does the main character have to stay at work the entire time... or could a instance (zombie apocalypses) occur, which naturally leads the character out of his work environment?

At 8/15/09 01:38 PM, Sairex wrote: So if it's not too personal, what are you guys and gals (the winners) are planning to buy with your store credit? I'm just curious.

...I really want that Angry Faic shirt >:(

I'm choosing between a tankman figure or the tankman parachute shirt... both are awesome... and I'll prob also get a key chain too to show my ng spirit wherever i go...

just got back from a week at away band camp to come home to this!!! I'm uber excited and flattered that I was chosen for 2nd!!! love you all

At 7/22/09 04:46 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote:

At 7/22/09 04:45 PM, wismty wrote: Right after you lock lips give her a swift punch on the vag, girls dig that.

Wait, nevermind, do YOU wanna go out sometime?

you... are fucked up... so far your fantasy is to have a guy sit down next to you and announce that theres a rock in his pants... then he leans over to kiss you when *wack* he punches you're snatch so hard that your eggs think that there's an earthquake...

At 7/22/09 04:36 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 7/22/09 04:11 PM, Grent wrote: Okay, my first tip was, obviously, a joke. My real tip is this:

Ignore every piece of advice you have received in this thread. It'll do wonders for you.

Yep. Asking the General forum for tips is like asking a pervert to not put his cock in a fleshlight.

I agree... but there are a select few that actually know what the fuck they're talking about... although asking on the newgrouds forums may not be the best idea... its a better idea than fucking up with a girl he really likes!

oh and squadus2, post a picture of her so we can verify that you're not crazy.

At 7/22/09 11:21 AM, squadus2 wrote: So it definitely worked guys :) Thanks pawlakt hehe

Is there really some kind of theory on compatible saliva? That would be interesting to read up on.

glad it worked! but yeah, you could say that the two people need to have compatible saliva... but it's better to say that you need to have compatible genetics and that the saliva is just the bridge that allows the brain to test this out. You can look it up if you want, my knowledge on it is limited as I only know about it because we briefly went over it in chem class.

At 7/22/09 03:32 AM, mansellscore wrote: Place it to the side of your stomach, shooting his gun, then your belly button can be the plasm burst thing.
Can't beleive you are getting it, we want pics when its done.

this is a sweet idea! I was going to say on the chest and have the gun fire be your nipple...

At 7/22/09 03:33 AM, 142201 wrote: WTF is that?

you're so vague it kills me...

At 7/22/09 03:25 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: Taste is also a factor. It's saliva compatability, or some shit like that.

I see where you're coming from... and it's not just saliva compatibility that's part of kissing, it's genetic compatibility in general... when kissing, you brain uses information from your partner's saliva to "judge" whether or not you two are "genetically compatible."

I don't think this has to do with taste... though the brain may transfer incompatible genetics into a bad taste... idk exactly how it works, but somehow it does!

At 7/22/09 03:21 AM, HairydragonballZ wrote: forgot the arms

ah... thank you!

At 7/22/09 03:18 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote: It makes her appreciate the taste of you all the better, and leaves her wanting more.

Why are you frenching for taste? You french for the texture and feel of the other person... not cause they make a delicious snack...

spider man... spider man... does whatever makes a sweet tattoo...

I really don't see the problem with spam other than the space that it takes up on Newground's servers... In reality, you see a spam entry for half a day, then it never shows up on a page that you visit ever again (unless you visit the users page of course!) It's not like they flood your screen and keep the truly great flashes from shining through... if anything, it help the average game/ movie maker! By giving users a ton of crap to look at before a mediocre game/ movie, will make that game/ movie's score go up.
Spam usually gets a 0.80 to 1.50... It's nothing to worry about (unless you're paying for Newground's memory!)

