond to me because he doesn't really know what to say other then insults that are so pathetic that just by saying them he will insult himself.

What ever the case, he is in his own little world, and he needs a diaper change soon.


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Topic: Acheron (Book)

Posted: 08/27/08 07:08 AM

Forum: General

Isn't this the commercial for the book?
It looked pretty interesting, but I don't really read much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-mQoCZC_
JI


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Elated

Topic: "God Hates Fags" is funny

Posted: 08/24/08 09:14 AM

Forum: General

They go around with their signs yelling "You will burn in hell for your sins!" and shit like that. But that is all they do. Just protest. They dont even put up a fight. They are too pussy shit for that.

People are so upset at them, but I cant stop laughing at them.

These people are like toy monkies. You wind them up and they do a dance. "God Hates Fags! eep eep!"

Seriously, just piss them off so much that they get a stroke or something.

"America has lost god, America wil burn!"
"Hey, Satan is my saviour. And America is the best land there is. You will burn, and I will roast marshmillows on you. Now dance monkey dance!"

Just too funny


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Elated

Topic: Photoshop Angel Matos!

Posted: 08/24/08 06:38 AM

Forum: General

The judge's secret is out!!!!

Photoshop Angel Matos!


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Topic: Fla. Town Supports Gay Witch-hunt

Posted: 08/22/08 03:09 PM

Forum: Politics

Homosexuality is wrong in the bible, and that is where it shall stay. In the bible.

"I dont know what he did wrong"
Yeah, I bet you didnt, idiotic christian.

What is one plus one?
And they will say "It is the workings of God"

These people make me sick.

It doesnt matter what you think of homosexuality, if you shun someone for it, you are worse then they are in your mind.

I want to meet that ex-principle and tell him that he is going to hell and satan will rape his ass.

People like that need to just die.


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Topic: Fuck Yes! Fuck You China!

Posted: 08/22/08 03:29 AM

Forum: General

USA all the way!

USA will get the most golds and win the olympics.

We must beat China!


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Topic: Family rapes daughter, she kills

Posted: 08/22/08 03:28 AM

Forum: General

I remember hearing a story about this girl who's family constently raped her for several years. Something like the tied her up and preformed violent sexual acts on her.

After so much of this she had created a seperat personality, that named herself Jill. This Jill was very violent and mercyless.

The story went that she had relesed herself from her binds by her enraged strength and in the night tied her family up. When they awoke she talked to them that because of their acts, she has came along to save her from pain, and that they will all die slowly, and she will enjoy every last bit.

In a matter of 4 weeks, the family was tourtured and killed slowly in acts such as gutting open the mother's chest and wrapping the intestens around the father's neck and putting the end of the intestines in his mouth and shoving the shit that was in them down his throat, and among other things.

It was a book that was based on a true event, but I dont remember what the book was called, anyone know?


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Topic: happy birthday to me!

Posted: 08/22/08 03:17 AM

Forum: General

Your little brother needs a beating. I posted it in your profile.


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Topic: happy birthday to me!

Posted: 08/22/08 03:11 AM

Forum: General

Grounded on your 18th birthday?

What you do, buy a prostitue?


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Angry

Topic: Im very ugly

Posted: 08/22/08 02:58 AM

Forum: General

You so ugly.

Im very ugly


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Topic: Its photoshop time!

Posted: 08/22/08 12:25 AM

Forum: General

Mine is better because I say it is

that little dude in it is buddah

Its photoshop time!


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Elated

Topic: Photoshop Asianface

Posted: 08/21/08 09:55 PM

Forum: General

Constapation, it isnt funny...for the one who has it. Ha ha ha

Photoshop Asianface


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Elated

Topic: photoshop (mspain) another sign

Posted: 08/21/08 09:44 PM

Forum: General

LOL they are black

photoshop (mspain) another sign


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Elated

Topic: Photoshop TehSlapHappy

Posted: 08/21/08 09:37 PM

Forum: General

At 8/17/08 07:27 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: It wasn't from a cell phone. I don't even have one. LOL. This good?

