I hear the state of Kansas is actually flatter than a pancake.

Considering pretty much every show like this is WRITTEN BY WHITE MEN, I don't think you folks are seriously in danger of actual discrimination.

Barack Obama would win with his magical powers.

You know Outback Steakhouse, right? Right. Well, do they serve food like that in the Australian outback?

Yes.

Anyone who says no is a liar.

Wall-E.

Unless you can get into his account somehow, you'll just have to wait.

Nerds were never popular. That's why they're called nerds.

(Yes, even on TV.)

APE ESCAPE. No question.

In hindsight, you should probably have set a password for your computer and logged out whenever you left it unattended if your mom is that overprotective.

Huge-ass puppets? I prefer huge ass-puppets.

At 6/12/09 01:09 AM, BoboMcNipples wrote: sorry forgot pic

...If Safari's not open, why is the light under it in the dock on?

Remember... Don't just close the window. Hit Command-Q or go to Safari -> Quit.

At 6/10/09 09:05 PM, Aryk wrote:

At 6/10/09 09:03 PM, Proottalfain wrote: The most important thing:
WHERE
IS
MY
PORN MODE

Tools > Start Private Bowsing

You win at life.

At 6/10/09 09:21 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: I'm waiting till after highschool to start relationships, now women just go out with guys because of their current body, or because they have a nice car. now most are over dramatic, and emotional thus they are manipulated be their friends to be morons, not who they are deep within their soul.

Someone was rejected.

Thank you for sharing this inspiring story!

It has successfully reminded every NewGrounds user how sad and alone he is!

Nope.

Barbecue sauce, though...

Old news is old.

Seriously, every pseudo-pundit from Penn & Teller to Maddox has brought this up already.

Trying to look black (only for white people).

No. That's a terrible idea.

To prevent flooding.

Aww, that's so adorable.

Whatever happened to people putting actual feeling into their music? Regardless of genre, almost all popular modern music is meaningless drivel.

I'd think, "This guy is so damn sexy. Oh my God."

At 6/1/09 07:47 PM, Barrelsfox wrote:

At 6/1/09 06:58 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Next time, vote for the republicans.

Yep what has Obama done to us? Noting Major.

On his first full day in office, he closed GITMO. I'd say that's pretty major.

"Alice's Restaurant" by Arlo Guthrie, simply because it's very long and a little annoying.

Um... Animals don't have sex for pleasure, you know (BOCTAOE).

At 5/28/09 08:08 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 5/28/09 08:05 PM, Jonny879 wrote: do you think JUST becsuse somone is 13 they're a noob/troll? i mean, the majourity of them are but do you think all of the 13 year olds are noobs/trolls?

Yes... and not just here on Newgrounds, out in the real world they're like that too.

Teacher: I'd like you to welcome Samantha into our class...
13 Year Old Boy: TITS or GTFO

Oh, my God.

I'm so tired of the same boring pro- and anti-Christian arguments.

"Smells Like Teen Spirit," maybe?

I mean, it's the same four chords over and over again, and it's a crowd pleaser.

Us modern Americans would all sprout lizard tongues and four new legs and walk around eating leaves.

Duh.