At 7/22/09 02:51 AM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: actually my ex used tongue on the first kiss i was pleasantly surprised...but surprised none the less!

see... it's the woman's job to decide how far it will go! If a guy does it, it's considered creepy and like he's going to fast... like i said... no tongue unless she does it first!
And we're all pleasantly surprised when the girl goes a little farther! Just like the girl is always pleasantly surprised when the guy actually know what the hell he's doing!

At 7/22/09 02:50 AM, Spade422 wrote: i wouldnt flame you for giving out your opinion for gods gender

i would flame you though for telling us god exists

He not directly telling us God exists! He's just stating his opinions of the idea of God his... (her... whatever...)'s sex. If you want to start some atheist bitching, go to one of the (already created) atheist topics to discuss how us christians (or the buddhists, or muslims, or jews) are wrong.

At 7/22/09 02:48 AM, Estamel wrote:

At 7/21/09 11:40 PM, squadus2 wrote: I'm thinking more along the lines of romantic tips and the moment leading up to it. I know Newgrounds are imperial experts on this subject.

And I know how to kiss lol. I'm about 95% certain she likes me too.

So there is a 5% chance she will think you're some creepy rapist trying to hit on her, She will then proceed to call you a rapist from then on.

and a 1% chance that he will marry her... but if you go about without taking chances because theres a 5% chance that you could be embarrassed, you're going to lead a VERY fulfilling life... and die a virgin...

At 7/22/09 01:10 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: You're talking about sex, not gender. Learn the difference.

interesting if you take the definition of gender
"A gender role is defined as a set of perceived behavioral norms associated particularly with males or females, in a given social group or system. ..."
It actually means that Bruno's gender is female...

tags... that looks familiar... oh yeah

note the seepage around the mouth and buttocks area...

looks like spongebob with fins...

there isnt anything to my bottom right...
mission accomplished!

I will be the first to laugh when you get a bad torrent and it crashes!
(yeh macs!)

But in reality, that's a good computer! Have fun (cause that's why we buy the things!)

Do anime characters NEED to be asian? no... their eyes are too big!

At 7/22/09 01:54 AM, Demon-Mind wrote: cheers for stalking me i appreciate it like, the why dude review was a malicious pop up submission? come on use ya noggin is hardly an insult,

there was a time i hardly used newgrounds i think ive matured a little since then being that im 20 now and not a teenager pretending to be hard behind my keyboard.

no problem! any time. I just looked to see what examples that you have experienced. I congratulate you on your maturity.

it might be long, but she really doesn't use it to her advantage! She only uses the top half of the finger to actually do the offending! Whenever I feel the need to flick somebody off, I always keep the other fingers as far down as possible as to give it it's fullest effect!

At 7/22/09 01:28 AM, squadus2 wrote:

At 7/22/09 01:24 AM, pawlakt wrote: advice

Thanks! This was the stuff I was hoping I would get. Some greats tips there man kudos to you.

no problem, first kisses are always interesting and different! But that's what make them great!

At 7/22/09 01:42 AM, RocketBean wrote: Because you can't discriminate against gays anymore.

God damn fags, eating up our freedom...

apparently he's not gay... according to this site, he's female

the better question is "anyone not have xbox live?"

maybe they're just get back at you

quotes from your reviews:

"come on use ya noggin!"
"pointless and random"
"hey arse hole"
"why dude? why wud you do this?"
"what a fucker but you sould do another one with a more realistic view "
"that sucked ass!"
"FUCK IT,BLAM IT WHATEVER GET IT OUT OF THE PORTAL!!!!"
"this sucked more than a vacum cleaner"

You're not so nice yourself...

I think that it is easier for people to respect someone who only has one god. I also think that people have a tendency to believe that you must be unstable if you have to "create" a god for everything. Also, most of monotheism's gods tend to lack an image. This implies that man is not able to come up with an image as the god is all powerful and not even the greatest artist could match his glory. Moth Polytheism's gods do have an image, whether it be an idol or a statue. This shows that they are limited in their abilities.
But that's just what I think. Personally, I'm Protestant and belong to a church of christ.