Caught in the act

Photoshop TehSlapHappy


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Elated

Topic: Photoshop Aroused Heinrich

Posted: 08/21/08 08:52 PM

Forum: General

Tom Aprooves

Photoshop Aroused Heinrich


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None

Topic: Terrororist 'No fly list'...

Posted: 08/21/08 04:39 PM

Forum: Politics

DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!


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Topic: Are all Nazis the same?

Posted: 08/21/08 08:04 AM

Forum: General

Ok so you know the whole look and act of the nazis.
Ill tempered non-white hating people that kill anyone that isnt white.
They have super anger issues and any logic thought doesnt exist in them. That they are naturally evil.

Could it be possible that there are some nazis that are kind people and just dislike other races but keep to themselves?

I doubt it,


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Topic: I am sick of this world

Posted: 08/21/08 07:57 AM

Forum: General

At 8/20/08 03:36 PM, gradenator wrote: The world of the consumer that is. Don't you ever get the feeling that you are trapped?

no

The endless cycle of buying stuff and watching it deteriorate before my eyes is getting old. I don't like that consumer products, such as clothing, are designed to fall apart within a year ONLY so that the buying process may continue.

sucks to be you. why not make your own stuff then.

I have a solution (to the clothing issue) but there are too many problems.
My incredibly simple idea is to design an indestructible clothing material that withstands the simple wear n' tear of normal-everyday occurrences that would eventually ruin normal clothing.

but if jeans are like that, then they will be worthless. Cant look cool with premade tears or non at all.

The problems?
-I want to be an animator or have a job in digital media some day. I don't want to study chemical engineering just so my fucking shirts and pants wont fuck up on me.

then get someone else to do it.

-There is too much money in the current consumer process. An indestructible, one-time buy would threaten this balance, which would generate enemies. These enemies have so much money that they could easily have me eliminated (either financially or physically) AND they would have the backing of the government who sympathizes with huge commercial industry.

again, get someone else to do it.

also they are working on it so settle down


Is there anything that can be done? Do you think you have an answer?

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Topic: Who's heard of Bob Barr?

Posted: 08/21/08 07:52 AM

Forum: Politics

Bob Barr is Independant.
Independents never win.
Their job is to stay the votes from the two other candidates.

If you are going to saport someone, at least have the intelect to saport someone that even has a chance.

Saporting an independend is like saporting an ant durring a one on one fight against an elephant.

You are wrong to saport an independant. He will be forgotten and ignored, as will you.


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Topic: Am I a Control Freak?

Posted: 08/21/08 05:20 AM

Forum: General

There is a time and place to be controling.

At the work you seemed well controled, and getting other to do their work is good if do it occasionally or know they are not doing their work.

Now, in every day to day thing, you shouldn't try to know what people are thinking.

People like privacy.

Don't want someone asking you all the time what you are thinking and then telling you to think another way.

There is a time and place to have some control.


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Topic: mmo boss 18 hrs. straight to beat

Posted: 08/21/08 05:08 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 8/21/08 05:04 AM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: Hey did ou hear there was a second world war?

penis


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Topic: If you were not a slave, shut up

Posted: 08/21/08 05:04 AM

Forum: General

At 8/21/08 04:05 AM, Fedges wrote: wow ur a racist douchebag

and I'm saying they break the law more because their poor

They don't break the law more, they just get noticed more and caught more.

blacks love chicken though...who doesn't?

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Topic: If you were not a slave, shut up

Posted: 08/21/08 03:31 AM

Forum: General

If Obama becomes the president, then the whole slavery issue is gone.


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Topic: Newgrounds, prove you're hardcore!

Posted: 08/21/08 03:27 AM

Forum: General

I once killed a man with my bear hands. Wait that was my previous life...and I was a bear.

Tom Fulp is my bitch.


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Topic: I caught some stuff.

Posted: 08/17/08 10:35 PM

Forum: General

At 8/17/08 10:29 PM, Darknessium wrote: I caught them in the sea, so does it matter if I put them in freshwater?

Don't know, some salt water creatures can also live in fresh water as well.

But I think eels need to be in salt water...but I'm not sure.


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